Le Joyeux Noël d'Harold et Kumar (2011)

Partager la citation sur facebook Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.

Partager la citation sur facebook [upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.

Partager la citation sur facebook Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve.

Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer]
Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus...?
Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals?
Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar: You're not gay, motherfucker!
Harold: At all.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].
Harold: Who are you looking at?