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Le Monde selon Wayne II est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Stephen Surjik sorti en France le 6 avril 1994 avec Mike Myers

Le Monde selon Wayne II (1993)

Wayne's World 2

Le Monde selon Wayne II
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Wayne Campbell

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (To a desk clerk with a lack of pigment in one of his eyes)
Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye!
Ok, well, we'll take these home, run them with a fine toothed comb, cross the "t"s and dot the (workers look at him)... lower case "j"s.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ok, well, we'll take these home, run them with a fine toothed comb, cross the "t"s and dot the (workers look at him)... lower case "j"s.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Well, uh, ix-nay on the condescension-ay there, Chet.

Garth Algar

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Holds underpants that shrunk in the wash) I like them teeny, and toasty.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Welcome to Aurora! Not just a place, but a state of mind.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (To a desk clerk with a lack of pigment in one of his eyes) Well, I'd like to think I have an eye for details.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show) Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath.

Del Preston

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (At Mikita's, the doughnut shop) And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show." (everyone in donut shop claps)

Dialogues

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne: [enters gas station] Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?
Bad Actor: Uh...
Wayne: Gordon Street, Gordon Street!
Bad Actor: Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.
Wayne: [looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.
[person from set crew comes in and replaces actor with Charlton Heston]
Good Actor: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
Wayne: [choking back tears] Thank you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne & Garth: Uhhh....[Goes to their knees and start bowing] We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Steven Tyler: Hey, you're worthy, you're worthy! Get up!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Honey Hornée: I'm Honey. Hornée.
Garth: Nice to meet you, Miss Horny.
Honey Hornée: It's Hornée. It's French.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Honey Hornée: Would you like to have dinner some night?
Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Honey Hornée: Garth, I'm going to be frank.
Garth: Okay, can I still be Garth?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Honey Hornée: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Del Preston: (Goes off-topic from stage positioning) In the event of capture, I will distribute cyanide capsules which are to be placed under the tongue like so: (puts one under his tongue) Any questions?
Garth: I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar? (Wayne and Garth snicker)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne: (Going through a scrapbook) Who's the old lady!?
Del Preston: That's my old lady.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Garth: Del, you're really gonna love Aurora!
Del Preston: Who's Aurora, anyway?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne: Oh, I almost forgot! This year Garth finally got pubes. (Gets into the car)
Garth: You didn't tell them about my pubes did you?
Wayne: No, of course not.
(Wayne and the crew snicker)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it... I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne: Look, Garth, it's Heather Locklear. And she's signaling to us! There is a god.
Garth: Heather be thy name.
Wayne, Garth: Schwiiiiiiiiing!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne: (With all respect, Jeff. In our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions.)
Jeff Wong: (How dare you speak to me in such an insolant tone. You have left me no choice but to fight you!)
Wayne: (If we were to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles!)
Jeff: (dubbed in english) Very well. If that is your custom, prepare to die.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
Wayne: Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
Garth: What do these guys do?
Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
Garth: That's weird.
Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Wayne has finally found himself at the First Presbyterian Church and runs on top to finally catch Cassandra about to marry Bobby Cahn.]
Wayne: Oh Jesus God no.
[He knocks loudly on the window glass that not only catches Cassandra's attention, but also the attention of her disapproving family and Bobby]
Wayne: Cassandra! Cassandra!
Jeff: What an asshole.
[As Wayne continues to call out Cassandra's name, her father, along with Bobby and the minister mouths "Son of a Bitch" at Wayne.]
Cassandra: WAYNE!