Suicide Squad (2016)

Partager la citation sur facebook Nope. That's not the rules. No money, no honey.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after he is brought to Amanda Waller] What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?

Partager la citation sur facebook [looking over his weapons] Y'all jokers must be crazy!

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't know what they told you, but I'm a hitman, not a fireman, I don't save people.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Harley] Stay evil, doll face. Spread the word.

Partager la citation sur facebook [toasting to the Squad] We almost pulled it off, despite what everybody thought. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. They can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget we're the bad guys.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after finding out that Flag had his daughter's letters] You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy is not a piece of shit.

Partager la citation sur facebook [trailer only] I can't wait to show you my toys!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Monster T] Are you sweet talking me?

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Harley] I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Griggs] I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.

Partager la citation sur facebook [while on a joyride with the Joker, to Batman] Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!

Partager la citation sur facebook Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. the voices. [chuckles] I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Flag] I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Katana] Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya. Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?

Partager la citation sur facebook [walking away from the helicopter crash] What a ride!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Deadshot] I'm a soldier. You're a serial killer who takes credit cards. When the shooting starts, and it will, you'll cut and run.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to the Squad] You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me. and guess what? You die.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Harley] Lady, shut up!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's taken some work, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.

Partager la citation sur facebook Everyone has a weakness, and a weakness can be leveraged.

Partager la citation sur facebook [about the Joker and Harley Quinn] They became the King and Queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the Queen.

Partager la citation sur facebook [narrating about Captain Boomerang] And then there's the Aussie—Digger Harkness. Or as the tabloids call him, Captain Boomerang. He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others. But he tangled with a metahuman and lived to tell about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to the committee members] I wanna build a team of some very bad people who I think can do some good.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Bruce] You look tired. You should stop working nights.

Partager la citation sur facebook Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Harley] Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Harley] You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Deadshot] It's over, Deadshot. I don't want to do this in front of your daughter.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Waller] You should shut it down or my friends and I will do it for you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
Harley Quinn: What? These bars?
Griggs: Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I got you a kitty.
The Joker: So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller: [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A machine gun?
Amanda Waller: [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

Partager la citation sur facebook Amanda Waller: Then we got the Aussie, Digger Harkness, or as the tabloids call him Captain Boomerang
[Captain Boomerang's stats are shown including his charges in 54 counts of first degree assault, first degree burglary and his fetishes for pink unicorns. A scene reveals Boomerang and a robber stealing diamonds from the bank.]
Robber: We're going to be rich.
Captain Boomerang: Yeah, you and me mate. Go and get the car.
[As the robber heads to the car, Captain Boomerang takes out his steel boomerang and throws it at his partner-in-crime and knocking him out. He takes the bag for himself.]
Amanda Waller:[narration] He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then, he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others.
[As Captain Boomerang is trying to flee from the bank a flash of blue lightning appears and he comes face-to-face with The Flash]
The Flash: No honor amongst thieves, huh.
[He quickly takes out Captain Boomerang and has him arrested]
Amanda Waller: But he tangoed with a metahuman and lived to talk about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Joker: [walking in] What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: [strapped to table] I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker: Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker: [hold electrode wands] What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker: [putting the leather strap in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T: You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins! The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley] Oh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn: Puddin'!
The Joker: Oh, yeah. Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka!

Partager la citation sur facebook Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interests for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Joker: [about Harley] Where is she?
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. So what do we do?
The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Upon awakening her brother, The Incubus]
Enchantress: Brother, I have freed you.
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same World only much later.
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
Incubus: But they worshipped us. We were gods to them.
Enchantress: Now they worship machines, so I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength, feed on them, and wait for me to return.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick Flag: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me. and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!
[Harley pouts]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Harley smashes a shop window]
Rick Flag: Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Harley Quinn: [takes a purse] We're bad guys. It's what we do.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me! You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
The Joker: Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in. I promise I won't hurt you.
The Joker: Promise? Promise? [laughs]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Dr. Quinzel is pointing a gun at the Joker's head]
The Joker: [sarcastically] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Joker: Question! Would you die for me?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I do.
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: ...Please?
The Joker: God, you're so... good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley Quinn: You ever been in love?
Deadshot: Nah, never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley Quinn: [to Diablo, after assuming he killed his own children by accident] Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen, huh?
Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn: What, you were just... thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang: Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! [looks at Killer Croc] Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn: [flirting] Yeah, you are.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley Quinn: [after the SWAT officer reveals himself to be the Joker] Puddin'!
The Joker: [embraces her] Let's go home.

Partager la citation sur facebook [At a restaurant with Bruce Wayne in a post-credit scene]
Amanda Waller: This is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure if anyone knew what I procured for you.
Bruce Wayne: Listen, I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
Amanda Waller: People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers and if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Bruce Wayne: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
[Waller hands over several files of other metahumans to Wayne.]
Amanda Waller: Why, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Just like to make friends.
Amanda Waller: There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I believe in leverage.
Bruce Wayne: Good night.
Amanda Waller: You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Bruce Wayne: [warning Waller] You should shut it down or my friends and I will do it for you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Worst. Heroes. Ever.

Partager la citation sur facebook In Squad We Trust.