Superman Returns (2006)

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, you really shouldn't smoke, Miss Lane.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not easy for me to live my life being who I am. Keeping secrets.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to a sleeping Jason] You will be different. Sometimes you will feel like an outcast. But you will never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son.

Partager la citation sur facebook Swell.

Partager la citation sur facebook That place was a graveyard... and I'm all that's left.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Opening lines] You will travel far, my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you... even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. See my life through your own eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father...the son.

Partager la citation sur facebook Even though you've been raised as a human being, you are not one of them. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.

Partager la citation sur facebook [in the Fortress of Solitude] You might think so, most would. This is more of a monument to a long dead and extremely powerful civilization. This is where he learned who he was. This is where he came for guidance.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After swindling an elderly woman out of her fortune on her death bed; removing his wig and giving it to the family] You can keep that. The rest is mine.

Partager la citation sur facebook Krrrrryptonite!

Partager la citation sur facebook You're asking yourself, "How?" Didn't your dad ever teach you to LOOK! BEFORE! YOU LEAP?! Crystals, they're amazing aren't they? They inherit the traits of the minerals around them, kind of like a son inheriting the traits of his FATHER!! You took away five years of my life. I'm just returning the favor!

Partager la citation sur facebook [trying to convince Perry to not give her the Superman story to report on] Chief, I've done Superman! [Jimmy snickers] Covered him! You know what I mean!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Superman] I forgot how warm you are.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after flying with Superman and sharing a kiss with him] Richard's a good man. And you've been gone a long time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Okay listen up. I wanna know it all, everything. Olsen, I wanna see photos of him everywhere. No, I want the photos. Sports, how are they going to get that plane out of the stadium? Travel, where did he go? Was he on vacation? If so, where? Gossip, has he met somebody? Fashion, is that a new suit? Uh, health, has he gained weight? What's he been eating? [Clark cringes heavily] Business, how is this gonna effect the stock market? Long-term? Short-term? Politics, does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff? Lifestyle... Superman returns.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.

Partager la citation sur facebook Great Caesar's Ghost...

Partager la citation sur facebook Every newspaper in town has a female reporter — a good-looking female reporter — stashed on a roof covering Superman and you two were the ones with the history!

Partager la citation sur facebook This goes for everyone. The story isn't the black-out. It's Superman!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Clark! I mean, Kent. Mr. Kent! Welcome back! Ohmygod!

Partager la citation sur facebook My camera's not working! And my phone's not working. [power suddenly returns to the Daily Planet offices] Okay, I'm good!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ben Hubbard: So, you flew in last week?

Partager la citation sur facebook Martha Kent: Five years... if your father was alive he would have never let you go.

Partager la citation sur facebook Martha Kent: Even you can't stop the world from spinning.

Partager la citation sur facebook Martha Kent : Even if you are the last one, you're not alone.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kitty Kowalski: Oh, he's cute!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kitty Kowalski: [Seeing one of the Vanderworth dogs chewing on a bloody bone] Weren't there two of those?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jor-El: My son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-El. I am your father. By now I will have been dead for many thousands of your years.
Lex Luthor: He thinks I'm his son?
Jor-El: Embedded in the crystals before you is the total accumulation of all literature and scientific fact of dozens of other worlds spanning the twenty-eight known galaxies.
Kitty Kowalski: Can he see us?
Lex Luthor: No, he's dead.
Jor-El: There are many questions to be asked. Here, in this Fortress of Solitude, we will try to find the answers together. So, my son...Kal-El...speak.
Lex Luthor: Tell me everything. Starting with crystals.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jimmy Olsen: Look who's back?
Perry White: Kent?
Clark Kent: Hey. Chief! Thank you for giving me my job back.
Perry White: Don't thank me. Thank Norm Palmer for dying!
Jimmy Olsen: It was his time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jimmy Olsen: [leans over an unsuspecting Clark who is holding a family photo of Lois Lane, her fiancé Richard White and Lois' son Jason, ] Ha! Yeah! He looks just like his mom. Already takes after her too, especially when it comes to getting into trouble.
Clark Kent: Mother?
Jimmy Olsen: Oh yeah, well I guess you've been gone. Fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy.
[Clark cracks the glass of the photo frame with his thumb]
Jimmy Olsen: [taking the photo from Clark] I'll just take that...
Clark Kent: Sorry.
Jimmy Olsen: No, it's okay, she's got tons.
Clark Kent: Wait, she's married?
Jimmy Olsen: Yes. No! Not really, It's more like a prolonged engagement. But don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot 'cause she hates that question...

Partager la citation sur facebook Bartender: Must be tough coming back.
Clark Kent: Coming back?
Bartender: To work.
Clark Kent: Well, you know, things change. Well, of course things change. But somethings that you thought wouldn't change could change. Take Lois. A woman like her, I never thought she'd settle down.
Jimmy Olsen: If you ask me, 'cause she'd never tell you this, but if you ask me? She's still in love with you-know-who.

