Y a-t-il quelqu'un pour tuer ma femme ? (1986)

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh my God! I've been kidnapped by Huey and Dewey!

Partager la citation sur facebook So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.

Partager la citation sur facebook [introducing his wife's toy poodle to his new Doberman pinscher] Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!

Partager la citation sur facebook [complaining about his wife's wealthy father] They pulled the plug on him. He wheezed and shook for about an hour and then... he stabilized. That son-of-a-bitch just got older and sicker, and older and sicker, AND OLDER AND SICKER...!

Partager la citation sur facebook [answering the phone] Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here. Who is this? Well Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now. My dick's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done? [hangs up] I love wrong numbers.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ken: [over the phone] If you notify the police, your wife will be killed. If you notify the media, she will be killed. If you deviate from our instructions in any way whatsoever, she will be killed. Do you understand?
Sam: [with a big grin on his face] Perfectly
[cut later to Sam's mansion with several police cars and news trucks parked outside]
News reporter: Just minutes ago, Mr. Stone received a phone call from a man demanding a ransom from his wife, Barbara.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Barbara has been kidnapped]
Barbara: My husband worships the ground I walk on! When he hears about this, he will *explode*!
[meanwhile, Sam Stone pops a champagne cork with glee]
Sam: Bye-bye, Barbara!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ken: [over the phone] Mr. Stone, this is no joke. We're desperate people.
Sam: I believe this is a joke pal and you're it. The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn't pay. Well, I didn't pay and I was at the morgue and she wasn't there. You lied to me. You know what I think?
Ken: No.
Sam: You got no nuts. What do I have to do? Put a gun in your hand, aim, and pull your finger down you spineless wimp. I dare you to kill her.
[Sam hangs up]
Sam: Now that oughta do it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Barbara: So, when do I get out of here?
Sandy: As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom.
Barbara: What's the problem? What is the ransom?
Sandy: Well, we asked for $500,000.00.
Barbara: That should be no problem.
Sandy: He wouldn't pay.
Barbara: He wouldn't pay?
Sandy: Then we asked him for $50,000.00.
Barbara: Yeah?
Sandy: He still wouldn't pay. So now we're lowering our price to $10,000.00.
Barbara: Do I understand this correctly? I'm being marked down?

Partager la citation sur facebook Barbara: I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bender: GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
Earl: Who said that?
Walter: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
Bender: IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
Earl: Really?
Bender: NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Ken's getaway car has gone off the pier]
Bystander no. 1: Somebody help! He'll drown!
Bystander no. 2: The water's way too cold
Bystander no. 3: There's riptides.
Bystander no. 4: I've seen sharks.
[the ransom money starts to float to the surface]
Bystander no. 5: Look! There's money!
[the bystanders jump into the water to get the money]
Sam: [arriving at the scene] My money! You can't do that! That's not your money! That's my money! Stop 'em! [pushes the nearest cop into the water]

Partager la citation sur facebook Phyllis Applegate - Loan Officer

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeannine Bisignano - Hooker in Car