Ali G (2002)

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] Keep it real!

Partager la citation sur facebook [everyone's angry in UN] You know why they're so worked up in there? It's because they haven't had their tea yet! Come on!

Partager la citation sur facebook Respect!

Partager la citation sur facebook What's he doing?

Partager la citation sur facebook We're going to demolish Slough instead.

Partager la citation sur facebook I think we should "keep it real."

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Ali] You know, you are unbelievably stupid.

Partager la citation sur facebook Now, I am going to shoot you!

Partager la citation sur facebook (after Ali G and his gang break into Downing Street) This is a terrorist attack, shoot on sight!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ali G: Jezzy, is you wearing green? I knew it - you is defected to the Iver Heath posse, innit? Come on, let's stab him!
Jezzy: No no, wait! My mum, yeah, she put my yellow top in the wash with my brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: Alright. But you can tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life!

Partager la citation sur facebook David Carlton: Ali, have you ever considered becoming a member of Parliament?
Ali G: What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks!
David Carlton: That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
Ali G: (non-chalantly) Yes.

Partager la citation sur facebook (Ali gets up from his seat and slowly walks down the aisle as all ministers argue)
Minister: Will the member for Staines return to his seat!?!
(the Prime Minister notices)
Prime Minister: What's he doing?
David Carlton: Uh, I don't know, Prime Minister.
(Ali walks up to the shouting minister and calmly puts his finger on his lips to shush him)
Ali G: Look at you all! All you ever do all day long is cuss each other! R-E-S-T-E-C-P. Do you have any idea what that spells?
Minister: Restecp?
Ali G: (confused) Yes. Restecp.
Prime Minister: Restecp?
Ali G: How can you all not be restecp-ing each other, when you doesn't restecp each other in here?
Minister: The member for Staines is to be removed from the House!
Ali G: (hurriedly) Here's two words: "Keep it real!"
Minister: (thinking quick) That's three words...
Ali G: Don't be a spanner — "It" ain't a word — it's short for "innit", innit?

Partager la citation sur facebook (During a government speech)
Ali G: You sucked off an ‘orse.
Candidate: I did not, “suck off a horse”. I have already been over this with the Party Chairman — I was out, hunting, with a friend, and I slipped, and fell onto the end of a horse's phallus, which, owing to it being the mating season, was... aroused.

Partager la citation sur facebook (Ali G has just passed a new law allowing only "fit" refugees into Britain. Several women from Slovenia are passing through arrivals).
Guard: Fit. (women smile awkwardly) Fit. Fit. Fit. Wait... (he checks this woman's passport) Back to Slovenia.

Partager la citation sur facebook (all of Ali G's gang and his rival gang are forming a human chain outside Downing Street)
Ali G: Turn the engine on, pass it on!
Gang member: Turn the engine on, pass it on!
(all members whisper down the line to each other til it comes to the last member)
Final member: Bitch on the pension, suck my dong!
Driver: (confused) What? Should I turn the engine on?

Partager la citation sur facebook (Ali G is forcibly rejected from the House)
Minister: The member for Staines is hereby removed from the House!
Ali G: Is it because I is black?

Partager la citation sur facebook Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood

Partager la citation sur facebook Vote Ali G

Partager la citation sur facebook Tax Da Panty

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Partager la citation sur facebook Blair Beware

Partager la citation sur facebook Guess Who's In Da House?

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