Garfield 2 (2006)

Partager la citation sur facebook 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

Partager la citation sur facebook Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!

Partager la citation sur facebook But Liz is a girl

Partager la citation sur facebook [holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

Partager la citation sur facebook Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?

Partager la citation sur facebook What ho!?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield: I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Jon: Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Garfield: [points at Odie] Which one is he?
Jon: Be good.
Garfield: Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dargis: But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!

Partager la citation sur facebook Prince: All right, I'll count to 100.

Partager la citation sur facebook Prince: 35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jon: Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?

Partager la citation sur facebook Garfield: 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

Partager la citation sur facebook Garfield: [while at Buckingham Palace] Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!

Partager la citation sur facebook Winston: These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.

Partager la citation sur facebook Garfield: [bounces on a bedchamber] I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?

Partager la citation sur facebook Garfield: Does this castle make my butt a little too big?

Partager la citation sur facebook Garfield: For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz: Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
Dargis: [refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz: Bye.
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz: Liz.
Dargis: Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
[Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]
Garfield: Liz?
Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz: Um... Thank you?
Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?
[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jon: Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]
Liz: Yes.
Garfield: You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.