Shérif, fais-moi peur (2005)

Partager la citation sur facebook Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar
Written by Jonathan Davis and John O'Brien

Partager la citation sur facebook "Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."

Partager la citation sur facebook "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."

Partager la citation sur facebook "The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"

Partager la citation sur facebook Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.

Partager la citation sur facebook "An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."

Partager la citation sur facebook (To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"

Partager la citation sur facebook "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."

Partager la citation sur facebook "Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."

Partager la citation sur facebook (To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: He gets taller!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesse Duke: You know why divorces are so expensive?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: Because they're worth it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sheev: Hmm, might be a wet fuse.
Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards.
Sheev: It's supposed to be backwards, it's a Chinese fuse.
Bo Duke: No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once.
Sheev: Yeah, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
Bo Duke: I dated a Korean girl in high school.
Sheev: That is a totally different Oriental nation. Get an education!
Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong.