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Y a-t-il un pilote dans l'avion ? est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Jim Abrahams sorti en France le 23 septembre 1980 avec Robert Hays

Y a-t-il un pilote dans l'avion ? (1980)

Airplane!

Y a-t-il un pilote dans l'avion ?
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Ted Striker

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

Elaine Dickinson

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Steve McCroskey

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

Rex Kramer

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Others

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook LA Control Tower: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Oveur: Roger.
Murdock: Huh?
LA Control Tower: L.A. departure frequency: 1-2-3 point 9'er.
Oveur: Roger.
Murdock: Huh?
Basta: Request vector, over.
Oveur: What?
LA Control Tower: Flight 2-0-9'er, clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Randy: Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit…
Striker: The cockpit…what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No, sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Oveur: You ever…seen a grown man naked? Do you…like movies about gladiators?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oveur: Joey, have you ever been…in a Turkish Prison?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Elaine and Rumack investigate the fish poisoning]
Elaine: Doctor, Mr. Hammen ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases, and they all had fish, too.
Rumack: And the co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator have?
Elaine: He had fish.
Rumack: All right, now we know what we're up against. Every passenger on this plane had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour.
Elaine: Just how serious is it?
Rumack: Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat.
[Oveur starts suffering from these]
Rumack: When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash...
[Oveur suffers from those as well]
Rumack: ...then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.
[Oveur also suffers from these]
Rumack: At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. [Oveur does]
Rumack: Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
[Oveur collapses completely at the controls and the plane plummets, people swaying back and forth, and warning sign comes on saying "No Smoking - Rows 11-51, No Sexual Intercourse - Rows 13-51"]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Rumack: Captain, these passengers don't have much time. How soon can we land?
Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oveur: What I mean is, I don't know.
Dr. Rumack: Well can't you take a guess?
Oveur: ...Not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Oveur: No what I'm saying is we can't land for another two hours.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make of this? [hands Johnny a map]
Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat; I can make a brooch; I can make a pterodactyl!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Steve: He'll never bring it down in this soup. Never! Not one chance in a million.
Rex: I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one...

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Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What's slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Thank God it's Only a Motion Picture!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The craziest flight you'll ever take!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!