Training Day (2001)

Partager la citation sur facebook The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!

Partager la citation sur facebook To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not what you know; it's what you can prove.

Partager la citation sur facebook You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?

Partager la citation sur facebook [singing] Oh where, oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Partager la citation sur facebook Fuck him and everybody who looks like him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lieutenant's got our back, we know a week before we piss!

Partager la citation sur facebook You know I'm surgical with this bitch Jake!

Partager la citation sur facebook You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? OK, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em - pay the bill.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shit gets deeper... You get the picture?

Partager la citation sur facebook Three of a kind beats two pair, you fucking dumb truck.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alonzo, he's a hothead. Last week in Vegas some Russian starts talking shit and Alonzo he just snapped. Beat his ass to death. Turns out that Russian is a somebody and now Alonzo, he's into the Russians for a million.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hoyt: This car is NOT from the motor pool.
Alonzo Harris: No it's not. Sexy though, isn't it?

Partager la citation sur facebook Alonzo Harris: But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass didn't you. You did! You put her in the back seat- BAM- Code X!
Hoyt: Nah man, I got a wife.
Alonzo Harris: You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? OK, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em - pay the bill.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Alonzo forces Hoyt to smoke the weed at gunpoint.]
Alonzo Harris: Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Jake Hoyt: What's "wet"?
Alonzo Harris: Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?
Jake Hoyt: No, I've never done it.
Alonzo Harris: You have now. I haven't, but you have.
Jake Hoyt: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired!
Alonzo Harris: Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss.
Jake Hoyt: Oh, shit. Shit!
Alonzo Harris: Boom!
Jake Hoyt: Why did you do this to me?
Alonzo Harris: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alonzo: It behooves you not to dick around on this one. Justifiable homicide in the line of duty? What happened was...
Jake: What happened was murder... and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?
Alonzo: Open your eyes, son. Can't you see?
Jake: That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.
Alonzo: Why is he my friend, because he knows my first name? Roger sold dope to kids. The world is a better place without him. This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles. This is the game. I'm playing his ass. That's my job. That's your job. I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity for over 10 years, and now I got him. The shit's chess, it ain't checkers. What, we all of a sudden gonna roll up in a black-and-white? Come on, man, take the money.
Jake: I told you, I'm *not* gonna take that money.
Alonzo: All right, burn it, barbecue it, fish-fry it, I don't give a fuck. But the boys'll feel better about it.
Jake: *Fuck* their feelings.
Alonzo: You're not making them feel like you're part of the team.
Jake: The team? You guys are fuckin' insane. All right, I'll go back to the Valley. I'll cut parking tickets. Why does it have to be this way?
Alonzo: I'm sorry I exposed you to it, but it is. It's ugly, but it's necessary... Sometimes you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you.