La Nuit au musée (2006)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Me no dum-dum, you dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

Partager la citation sur facebook QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! My dum-dum want to speak.

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Partager la citation sur facebook I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fire up the iron horse, boys!

Partager la citation sur facebook We may be small, but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ah! Where is he?! I'll beat him with my fists! [Sees Larry] He looks like a weirdie!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sweet dreams, cupcake! Pile-driver!

Partager la citation sur facebook Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

Partager la citation sur facebook Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman [Sacagawea] I love her. But you... you got to finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Larry jumps out from behind a wall and screams, scaring the other guards.]
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.

Partager la citation sur facebook Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Larry: Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence! Now, if you excuse me [cocks shotgun], the hunt is afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter, a monkey, slaps Larry. Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter.]
Teddy: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... you saw!
Teddy: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy: Who is evolved?
Larry: I am!

Partager la citation sur facebook This Christmas, it won't be a silent night.

Partager la citation sur facebook When the lights go off, it's on!

Partager la citation sur facebook Where history comes to life.

Partager la citation sur facebook At the museum of natural history, something unnatural is happening.

Partager la citation sur facebook See the side of the museum you won't see on the tour.