Lolita malgré moi (2004)

Partager la citation sur facebook [voice-over] In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook [voice-over] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Partager la citation sur facebook This is Damian: he's too gay to function.

Partager la citation sur facebook Damian: [about Regina] She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
Janis: Who cares?
Damian: I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care.
Janis: Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Partager la citation sur facebook Regina: You're, like, really pretty!
Cady: Thank you!
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gretchen: Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
Cady: I wouldn't?
Gretchen: Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

Partager la citation sur facebook Karen: Hold on. [presses a button on her phone] Oh, my God. She's so annoying.
Gretchen: Who is?
Karen: Who's this?
Gretchen: Gretchen.
Karen: Right. Hold on. [presses another button; to Regina] Oh, my God, she's so annoying.
Regina: I know! Just get rid of her.
Karen: [to Gretchen] Okay. What is it?
Gretchen: Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut.
Karen: She said that?
Gretchen: You didn't hear it from me.
Cady: Little harsh, Gretch.
Gretchen: Whatever, she has a right to know.
Karen: [to Regina] I can't go out. [fake cough] I'm sick.
Regina: [sarcastically] Boo, you whore. [hangs up; Karen gapes in shock]

Partager la citation sur facebook Cady: [voice-over] The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.
Regina: OK. You have really good eyebrows.
Cady: Thanks.
Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move.
Cady: [voice-over] Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.
Short girl: That new girl moved here from Africa.
Bethany Byrd: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.
Jason: That Cady girl is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George.
Mr. Duvall: I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel's Halloween party. They've been inseparable ever since.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cady: [voice-over] I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Regina. And the other 20 percent of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. [out loud] She's not even that good-looking if you really look at her.
Janis: I don't know. Now that's she's getting fatter, she's got pretty big jugs.
Cady: [voice-over] I could hear people getting bored with me. But I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit. [out loud] I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she'd look like a British man.
Janis: Yeah, I know. You told me that one before.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her bedroom]
Karen: Did he say why?
Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.
Gretchen: Who?
Regina: He said some guy on the baseball team.
Karen: Baseball team?
Regina: I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.
Karen: You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?
Regina: I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid! [stomps off]
Gretchen: Regina, wait! Talk to me! [goes after Regina]
Regina: Nobody understands me.
Gretchen: I understand you.
Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No. I am, actually. I'm failing almost everything.
Cady: Well, there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
Cady: No. That's OK. Anything else?
Karen: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! I didn't mean for that to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady: Regina, please! Regina, stop!
Regina: [turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! Do you know what everyone says about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak, who's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy— [gets hit by a bus]
Cady: [voice-over] And that's how Regina George died. No, I'm totally kidding. But she did get hurt. Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around. But that's just a rumor. Some people swear they saw me push her in front of the bus. That was an even worse rumor.

Partager la citation sur facebook [deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon]
Cady: [voice-over] I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed for the whole burn book. And then, she said it. The worst thing you could hear from any adult.
Sharon Norbury: [alarmed] Your parents have been eaten by cannibals!
Cady: [voice-over] Okay, the second worst.
Sharon Norbury: I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cady: So are we still in a fight?
Janis: Are you still an asshole?
Cady: I don't think so.
Janis: Well, then I guess we're OK.

Partager la citation sur facebook Welcome to Girl World.

Partager la citation sur facebook This summer, be part of the in-crowd.

Partager la citation sur facebook Only the strong survive!

Partager la citation sur facebook Watch your back: They're your friends.

Partager la citation sur facebook Beware of the plastics.