Les Collégiennes de Beverly Hills (1995)

Partager la citation sur facebook Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] As if!

Partager la citation sur facebook Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in Debate?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Partager la citation sur facebook Wasn't my mom a Betty? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction.

Partager la citation sur facebook [arguing her way out of a tardy] Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Dionne, about Mr. Hall and Miss Geist] Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That's an unequivocal sex invite.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Elton] You are a snob and a half.

Partager la citation sur facebook So, okay. I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!

Partager la citation sur facebook So, okay. The Attorney General says there's too much violence on TV, and that should stop. Even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Partager la citation sur facebook Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after she and Josh kiss] Well, you can guess what happened next. [scene changes to Mr. Hall and Miss Geist's wedding] As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky.

Partager la citation sur facebook Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.
Amber: [about Tai] She could be a farmer in those clothes.
Tai: Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: So. Okay. Like, right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not RSVP, so I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty?
[Class breaks into applause]
Cher: Thank you very much.
Mr. Hall: Uh, Amber? Replying?
Amber: Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party.
Cher: Hello?! It was his 50th birthday!
Amber: Whatever. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mel: So, Josh, have you given any thought to our little discussion about Corporate Law?
Josh: Yeah, you know, but I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law.
Mel: What for? Do you wanna have a miserable, frustrating life?
Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.
Mel: At least he knows what he wants to do. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
Cher: I have direction.
Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.

Partager la citation sur facebook Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No. Not to your face.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: Ms. Stoeger? I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
[The other girls cheer]
Ms. Stoeger: Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now, hit the ball.
[Ball flies by, inches from Cher's nose]
Cher: Ms. Stoeger, that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!
Ms. Stoeger: Thanks for the legal advice.

Partager la citation sur facebook Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Partager la citation sur facebook Murray: Woman, lend me five dollars.
Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman"!
Murray: Excuse me, Miss Dionne.
Dionne: Thank you.
Murray: Okay, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking but not necessarily misogynistic undertone. [hops away]
Tai: Wow! You guys talk like grown-ups.
Cher: Oh, well, this is a really good school.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: I've got an idea. Let's do a makeover!
Tai: No. No.
Dionne: Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover. Okay, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.
Cher: Please?
Tai: Sure. Why not? Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: I wanna do something good for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mel: So, uh, what'd you do at school today?
Cher: Well... I broke in my purple clogs.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tai: [pointing at Amber] Cher, ain't that the same dress that you was wearing yesterday?
Cher: Say, Ambular.
Amber: Hi!
Cher: Was that you going through my laundry?
Amber: As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's.
Cher: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensemble-y challenged"?

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: [after Tai is hit in the head by a flying clog] If it's a concussion, you have to keep her concious, okay? Ask her questions.
Elton: What's 7 times 7?
Cher: Stuff she knows!

Partager la citation sur facebook Amber: [after Cher's oral on violence in the media] Hello?! Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked.
Cher: I believe that was your designer imposter perfume.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cher: We got another notice from the fire department saying we have to clear out the bush. You said you were going to get Jose to do it.
Lucy: He your gardener. I don't know why you don't tell him.
Cher: Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.
Lucy: I not a Mexican! [storms off]
Cher: Great, what was that all about?
Josh: Lucy's from El Salvador.
Cher: So?
Josh: It's an entirely different country.
Cher: Oh, what does that matter?
Josh: You get upset if someone thinks you live below Sunset.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tai: Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: [pause] That was way harsh, Tai.

Partager la citation sur facebook Josh: [while watching news about a war in Bosnia] You look confused.
Cher: Well, uh, I thought they declared peace in the Middle East.