Tout le monde dit I love you (1996)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
Joe: Hey, I picked you.
Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.
Joe: 'Cause you were impossible to live with.
Steffi: "I was impossible to live with," I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer!
Joe: So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient.

Partager la citation sur facebook Steffi: Y'know over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
Joe: Well, that's something we're never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter, though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.

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Steffi: She was a heroin addict!
Joe: Yeah she was also a heroin addict, but I thought it was insulin, so how was I to know?

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles Ferry: How was it?
Skylar Dandridge: Good considering I'd never kissed a sociopath.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bob: Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce
Frieda: It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles Ferry: If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...
Schuyler Dandridge: We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers...

Partager la citation sur facebook Laura: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
Steffi: What are you talking about? You're only 14!
Bob: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
Steffi: What are you talking about? You're not in love with Holden!