Teen Beach Movie (2013)

Partager la citation sur facebook [while he and McKenzie are captured by Les Camembert] It could be worse. At least my favorite movie wasn't "Tarantulas on a Train."

Partager la citation sur facebook I know karate! And, like, two other Japanese words.

Partager la citation sur facebook [overhearing the diabolical plot of a pair of movie villains] And this thing never won an Oscar.

Partager la citation sur facebook [stuck inside the lighthouse with the machine about to blow up] I can't even imagine a scenario where this works out well for us.

Partager la citation sur facebook McKenzie: Remember that movie about the robot who drank liquor from an abandoned spaceship, turned into a vampire middle school teacher who taught the entire school how to salsa dance, and then went on to win the regional championship?
Brady: Yeah.
McKenzie: That movie made more sense than this.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lela: We're gonna surf.
Tanner: What, you like to surf?
Lela: I know! It's like riding a cloud. Except the cloud is water.
Tanner: No way! I said the same thing! Except, well... Not right now.
Lela: I know that Bikers aren't supposed to like surfing, but I don't care. Oh, my gosh. I don't care!
Tanner: You don't? Hey, you know what?
Lela: No, I don't know that either.
Tanner: I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
Lela: Are you serious?
Tanner: No, I'm Tanner.
Lela: I grew up riding.
Tanner: Is that why you're... stunning as a moon, lighteth up a day?
Lela: Who said that?
Tanner: I just did.
Lela: Wow, I really like your low voice.
Tanner: Thanks. I can do HIIIIGH too.

Partager la citation sur facebook Brady: So all you guys do around here is hang, eat and, surf?
Tanner: Is there any other way?
Brady: Sounds perfect.

Partager la citation sur facebook McKenzie: You know what I have never done?
Lela: Eaten a rock? Kissed a squirrel?
McKenzie: All exciting things, but no.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Dr. Fusion and Camembert are stuck on a floating device in the middle of the ocean after being blown out from the lighthouse]
Les Camembert: I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends.
Dr. Fusion: Movie? What movie?
Les Camembert: Glad you asked. It seems we're all in this movie, and we're the villains.
Dr. Fusion: Intriguing. [takes off his fake mustache] Tell me more.

Partager la citation sur facebook Brady: You know what we should do?
McKenzie: Surf?
Brady: Sing!
[the two of them and a bunch of other people break out in a dance and song number]

Partager la citation sur facebook Mollee Gray as Giggles

Partager la citation sur facebook William Loftis as Lugnut

Partager la citation sur facebook Jessica Lee Keller as Struts

Partager la citation sur facebook Lavon Fischer-Wilson as Big Momma