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South Park, le film est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Trey Parker sorti en France le 25 aout 1999 avec Mary Kay Bergman

South Park, le film (1999)

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South Park, le film
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Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ike: Ba-ba-ba-ba-bah!
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
[Ike is kicked, and shrieks and giggles as he breaks through a window]
Sheila Broflovski: Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Announcer: This program is brought to you by Snacky S'mores, the creamy fun of s'mores in a delightful cookie crunch. [the doorbell rings]
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the door!
Liane: Coming, hon. [passes by in front of him]
Cartman: Ay! Can't see the TV!
Tom Pusslicker: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane: Oh, look, Eric. It's your little friends. [the boys enter]
Ike: Cartman!
Cartman: What are you guys doing here? [his friends show him the movie ad] Oh, sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kyle: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
Cartman: Oh. Let's see. Uh, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kyle: Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!
Ike: Ba-ba-ba-bah.
Stan: Shh! The movie's starting.
[title appears, and then Terrance and Phillip appear.]
Boys: [happily] Hooray!
Phillip: Say, Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know, Phillip. What?
[Phillip farts in Terrance's face, then Terrance and Phillip laugh. The boys also laugh.]
Stan: Where do they come up with this stuff?
Terrance: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
[boys gasp]
Kyle: What did he say?
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh, yeah!
[Terrance and Phillip laugh again.]
Terrance: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Terrance and Phillip laugh again.]
Phillip: Oh, you shit-faced cock master!
Boys: Wow!
Cartman: Shit-faced cock master.
Terrance: Listen, you donkey-raping shit eater!
Kyle: Donkey-raping shit eater.
Ike: Doppy-waping sheedeeder.
Terrance: You'd fuck your uncle!
Phillip: You'd fuck your uncle!
Terrance: [singing] ♪ Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka. You're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucka. You're an uncle fucka, yes, it's true. Nobody fucks uncles quite like you. ♪
Phillip: ♪ Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka. You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn. You just fuck your uncle all day long. ♪
[Phillip farts rhythmically]
Terrance: Hmm. [he farts as well, and he and Phillip fart to the song. Audience members exit the theater in disgust while the boys stay. Terrance and Phillip laugh and fart in a Mountie's face.]
Mountie: What's going on here?
[Terrance and Phillip continuously fart in Mountie's face.]
Woman: [disgusted] What garbage!
Man: Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
[The boys dance to the song as a Canadian crowd joins in]
Canadian Crowd: ♪ Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka! ♪ [harmonizing]
Terrance and Phillip: ♪ Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka. ♪
Terrance: Uncle fucka.
Terrance and Phillip: ♪ You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka. ♪
Terrance: ♪ You're an uncle fucka, I must say. ♪
Phillip: Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
[Terrance and Phillip laugh]
Terrance and Phillip: ♪ Uncle fucka. That's... ♪
Canadian Crowd: ♪ U-N-C-L-E. Fuck you! Uncle fucka! ♪
Phillip: Suck my balls!
[3 hours later, the boys exit the theater]
Kyle: Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!
Cartman: You bet your fucking ass it was!
Stan: Fuck, dude, I wanna be just like Terrance and Phillip!
Theater Clerk: Hey, wait a minute, where's your guardian?
Stan: Huh?
Theater Clerk: I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you?
Cartman: [pause] Fuck off, you donkey-raping shit eater. [farts]
Kyle: Yeah! [singing] ♪ Shut you fucking face, uncle fucka. ♪
Boys: [joining in] ♪ You're an ass-licking, ball-sucking uncle fucka. ♪

