Terkel in Trouble (2004)

Partager la citation sur facebook Game over, fucking shitface!

Partager la citation sur facebook Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!

Partager la citation sur facebook [about Gunnar, the new teacher] He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?

Partager la citation sur facebook Surpise motherfucker!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's a joke. You can take it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Leon: [only word he says] No.

Partager la citation sur facebook Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?

Partager la citation sur facebook Caretaker: [after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window] Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sigge: When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before "funky" what does it mean?

Partager la citation sur facebook Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Leon: [looks up from his newspaper] No.
Audience: [groans]

Partager la citation sur facebook Saki: Ey Torkel, what was it that you called fat Doris yesterday?
Terkel: Er... fat cow?
Saki: Oh right! Haha! Fucking awesome!

Partager la citation sur facebook Terkel: My teacher got run over by a bus...
Terkel's Mom: Well, you've had a full week then!

Partager la citation sur facebook Terkel's Mom: Torkel, you're not on the ramp are you?
Terkel: No, mum, I...
Terkel's Mom: Well if you are then come home this instant! You know wet wood spreads SARS!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Terkel is on the phone, after Stewart's long song about all the childen he has helped out, nearly crying]
Terkel: But can't I just get a little bit of help?
Stewart: That's right Terkel, that's just what you're going to say if your weenie suddenly catches on fire one day...
Terkel: But...
Stewart: ...So long, and tell your dad I'll drop in and crush his face in a few days.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kim Matthesen as Sheila and Johanna

Partager la citation sur facebook Helena Roman as Fiona, Terkel's sister, and Dumpy Doris, an overweight girl in Terkel's class who has a crush on Terkel

Partager la citation sur facebook Tim Everett as Leon, Terkel's father, and Priest

Partager la citation sur facebook Melaine Cooper as "Ho", Joanna, and Sally