Partager la citation sur facebook [During Lex's experiment with the train set]
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
[nothing happens]
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something, Lex. It's freakin' Gone with the Wind.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jason White: Hi.
Clark Kent: Hello.
Jason White: Who are you.
Clark Kent: Oh, I'm Clark Kent. I'm an old friend of your mom's, from before you were born.
Jason White: Really? She never mentioned you.
Clark Kent: Really? Never?
Jason White: Nope.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Lois introducing Clark to Richard]
Lois Lane: Clark, Richard. Richard, Clark.
Richard White: Richard White.
Lois Lane: Richard's an assistant editor who basically saved our international section. He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies. Clark is... well, he's Clark.
Richard White: Good to finally meet you, I've heard so much.
Clark Kent: Oh, you have?
Richard White: Yeah, Jimmy just won't shut up about you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois Lane: Can I ask you something? Have you ever met someone and it's almost like you're from totally different worlds, but you share such a strong connection that you knew you were destined to be with each other, and then he just takes off, without explaining why or without even saying goodbye? [turns around] Sounds cheezy, I know. Taxi!
Clark Kent: Well, maybe it was hard to say goodbye because he had to go and... he wanted to say goodbye but... maybe it was too difficult for him.
Lois Lane: Difficult? How is it difficult? What's wrong with goodbye?
Clark Kent: Who are we talking about again?

Partager la citation sur facebook Richard White: So, I've noticed you've been acting a little different lately.
Lois Lane: Have I?
Richard White: You know, Lois... that article that you wrote-
Lois Lane: "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman"?
Richard White: No, no, no. No, the other one from years ago, before we met?
Lois Lane: Well, which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.
Richard White: "I Spent the Night with Superman".
Lois Lane: Richard. Come on. It was the title of an interview. Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
Richard White: No, I know. It's okay.
Lois Lane: Richard... it was a long time ago.
Richard White: Were you in love with him?
Lois Lane: He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
Richard White: But were you?
Lois Lane: [long pause] No.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kitty Kowalski: [slaps Lex] I was going to pretend the brakes were out! Pretend! Like we talked about! You didn't actually have to do that to them!
Lex Luthor: Of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending, especially Superman.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois Lane: Eh.
Perry White: Eh? These are iconic, and they were taken by a 12 year-old with a camera phone. What've you got, Olsen?
[Jimmy shows White a grainy photograph of a pair of buildings.]
Jimmy Olsen: ...I got those...
[In response to Perry's look, Jimmy points at a small dot, everyone gathers around.]
Jimmy Olsen: Look, in the sky, Chief.
Lois Lane: It's a bird.
Perry White: It's a plane.
Jimmy Olsen: No, look, it's...
Clark Kent: [Knocking and entering] Uh, you wanted to see me?

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois Lane: But there are dozens of other stories out there!
Perry White: Yeah? Name one.
Lois Lane: Well, there was a museum robbery last night. Even Superman missed that one. [Taps photo of Superman with Kitty in his arms.] He was too busy saving this hooker.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jimmy Olsen: Why don't you guys track down Lex Luthor? I mean, no one's seen him since his fifth appeal and he has more bad history with Superman than anyone, maybe he's got something to say?
Perry White: Luthor is yesterday's news.
Clark Kent: Jimmy, how did Lex Luthor get out of prison?
Jimmy Olsen: Well, the appeals court called Superman as a witness and he wasn't around. How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
Clark Kent: [seething with anger] A lot?
Jimmy Olsen: A lot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Richard White: So with the Super-Hearing does he hear each sound by itself or everything all at once?
Lois Lane: Both.
Richard White: He's certainly a lot taller than I thought.
Lois Lane: 6'4".
Richard White: I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.
Lois Lane: Anything but lead.
Richard White: I bet he's-
Lois Lane: 225 pounds, faster than a speeding bullet, draws his powers from the sun, invulnerable to anything but Kryptonite, and he never lies.
Richard White: Kryptonite?
Lois Lane: Radioactive pieces of his homeworld. It's deadly. To him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois Lane: Let's start with the big question. Where did you go?
Superman: To Krypton.
Lois Lane: But you told me it was destroyed ages ago.
Superman: It was. But when astronomers thought they found it... I had to see for myself.
Lois Lane: Well, you're back. And everyone seems to be pretty happy about it.
Superman: Not everyone. I read the article, Lois.
Lois Lane: Yeah, so did a lot of people. Tomorrow night, they're giving me the Pulitzer-
Superman: Why did you write it?
Lois Lane: How could you leave us like that? I moved on. So did the rest of us. That's why I wrote it. The world doesn't need a savior and neither do I.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois Lane: Clark said the reason you left without saying goodbye was because it was too unbearable for you. Personally, I think that's a load of crap.
Superman: Clark?
Lois Lane: Just a guy I work with.
Superman: Maybe Clark's right.
Lois Lane: You know my... [hesitates] Richard. He's a pilot. He takes me up all the time.
Superman: Not like this.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Superman is flying high above Metropolis with Lois Lane]
Superman: Listen. What do you hear?
Lois Lane: Nothing.
Superman: I hear everything. You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior. But everyday I hear people crying for one.