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [at Stark's Pond, in the afternoon]
Clyde: [skates up to them] Hey, where have you guys been all day?
Stan: Oh, nowhere. We just went to go see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Bebe: [all the kids turn and gasp, then crowd in on the boys] You already saw it?
Clyde: How'd you get in?
Cartman: Hey, stop crowding us, you shit-faced cock-masters!
Kids: [awestruck] Wow!
Stan: Yeah, you're all a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers.
Kids: [impressed] Ooh.
Clyde: [to Token] We have got to see this movie, dude.
Kyle: Terrance and Phillip are Canadian, just like my brother.
Stan: [Wendy comes into view, and a song plays in his mind] There's the girl that I like. ♪
Cartman: Hey, Stan, tell about when Terrance called Phillip a testicle shitting rectal wart.
Stan: ♪ Now, more than ever, she gives me butterflies. It makes my stomach queasy every time she walks by. ♪
Cartman: Asshole, I'm talking to you!
Stan: ♪ I know I can be cool if I try. ♪ [smiles. Wendy does a triple Lutz before landing before him. He gets ice all over his face.]
Wendy: Hi, Stan! [he vomits on her] Gross!
Gregory: [skates up next to her] Come, Wendy, let us try to jump the hilly brush.
Stan': [dusts himself off] Who are you, kid?
Gregory: My name is Gregory. I just transferred from Yardale, where I had a 4-0 grade point average.
Wendy: Wanna skate with us?
Gregory: We've been skating all morning and laughing, and talking of memories' past.
Stan: We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Gregory: [aloof] Oh ho. Try and catch me, Wendy! [skates off]
Wendy: Bye, Stan. [turns and skates away slowly]
Cartman: Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me? [beat] I said, who wants to fuckin' touch me?!
Butters: [touches Cartman] Ooh.
Clyde: Come on, gang, we've gotta see the Terrance and Phillip movie, too! [the kids skate away, and only Cartman and Kenny remain]
Cartman: I hate you, Kenny. [Kenny looks back in anger]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Liane Cartman: Eric, what is it?
Cartman: I saw him, I saw Kenny!
Liane Cartman: Oh, you poor dear. You've been through so much. [strokes Cartman]
Cartman: I bet him he couldn't light a fart on fire and now he's all pissed off! [gets shocked by the V-chip] Aaggh! Hey, I can't say "pissed off"? [gets shocked again] Aaggh!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [At Kyle's house]
Kyle: OK. We can use my dad's computer to call all the kids together.
Stan: Wait. Before we put a message out, do a search on the word "clitoris".
Kyle: Oh, okay. [types] "Found: 8 million pages with the word 'clitoris'."
Stan: Wow!
Kyle: I'll just try the first one. [clicks] "You must be 18 to enter this website." Okay. [clicks] "Welcome to German Sick Fetish Video. If you are under 18, do not--" Well, okay. [clicks, and a video begins playing]
German man: Du hast scheiße gern. [Translation: You like shit.]
Kyle: Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!
Stan: Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: [annoyed] Oh, very funny!
Kyle: Hey. It is Cartman's mom!
German man: Essen mein Scheiße. [Translation: Eat my shit.]
[Cartman gets up to see, pushing Kyle aside]
Liane: Alrighty, then.
Cartman: [furiously] Ah, son of a bi-- [gets shocked] AAAAGH! [falls over]
Ike: [entering] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Kyle: Get outta here, Ike! You're too young for this stuff!
Ike: Bullshit.
Stan: What's she doing now?!
German man: Essen ihr Scheiße! [Translation: Eat your shit!]
Liane: Okey-dokey! [sounds of defecation]
The Boys: AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! [they quickly hurry away from the computer. Stan vomits]
German man: Schmeckt gut, ja? [Translation: Tastes good, yes?]
Stan: Click it off, dude, click it off! [Kyle does so] Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!
Cartman: Alright, alright, let's just do what we came here to do and put a message out to kids.
Kyle: OK, let's see. I've gotta put out an all-access email. [glares at Cartman] Goddamn, your mom sucks, Cartman!
Cartman: Just get to the message board!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Cartman: Mom, if you were in a German Scheiße video, you would tell me, right?
Liane Cartman: [pause] Sure, hon. Good night!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
Cartman: You're a fucking faggot, dude.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kyle: Ike, you have to stay in the attic, 'cause if they find you, they'll put you in a Canadian concentration camp. Don't worry, Ike, we're gonna put an end to this, and then I'll make Mom come home and we'll be a family again. [leaves]
Ike: I like baby's home. [starts playing harmonica]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gregory: [whispering] I'm here for "La Resistance".
Kyle: What's the password?
Gregory: [whispering] Uh, I don't know.
Kyle: Guess.
Gregory: [whispering] Uh, bacon.
Kyle: Fine.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kyle: You're late, Cartman!
Cartman: [rubbing his rear] I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your behind?
Cartman: I have to say "behind," 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass". [gets shocked by the V-chip] Ow!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kyle: We can't leave without you!
The Mole: It's okay, I'm done for.
Kyle: No, we can't leave without you! We don't know where the Hell we are!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kyle: Mole, be careful.
The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb? [leaves]
Stan: [to Cartman] Dude, that kid is fucked up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Stan: We're "La Resistance". We want to save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff.
The Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded to my room for the next three days.
Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
Stan: Why are you grounded?
The Mole: Why? Because God hates me. He has made my life miserable, so I call him a cock-sucking asshole, then I get grounded.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?
