Showtime (2002)

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you? I'm too old for this shit. Go on, I dare you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: I've got to go wash this shit out of my hair and get a change of clothes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: What are you going to do top cop, wrap me up in caution tape?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: I have not interest in you, your stupid questions, or your silly show.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: Get that camera out of here!
Trey: Keep that camera right where it is!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
Trey: How come you never got good at it?
Mitch: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: Why did you want to be a cop, anyway?
Trey: Because I was a shitty waiter.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chase: [unimpressed] This is your house?
Mitch: No, this is my batcave. There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills.

Partager la citation sur facebook T.J. Hooker: [advising Trey on how TV cops taste drugs] You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!
Mitch: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chase: That's great TV!

Partager la citation sur facebook Trey: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch: I doubt it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: [after his home has been remodeled] It looks like a gay porn star lives here!

Partager la citation sur facebook Trey: [walking around the weapons lab] What happened to the good old days where people would just grow pot in their garages?