Partager la citation sur facebook Richard White: We're having beef, honey. You want the tofu wrap or the veggie wrap? [notices Lois' disheveled look and silence] You okay?
Lois Lane: Uh-huh!
Richard White: Where've you been?
Lois Lane: [awkward pause] I was...up on the roof! Getting some air.
Richard White: Tell the truth now. [looks around at Clark and Jimmy. Jimmy awkwardly stuffs his face] Were you smoking?
Lois Lane: ....No.

Partager la citation sur facebook (Lois is sneaking on board Lex Luthor's ship)
Jason Kent: Mommy, are we trespassing?
Lois Lane: No... yes... shhh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lex Luthor: And what is your name?
Jason White: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Lex Luthor: Cute kid, and smart.
Lois Lane: Thanks.
Lex Luthor: But we're not really strangers, are we? This is kind of a little reunion, isn't it? Heck, I'm a fan! I love your writing... and your dress.
Lois Lane: I love your boat. How'd you get it? Swindle some old widow out of her money?
Lex Luthor: [laughs] Hey, didn't you win the Pulitzer Prize for my favorite article of all time "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman?"
Lois Lane: Didn't you have a few more years to go on that double life sentence?
Lex Luthor: Yes, well, we can thank the Man of Steel of that; I mean, he's really good at swooping in and catching the bad guys, but he's not so hot at the little things like Miranda Rights, due processing... making your court date.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lex Luthor: What do you know about crystals?
Lois Lane: They make great chandeliers.
Lex Luthor: This crystal may seem unremarkable, but so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my tastes.
Lois Lane: You're building an island?
Lex Luthor: You're not seeing the big picture here, Miss Lane. Let me enlarge it for you. [brings down another map] Not just an island. An entirely new continent. An extinct world, reborn, on our own.
Lois Lane: Why?
Lex Luthor: [confused] Land, Miss Lane. I mean- Kitty, what did my father used to say to me?
Kitty Kowalski: You're losing your hair?
Lex Luthor: No, before that.
Kitty Kowalski: Get out?
Lex Luthor: He said, "You can print money, manufacture diamonds and people are a dime a dozen, but people will always need land." It's the one thing we aren't making anymore.
Lois Lane: But the United States...
Lex Luthor: [brings down another map] Will be underwater. It's simple physics, Miss Lane. Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
Lois Lane: And the rest of the world will just let you keep it? They'll...
Lex Luthor: They'll... what? I'll have advanced alien technology. Thousands of years beyond what anyone can throw at me. Bring it on!
Lois Lane: But millions of people will die.
Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again the press underestimates me. Come on, let me hear you say it, just once, come on.
Lois Lane: You're insane!
Lex Luthor: No! [laughing] Not that, no, the other thing. I know it's just dangling off the tip of your tongue, let me hear it just once, please?
Lois Lane: Superman will never-
Lex Luthor: WROOOONNG!!!
[Lex shows Lois a piece of Kryptonite]
Lois Lane: What is that?
Lex Luthor: I think you know exactly what this is. Mind over muscle, Miss Lane. Mind over... [noticing Jason's looking at the Kryptonite] Who is that boy's father?
Lois Lane: [swallowing] Richard.
[Luthor is about to speak when his henchman calls through the radio]
Thug: Mr. Luthor, we're reaching the coordinates.
Lex Luthor: [looking at Lois] Are you sure?
Thug: [through the radio] Yes, sir.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lois Lane: How did you get here?
Richard White: I flew.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lex Luthor: [The crystal] It's like a seed, and all it needs is water.
Kitty Kowalski: Like... uhh... sea monkeys?
Lex Luthor: [sighs] Exactly, Kitty. Like sea monkeys.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lex Luthor: See anything familiar?
Superman: I see an old man's sick joke.
Lex Luthor: Really? Because I see my new apartment. And a place for Kitty. One for my friends. And the place over there, I'll rent out. But, you know, maybe you're right. You know, maybe it- it is a little cold. It's, uh... uh, What's the word I'm searching for? It's a little... alien. It lacks that human touch.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kitty Kowalski: Lex?
Lex Luthor: Mmm-hmm?
Kitty Kowalski: Are billions of people really going to die?
Lex Luthor: [casually] Yes.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Lex Luthor and Kitty are stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. Lex angrily throws a coconut into the ocean.]
Kitty Kowalski: Lex, we only had six of those!
Lex Luthor: Six? I would trade three hundred THOUSAND coconuts and every ounce of your blood, FOR A QUART OF GASOLINE! [points at their useless helicopter]
Kitty Kowalski: But what would we have to eat?
[Lex looks hungrily at Kitty's dog]

Partager la citation sur facebook [last lines]
Lois Lane: Will we see you... around?
Superman: I'm always around. Goodnight, Lois.