Stan: Got It.
The Mole: And the rope?
Stan: Check.
The Mole: And the butt-for?
Stan: What's a butt-for?
The Mole: For pooping, silly. [takes a long drag on his cigarette, then puffs out smoke]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Terrance: Want to see the northern lights?
[Lights his fart on fire and burns up]
Phillip: You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart.
Terrance: I sure did, Phillip.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Terrance and Phillip are in electric chairs]
Sheila Broflovski: Gentlemen, do you have Any last words?
Phillip: Last words? Let's see. How's aboot "Get me the fuck out of this chair!"? How's that for last words?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Terrance: Oh, Phillip. This is worse than that night I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.
Phillip: I know, Terrance. I know.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [at a spelling bee]
Teacher: All right, this is for the silver metal. Spell "forensics".
Boy: Ah, fuck that! Why should I have to fucking spell "forensics"?
Kids: Yeah!
Boy: Here you go! [writes on the blackboard] S-U-C-K M-Y A-S-S. Forensics.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Saddam Hussein: Oh, boy! I'm so excited! Just one more day until we take over the world! I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.
Satan: [reading "Saddam is From Mars, Satan is From Venus"] This book is really interesting. It explains how people communicate differently, like how I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and then you--
Saddam Hussein: Hey, that is interesting! Let's fuck!
Satan: [disgusted] Saddam! I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you!
Saddam Hussein: [pulls out a fake dildo from under the covers] Hey, Satan!
Satan: Oh! N-Now that is just not appropriate!
Saddam Hussein: Oh, come on, I'm just fucking with you, it's not real! [throws the fake dildo away]
Satan: Oh, well, that's still not appropriate.
Saddam Hussein: [pulls out another fake dildo] Hey, Satan--
Satan: Ah!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, [throws the other fake dildo away] it's not real either! Come on, guy!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Satan: [appears in front of Kenny] Fallen one, I am Satan. I am your God now.
Kenny: [muffled] Oh my God! [tightens his hood as he tries to run away, but Satan blocks him.]
Satan: There is no escape! [Kenny is chained upside-down to a torture device, while whimpering in terror.] Now, feel the delightful pain. [pulls the lever.]
Kenny: [muffled] Ow. That hurts. Ooowww!
Saddam Hussein: [stopping Satan] Hey, Satan! [Kenny opens his eyes.] Did you hear the news? A war just broke out up on Earth.
Satan: [to Kenny] Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil!
Kenny: [muffled] Huh?!
Saddam Hussein: Move over, Satan. You're hogging all the fun. [starts operating the torture device] Yeah! Yeah! Man, this is getting me so hot!
Kenny: [muffled] Hey, what the fuck?!
Satan: [annoyed] Saddam, would you let me do my job, please?
Saddam Hussein: Come on, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy.
Satan: Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a second? [he and Saddam sit on a sofa.] I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
Saddam Hussein: Hey, relax, guy!
Satan: Well, sometimes, I think you don't have any respect for me.
Saddam Hussein: Hey, come here, guy. [hugs and strokes Satan] Who's my cream puff?
Satan: [flatly] I am.
Saddam Hussein: That's right, baby.
Kenny: [muffled, confused] Huh?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Doctor: Close him up. we've done all we can. The rest is up to God. Kenny? [Kenny opens an eye] Kenny, can you hear me?
Kenny: [muffled] Holy shit, dude.
Dr. Doctor: How are you feeling, son?
Kenny: [muffled] Like a sick animal.
Dr. Doctor: Great. Son, we have some bad news. We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato; you have about 3 seconds to live.
Kenny: [muffled, shocked] What?! [Kenny's potato heart blows up, spraying everyone with offal]
Cartman: Aw, fucking weak, dude!
Stan: Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! [Correcting his earlier statement when Kenny was run over by a truck that dumped salt over him after accidentally lighting himself on fire]
Kyle: You bastards!
Dr. Doctor: [tortured] Damn it! It never gets any easier! [walks away whistling and the other staff following out the door]
Cartman: [he, Kyle and Stan walk up to Kenny's corpse] I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.
Kyle: Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Cartman: No, I know. I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him.
Kyle: [angrily and sarcastically] Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!
[the boys' mothers barge into the ER.]
Sheila Broflovski: So, boys, you saw that movie again?
Boys: [miserably] Yes.
Sheila Broflovski: Well, Kyle, I have had it! You are grounded for the next two weeks!
[the boys gasp in horror]
Kyle: [shocked] Grounded?
Sharon Marsh: And you, Stan, come on.
Liane Cartman: And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
Cartman: EY, WHY AM I GROUNDED MORE?! THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Sheila Broflovski: W-W-WHAT?! What was that word, young man?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's Mom's fault.
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
Cartman: Kyle's Mom is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi--
Kyle: Don't say it, Cartman!
Cartman: ♪ Well-- ♪
Kyle: Don't do it, Cartman!
Cartman: ♪ Well-- ♪
Kyle: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Okay, okay.
Kyle: [to kids] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a--
Cartman: ♪ Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch ♪
♪ She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world ♪
♪ She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch ♪
♪ She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. ♪
Kyle: Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
Cartman: ♪ On Monday she's a bitch ♪
♪ On Tuesday she's a bitch ♪

