Yogi l'ours (2010)

Partager la citation sur facebook It's because I'm smarter than the average bear.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm so smart and it hurts.

Partager la citation sur facebook Did you check the safety manual!

Partager la citation sur facebook I wonder if he noticed the pie.

Partager la citation sur facebook [As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi Bear: Hang on, Boo Boo!
Boo-Boo Bear: What do we do now?
Yogi: Did you check the safety manual!
Boo-Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!
Yogi: Then hit the eject, Boo-Boo!
Boo-Boo: Don't you mean "eject"?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ranger Smith: Welcome to the 100th Anniversary of Jellystone.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rachel: I've heard you unusual brown bear.
Smith: Brown bear?
Rachel: When they talk it so rare.
Smith: Not that I can think of.
Rachel: I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.
Yogi: I smell PB and J. [falls down over the edge of the building] I'm okay.

Partager la citation sur facebook Yogi: Kick it, Boo-Boo!
Boo-Boo: Kicking it.
Radio: I like big butts, and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny Then when a girl walks in with the itty-bitty waist then around me in your face you get sprung...

Partager la citation sur facebook Smith: We got a bear disturbance.
Ranger Jones: All unit lock the park. I repeat lock down the park.
Smith: You know, I am the other ranger here, right?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jones: Yeah. Bears are supposed to avoid people not run around, stealing their food.
Yogi: Boo-Boo and I would never pick and disturbing family picnic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Boo-Boo: Yogi, your cape!
Yogi: I know, it is magnificent.
Boo-Boo: And on fire!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mayor Brown: Do you think I care about what the law says, or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about power, you pinheads, and I'm going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will.

Partager la citation sur facebook Smith: Yogi, that's the problem - all the thinking. Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn't think, if you could just be a regular bear. [Yogi begins to whimper like a puppy] You know, sit in the woods minding his own business, but nope, you're different, you're smart, and you have to spend your days of being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life, but this time, you had to go and bring down this entire park. So, tell me, Yogi. How smart are you now?

Partager la citation sur facebook Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi: I think we can take care of that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Announcer: And here is what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!
Brown: [Ranger Smith plugs the confession to the big screen] Do you think I care about what the law says... [Mayor Brown and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces] ...Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? [crowd and fans get angered and begin to riot] I care about power, you pinheads, and some way I am going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will!
Chief of Staff: [runs over to the guards] There's about to be a riot out there, I need you out front! [guards run to scene]
Brown: [actual] No, no, no! That was not real. Trust me. There is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle! [Turtle frog like's tongue plunges onto the Mayor who is nervous and shocked] He's right next to me, isn't he?

Partager la citation sur facebook Life's a pic-a-nic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Please do not feed the bears.

Partager la citation sur facebook All great things come in Bears.