Twin Town (1997)

Partager la citation sur facebook Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!

Partager la citation sur facebook Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!

Partager la citation sur facebook I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!

Partager la citation sur facebook This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!

Partager la citation sur facebook You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyo: Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".

Partager la citation sur facebook Terry: I'd call it... a pretty shitty city.

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyo: Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ivor: What can I have for twenty again?

Partager la citation sur facebook Brothel Woman: Top exposed hand relief; Tits and hand shandies is it love?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ivor: Gwelio

Partager la citation sur facebook Brothel Woman: Righto then Ivor, Bon voyage. How's that love, hittin' the spot?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ivor: Oh yea

Partager la citation sur facebook Bryn: I'll have a chicken jalfrezi balti, half chips half rice, three onion bhajees, two naans and a grandfach!

Partager la citation sur facebook Indian Waiter: Benju gandju [In Punjabi] You asshole sister fucker!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lucy: She's a hooker Greyo

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyo: Yeah and I'm a scrum-half

Partager la citation sur facebook Adie: I'd better be off

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: Off to the brothel?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jean: It's not a brothel, it's an executive health spa!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy and Julian: Health Spa AHHHHH!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fatty: Cup of tea boys?

Partager la citation sur facebook Adie: It's not a cup of tea they want, it's a good fucking hiding ask 'em who was kind enough to lend them the two tone BMW they been driving through the fucking night; Go on, ask 'em!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: Fuck off you nosey bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jean: Charming!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: Do you know what happens if they catches you doing drugs in Morocco?

Partager la citation sur facebook Julian: No?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: They hands you over to the fucking RUG squad. Aaaah I fuckin' had ew!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: How is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?

Partager la citation sur facebook Julian: Supa-dupa deal

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: How much for a shag Adie?

Partager la citation sur facebook Adie: Awww dont worry lads, you can have family discount; but first we'll ave' to find your little willies first though!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: What's your handicap, Bryn? [Smashes golf club into Bryn's knee]

Partager la citation sur facebook Bryn: [In agony, with tape over his mouth] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: Not bad.

Partager la citation sur facebook Terry: What the fuck does that mean Greyo?

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyo: What does what mean?

Partager la citation sur facebook Terry: That, "ambition is fucking critical."

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyo: It says "ambition is critical." There's no "fucking" in it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?

Partager la citation sur facebook An extreme comedy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Welcome to ugly lovely town

Partager la citation sur facebook Rachel Scorgie - Adie Lewis

Partager la citation sur facebook Dorien Thomas - Greyo

Partager la citation sur facebook Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright

Partager la citation sur facebook Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright

Partager la citation sur facebook Morgan Hopkins - Chip Roberts