♪ On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch ♪
♪ Then on Sunday, just to be different ♪
♪ She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! ♪
Come on! You all know the words!
Cartman and Kids: ♪ Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? ♪
♪ She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. ♪
♪ She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. ♪
♪ She's a bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch. ♪
♪ Bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch. ♪
♪ She's a stupid bitch! ♪
♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ Kyle's mom's a bitch ♪
♪ And she's such a dirty bitch! ♪
♪ Bitch! ♪
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!
Chinese Kids: ♪ Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! ♪
French Kids: ♪ Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier ♪
Dutch Kids: ♪ Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was ♪
Swahili Kids: ♪ Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. ♪
Cartman: [and kids] ♪ Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? ♪
♪ She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. ♪
♪ She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. ♪
♪ She's a bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch ♪
[Sheila appears, and the kids gasp in shock]
Cartman: ♪ Bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch. ♪
♪ She's a stupid bitch! ♪
Stan: Uh, Cartman--
Cartman: ♪ Kyle's mom's a bitch ♪
♪ And she's such a dirty bitch! ♪
♪ I really mean it. ♪
♪ Kyle's mom ♪
♪ She's a big fat fucking bitch! ♪
♪ Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! ♪
Yeah, Chaaaa! [notices kids shocked; obliviously] What? [turns about and see Sheila angry staring at him from behind; dumbfounded] Oh, fuck.
[camera cuts to outside of South Park Elementary at night]
Sheila Broflovski: Okay, everyone settle down! As we continue to send troops into Canada, M.A.C. is also fighting the war against potty mouths here at home. Here to present the V-Chip is Dr. Vosknocker.
Dr. Vosknocker: The machinery of the V-Chip is very simple. It is placed under the child's skin where it emits a small shock of electricity whenever an obscenity is uttered.
Randy Marsh: Now, uh, wait a minute. This chip somehow knows if the child is swearing?
Dr. Vosknocker: It's just like a lie detector, you see? Certain things happen to you when you swear, just like when you lie. The chip picks up on this, and gives the subject a little prick. [to Cartman] Patient B-5, would you step out here, please? [Cartman comes out.] Patient B-5 here has been fitted with the new V-Chip.
Cartman: [rubs his head in pain] Oh, my head hurts.
Dr. Vosknocker: Don't worry about that. Now, I want you to say "doggy".
Cartman: [nonchalantly] Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: [to parents] Notice that nothing happens. [to Cartman] Now say "Montana".
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now "pillow".
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: All right, now I want you to say "horse fucker".
[Cartman hesitates]
Liane Cartman: Go ahead, Eric. It's all right.
Cartman: Horse fu-- [gets shocked] AAAH!! Yiii!! [crowd gasps] That hurt, Godda-- [gets shocked] AIII! OW! Fuck! [gets shocked] Aghh!!
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I'd like you to say, "Big Floppy Donkey Dick".
Cartman: [angrily] NO!
Dr. Vosknocker: Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
Cartman: [angrily] This isn't fair, you sons of bitches! [gets shocked repeatedly, and screams in pain.]
Sheila Broflovski: We will start putting V-Chips in all our children next week!
[audience cheers]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [in the center of South Park, a bonfire is lit up. Citizens have thrown any Canadian items in it like a book burning]
Sheila: We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian!
Man in Crowd: Down with Canada!
Woman in Crowd: Bomb 'em!
[Clyde throws Terrance and Phillip dolls in fire.]
Kyle: Dude, don't you like Terrance and Phillip anymore?
Clyde: 'Course not! My mommy says I hate Canadians now 'cause they made me have a dirty mouth!
Woman: Burn it all! [throws "Alanis: Naked and Crying" CD in fire.]
Cartman: Hey, dudes.
Stan: What's the matter, Cartman?
Cartman: It's this V-Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Kyle: Really? So you can't say "Fuck"?
Cartman: No.
Kyle: And you can't say "shit"?
Cartman: Nope.
Kyle: So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world"?
Cartman: [angrily] Fuck you! [gets shocked by the V-chip] AAAAAH!
Kyle: Dude! Sweet!
Stan: Come on, you guys, this has gone far enough. It's time we talk to our moms.
Kyle: We're supposed to be grounded in our rooms.
Stan: Come on, Kyle! It's time for us to get political.
Shelia: Canada will no longer corrupt our children! [crowd cheers]
Kyle: [he and the other boys appear on stage] Mom, can I talk to you?
Shelia: Kyle, what are you doing here? You are grounded! Now get back to the house and stay there!
Sharon: You too, Stanley.
Stan: Mom, we think you're going too far! You can't kill Terrence & Phillip!
Shelia: We must fight for our children's futures!
Stan: You started a war you have to stop it!
Sharon: To make them safe again!
Stan: Hello?
Shelia: Our children are precious!
Stan: Hello?
[Stan waves his hand to get the mother's attention but they just ignore them. He, Kyle and Cartman then walk away, giving up]
Shelia: We must make a stand now! Stop at nothing!
Kyle: I told you my mom wouldn't listen.
Stan: Well then, we're just gonna have to save Terrance and Phillip ourselves!
Kyle and Cartman: What?
Stan: Think about it, you guys. What would Brian Boitano do? He'd figure out a way to rescue Terrance and Phillip before they're executed!
Kyle: We can't do anything. Our moms' organization is too strong.
Stan: Well then, we'll round up all the grounded kids in town and start our own organization. An organization to help save Terrance and Phillip!
Cartman: Hey, yeah! Our own secret club.
Kyle: I guess that could work.
Stan: We have to try! ♪ What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? ♪
♪ He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. ♪
♪ That's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪

Kyle: ♪ When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold ♪
♪ He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold! ♪

Cartman: ♪ When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears ♪
♪ He used his magical fire-breath, and saved the maidens fair! ♪

Stan and Kyle: ♪ So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? ♪
♪ I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two. ♪
♪ That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Cartman: ♪ I want this V-chip out of me. ♪
♪It has stunted my vocabulary. ♪

Kyle: ♪ And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone. ♪
Stan: ♪ For Wendy I'll be an activist, too ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪

The boys: ♪ And what would Brian Boitano do? ♪
♪ He'd call all the kids in town. ♪
♪ And tell them to unite for truth. ♪
♪ That's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪

Brian Dennehy: [walks in] Did someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Yeah, get the fuck out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye. [walks out]
The boys: ♪ When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 ♪
♪ He fought the evil Robot King, and saved the human race again. ♪

Cartman: ♪ And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kublai Khan! ♪
Stan and Kyle: ♪ 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit ♪ [Cartman joins in] ♪ from anybody ♪
♪ So let's call all the kids together ♪
♪ And unite to stop our moms. ♪
♪ And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪
♪ And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Sharon: [worried] My God, this is terrible.
Sheila: [proudly] This is what we wanted! We wanted our children to be brought up in a smut-free environment!
Sharon: But we didn't want this!
[the moms walk out]
Sheila: Where are you going?
Sharon: [angrily] We're going to find our boys! For God's sake, Sheila, we're going to get them killed!
[Sheila looks at the war.]
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a big, dumb Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
[man screams]
Kyle: Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
Cartman: No, no, Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After a group of black soldiers escapes under Chef's order, protesting the idea of human shields]
Black Soldier: Great plan, Chef!
Chef: "Operation Human Shield," my ass!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [last line; in post-credits scene]
Ike: [sees mouse in attic] Guys out there is hurted. [eats mouse.]

Taglines

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Cast

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