Super-Héros Movie (2008)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Lance Landers: Ah, Rick Riker. How are your parents?
Rick: They died violently nine years ago.
Lance Landers: But, otherwise okay?

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Rick: Hi i'm Rick Riker, I was wondering if you had a job opening for--
Mental Hospital Patient: Job?! JOB!? How dare you come in here and ask me for a job! I've turned down millions of saps like you, and i'll turn down a million more. I'm the editor-in-chief! I can start fires with my mind. I know the mayor of Venus! Hamburgers can see the future! Rosie O'Donnell is-[carried out of the office by two men]
Editor-in-Chief: Sorry about this. We share the building with a mental hospital.

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Rick: Who are you and how do you know my name?
Professor Xavier: I'm a psychic.
Rick: Prove it.
Professor Xavier: Think of any number between one and a million and I'll tell you what it is.
Rick: Nine.
Professor Xavier: Not out loud, dumbass! Come with me, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.

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Interviewer: How was she hurt?
Chief Karlin: Badly!