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Slap Her... She's French est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Melanie Mayron avec Piper Perabo

Slap Her... She's French (2002)

Slap Her... She's French
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Starla Grady

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister 'I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my fruit de looms.'

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [in a french exam] j'ai une bouche comme dix doigts et dix doigts comme une bouche...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Whatcha reading? [Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick] Oh, I like Dicks. haha

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest] Slapping people is fun.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After slapping her boyfriend] You are so fired as my boyfriend!

Genevieve LePlouff

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, Kyle, bonjour. I was just watching Starla. She really knows how to spread her legs... uh... to kick.


Arny "Dad" Grady

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dad: Enjoy it while you can, Cupcake, before time and gravity do their dirty work.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Starla: Ashley, Tanner, y'all are my best friends in the world and I don't care who wins, as long as it's one of us.
Ashley: Aww, Starla.
Starla: ...and Tanner, you can barely see those bags under your eyes. If the lighting's right, maybe the judges won't either. Heck, they'll be too busy taking bets about when Ashley's gonna pop outta that dress.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Randolph: You know, I could help you study.
Starla: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla: Ha, I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Starla: What does it say about me?
Ashley: Here it is, right underneath the lunch menu. And for Genevieve's presence among us, due thanks must go to Stalra Grady.
Starla: Stalra? Stalra?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Starla: It's people like you who give America a bad name.
Ed: You're one to talk, you conniving blonde bimbo.
[Genevieve bursts into tears]
Starla: Now look at what you've done. I have a good mind to have Kyle come and beat you off... up. Beat you up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. LeDuke: [speaking French] Excuse me, miss. Where is the library?
Starla: [speaking French] The library is in the centre of town. Perhaps we can meet there this afternoon for casual sex. We can mate like angry weasels while an elderly nun watches. [in English] See, and you thought I wasn't motivated enough to pass.
Mr. LeDuke: Starla!
Starla: Wait there's more.. [in French] I have a mouth like ten fingers and ten fingers like a mouth... and i want to ride your horsie, cowboy.
Mr. LeDuke: Stop right there young lady! Now I realize it's natural to develop a crush on an older more experienced man, but I am married.
Starla: Eww! You and me? You wish, Chewbacca. Sir.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dad: Is that our girl? Ooh la la.
Randolph: She's no Starla.
Starla: Thank you, Randolph.
Randolph: She looks nothing like a drag queen.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Starla: Shit, where's that snail-eating, Bordeaux-swilling, America-foreign-policy-opposing, leg-not-shaving whore-slut?
Ed: Whoa there, cowgirl.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kyle: Come on babe, we're just dancing.
Starla: That's not dancing, that's... dry humping!
Genevieve: I'm sorry, that's how we dance in my country.
Starla: Well, then everyone in your country's a big fat whore!
[Genevieve grabs Starla by her neck]
Genevieve: [whispering in Starla's ear] Maybe if you knew how to keep your man happy, he wouldn't have to dance with a whore such as myself!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Starla: Play this tape!
Tape: [Starla's voice] The whole school is nothing but a bunch of phony posers, a list of users, losers and self abusers.
Starla: Actually, that's not the right tape.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Genevieve: I hate you, and this town and all the pathetic inbreds that live here.
Starla: Say what you want about me, but don't mess with Splendona.

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook No French People Were Harmed In The Making Of This Film.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Miss Perfect is about to meet her match.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook A high school comedy with a French twist

Cast

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Brandon Smith - Arnie Grady

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Christen Coppen - Doreen Gilmore

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Amy Bradford - French airplane passenger (uncredited)


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Laura Halvorson - Beef Band fiddle player