American Pie 4 (2012)

Partager la citation sur facebook Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron.

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] Oh, Finch's mom!

Partager la citation sur facebook Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin.

Partager la citation sur facebook I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Stifler: Check it out. Vagina shark.
[He goes under water, girls scream]
Finch: I take that back.

Partager la citation sur facebook Finch: How is your mother, Stifler?
Stifler: You stay away from my mom, Shitbrick!

Partager la citation sur facebook Michelle: Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's hairy wet pussies...
Selena: [interrupts Michelle] Yes, yes. I remember.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jim Levenstein: Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle: Yes. Yes I did.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jim's Dad: It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Stifler: You know what? I'm gonna get you fucked up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jim's Dad: Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.

Partager la citation sur facebook MILF Guy #1: Milf?
MILF Guy #2: Milf...?
MILF Guy #1: Milf!
MILF Guy #2: Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2: Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kara: Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein: Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara: It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein: I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara: Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein: 18, wow.
Kara: You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein: Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara: Please I want you to cum so bad.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kevin: You destroyed their Jet Skis.
Stifler: They splashed us, so...

Partager la citation sur facebook Stifler: Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
Jim's Dad: [drunk] The name's Noah, motherfucker!

Partager la citation sur facebook AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer]
Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mia: What's with you jacking my style, bitch?

Partager la citation sur facebook Kara's Mom: Remember this song?
[puts My First Kiss on and starts dancing to it]

Partager la citation sur facebook MILF Guy #2: [after seeing Oz rip his undershirt] Dude, you have an amazing body!

Partager la citation sur facebook Stifler: [whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler] I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein: [gagging] I'm going to throw up.