Super Nacho (2006)

Partager la citation sur facebook I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun.

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?

Partager la citation sur facebook Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.

Partager la citation sur facebook Get that corn outta my face!

Partager la citation sur facebook I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?

Partager la citation sur facebook It sucks to be me right now!

Partager la citation sur facebook I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!

Partager la citation sur facebook You are crasssssy!

Partager la citation sur facebook [singing] When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way Jose. Unless you want to then, we break our vows together! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! [diddle-diddle-dee, diddle-diddle-dee] Encarnaciòn!

Partager la citation sur facebook I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.

Partager la citation sur facebook [While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well to tell you the truth.

Partager la citation sur facebook My life is good. Really good.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To a boy who doesn't want to eat his food] Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho's new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse.

Partager la citation sur facebook I like your cow.

Partager la citation sur facebook Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss.

Partager la citation sur facebook So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty

Partager la citation sur facebook They don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?

Partager la citation sur facebook [To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Partager la citation sur facebook I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He's the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.

Partager la citation sur facebook Anaconda Squeeze!

Partager la citation sur facebook This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.

Partager la citation sur facebook Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!

Partager la citation sur facebook They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey! Take it eeeaasy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nipple Twist!

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't believe in god, I believe in science

Partager la citation sur facebook Nacho, I know someone who can help you

Partager la citation sur facebook Summon your eagle powers!

Partager la citation sur facebook I think me and my friend are ready to go pro.

Partager la citation sur facebook How did you get up here so fast?

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't know why you always have to be judging me, just because I only believe in science.

Partager la citation sur facebook I hate all the orphans in the whole world!

Partager la citation sur facebook Not anymore...I like them!

Partager la citation sur facebook You gave them permission to hurt me like this.

Partager la citation sur facebook I look hideous.

Partager la citation sur facebook We saw you from the village... People in the village: Hola Nacho!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. Amen.

Partager la citation sur facebook GET OFF ME!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world
Esqueleto: Not anymore...I like them!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto: How come?
Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, playing volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me right now! Everything you said is my favorite thing to do. Every day.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sister Encarnación: Where are we going, Ignacio?
Nacho: I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel."
Sister Encarnación: Well, where are they?
[Nacho looks around.]
Nacho: I don't see them. They should be coming back. [leans against wall and whips head fast]
Sister Encarnación: Where is your robe, Ignacio?
Nacho: It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. [tightens butt]
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you... [turns toward Sister Encarnación] I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. [kneels down] But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
Nacho: Yes.
[Bums walk by. Nacho leaps up and over to Sister Encarnación.]
Nacho: [in low voice] I don't like the way those guys looked at you. [To bums] Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.
[Makes his way to the bums. Grabs one bum's jacket and rips it. Turns to face Nacho.]
Nacho: Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!
[Takes shirt off and whips it at Sister Encarnación.]
Nacho: Ever seen these moves? [jumps and hisses]
[Esqueleto and friends appear with pitchforks. Nacho looks confused. One bum punches Nacho.]

Partager la citation sur facebook Boy: How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad?
Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5:00 AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Partager la citation sur facebook Guillermo: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
Guillermo: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
Guillermo: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to...
Guillermo: You are useless, Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence, brothers! [sighs in frustration] This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Guillermo: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nacho: [after his robe catches fire and reveals his stretchy pants] Yes! It's true. I am Nacho, the luchador.
Monk: Who?
Nacho: Maybe you have seen me on TV. [pause] NACHOOOOOOOOOO!
Elderly Monk: No! This is forbidden!
Guillermo: I knew it. He is not a man of God.

Partager la citation sur facebook Guillermo: Orphans, smile and be happy, for God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts. Sisters, ladies, mountains of Guadalupe -- sister Encarnaciòn.

Partager la citation sur facebook Esqueleto: Oooh.
Lady: I forgive you. Come here, soldier.
Esqueleto: How did you get up here so fast?
Lady: Shhh! Secret tunnels. Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. [whispers] I love you.
Esqueleto: Huh?
Lady: I love you!