Help ! (1965)

Partager la citation sur facebook [At the man standing on his head] Is it nasty this ring?

Partager la citation sur facebook I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?

Partager la citation sur facebook Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!

Partager la citation sur facebook They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours, I think.

Partager la citation sur facebook (regarding a broken ladder) All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle!

Partager la citation sur facebook [on the phone] Hello, this is the famous Ringo.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Doesn't the Eastern flavour come rather expensive?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeweller, you've failed!

Partager la citation sur facebook Scientist! You've failed Scientist!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?

Partager la citation sur facebook Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!

Partager la citation sur facebook My skin's soaked right through to the skin!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ew, I'm all sticky!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Watching a belly dancer] Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

Partager la citation sur facebook George: Hey, there might be some insurance!
John: I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
Sub-text reads' "Everyone laughs at Ringo's sudden apprehension."
George: Ho ho!
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
[Continues on]

Partager la citation sur facebook Ringo: [Points at red blob on his shoe] We thought that was you.
Paul: No, that's not me.

Partager la citation sur facebook [John recites a poem from In His Own Write as Ringo's arm is trapped inside a mailbox]
John: What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.

Partager la citation sur facebook John: How do you feel?
Ringo: I used to use me hands.
John: He used to use his hands.

Partager la citation sur facebook Superintendent: Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... [imitating Ringo on the phone] Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab...
George: Not a bit like Cagney.

Partager la citation sur facebook Paul: [To washerwoman] Do you know Clang?
Washerwoman: I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!

Partager la citation sur facebook [At Scotland Yard]
John: Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
George: I know we're here.

Partager la citation sur facebook George: Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo: I know, I'm beginning to like it!

Partager la citation sur facebook [John is having a bowl of soup]
John: What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper]
Ringo: It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John: Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?
John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ringo: The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John: Did you want them to?
Ringo: No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.