Fat Albert (2004)

Partager la citation sur facebook (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm Fat Albert.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't have problems. I solve problems.

Partager la citation sur facebook I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.

Partager la citation sur facebook (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

Partager la citation sur facebook This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

Partager la citation sur facebook (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Partager la citation sur facebook Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

Partager la citation sur facebook Why can't you people be nice to me?

Partager la citation sur facebook There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

Partager la citation sur facebook You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

Partager la citation sur facebook Arthur! Learn the handshake!

Partager la citation sur facebook Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

Partager la citation sur facebook Aren't you the hip-hop fool?

Partager la citation sur facebook (repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now.

Partager la citation sur facebook You watch your mouth!

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't have a face.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm a party animal!

Partager la citation sur facebook (repeated line) Guys, guys!

Partager la citation sur facebook (repeated line) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!

Partager la citation sur facebook Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

Partager la citation sur facebook (to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class.

Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah, but you're still Bucky.

Partager la citation sur facebook That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

Partager la citation sur facebook Doris, no one came out of our television set.

Partager la citation sur facebook Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser.

Partager la citation sur facebook (repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.

Partager la citation sur facebook Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danielle: He better not be doing this again!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bill Cosby: Who is it?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? I'm Fat Albert.