Underdog, chien volant non identifié (2007)

Partager la citation sur facebook [opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived... Underdog!

Partager la citation sur facebook Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?

Partager la citation sur facebook Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me. He wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Right, talking dog will try to make things normal.

Partager la citation sur facebook But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building.

Partager la citation sur facebook GIVE THE DOG YOUR FOOD.

Partager la citation sur facebook You can put the doggy door there!

Partager la citation sur facebook There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry!

Partager la citation sur facebook There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's okay. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble.

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot.

Partager la citation sur facebook It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?

Partager la citation sur facebook Simon says: Surround the sad ex-cop. Simon says: Convince.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know what the saddest part is? You thought they love you but they only love the power that I gave you.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll play your game but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this? Simon says: Fetch.

Partager la citation sur facebook I should've put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll be the silent partner.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cad's hit. Cad's hit.

Partager la citation sur facebook I bought myself a thesaurus.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shoeshine I don't know if you can understand me right now, but forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because I don't care if you can talk or fly. You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Riff Raff: Aahh! I'm naked! I'm naked!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dan: You gave my JV baseball sweater away to a superhero?!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Simon Barsinister: The serum.
Cad: Doc, he's going through the door!
(Simon Barsinister closes the door but Shoeshine escapes)
Simon Barsinister: It works.

Partager la citation sur facebook Riff Raff: Hey, runt, you lost? The name's Riff Raff.
Little Brown Dog: He's Riff Raff.
Riff Raff: I mark this territory.
Little Brown Dog: Yeah, he marked it.
Shoeshine: Look, I don't want any trouble.
Riff Raff: Well, today's your lucky day, mutt. I'd rip you pieces but I don't want to get my paws dirty.
Bulldog: Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag.
Little Brown Dog: (laughing) Fleabag! Yes.
Riff Raff: Get him!

Partager la citation sur facebook Shoeshine: Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog! Are you people crazy?!
Jack: Shoeshine, come here. It's not real dog.
Shoeshine: What is it, then?
Jack: It's animal parts. You know, noses, hooves, intestines.
Shoeshine: In that case, I'll take two.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cad: Do you think this thing will create us another superdog?
Simon Barsnister: Why make one when I could create a plethora?
Cad: That's a "P" word. I have it.
Simon Barsinister: Just pick it up, you ape.

Partager la citation sur facebook Riff Raff: Hey, Speed Bump, you survived. Let me guess: you went to satellite instead of cable. (laughs)
Sweet Polly PureBred: Put a muzzle on it.
Riff Raff: What's the matter, runt? You let your girlfirend do the talking for you? Maybe you can't hear me. (barks at Shoeshine; to Sweet Polly PureBred) If you ever want to be with a real dog, give me a sniff.

Partager la citation sur facebook Simon Barsinister: You slack-jawed, mouth-breathing imbecile! I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't dispose of you right now!
Cad: I found this.
(Cad shows Underdog's collar)

Partager la citation sur facebook Shoeshine: Look, do anything to me. Just let them go.
Simon Barsinister: Wise decision.

Partager la citation sur facebook Molly: You and your boss will never get away with this.
Cad: He's not my boss! We're partners!
Molly: Then why are YOU doing this?
Cad: Because my partner said that he might fire me if I don't!

Partager la citation sur facebook Shoeshine: Can't we just work this out dog-to-dog?
Simon Barsinister: They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine. They're loyal to me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Riff Raff: Look who is is, it's Speed Bump.
Little Brown Dog: You again?
Riff Raff: Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing?
Little Brown Dog: Hello?
Riff Raff: I told you to stay away.
Shoeshine: Listen, I'm in a hurry! Don't mess with me!
Riff Raff: He's just look like all little dogs. All bark, no bite.
Shoeshine: I do not bite, yes that is true. But see what my bark will do to you.
Riff Raff: Huh?
Little Brown Dog: That's just bad rapping, dog.
(Shoeshine barks at Riff Raff and his fur is blown away)
Little Brown Dog: Ooh, I didn't need to see that.
Bulldog: Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming.
Riff Raff: Aahh! I'm naked! I'm naked!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: Neverseepeeplesniffeachother'sbutts.
Shoeshine: Timshea.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shoeshine: Am I standing? I can`t feel my legs.
Jack: You`re Bumbledog.
Shoeshine: Hey-ey. Whoa. No stripes. They make me look fat. Who am I supposed to be, Sherlock Bones?
Jack: Count Dogula?
Shoeshine: Okay, this is why dogs bite people.