Séquences et conséquences (2000)

Partager la citation sur facebook [On his habit of sleeping with underage girls] Everybody needs a hobby.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after wrecking his car] So that happened.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.

Partager la citation sur facebook This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm going to rip your heart out, then I'm going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian...

Partager la citation sur facebook If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could draw her tits from memory.

Partager la citation sur facebook Walt Price: What does he like?
Bill Smith: 14-year-old girls.
Walt Price: Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math?

Partager la citation sur facebook Decorator: Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because I found this mole skin for the color...
Production Assistant: Marty Rossen has touched down
Walt Price: Okay.
Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. It's not brown...
Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joseph Turner White: You believe that?
Ann Black: I do if you do.
Joseph Turner White: But it's absurd.
Ann Black: So is our electoral process. But we still vote.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joseph Turner White: Ever wonder why the Dalmatian's the symbol of the firehouse?
Ann Black: First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.
Joseph Turner White: That's why the Dalmatian?
Ann Black: It was either that, or a sardine.

Partager la citation sur facebook Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bob Barrenger: I know my lines.
Walt Price: You do?
Bob Barrenger: I just don't know what order they come in.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joseph Turner White: I may have to go to jail.
Ann Black: I'll knit you a sweater.
Joseph Turner White: I'm gonna be in there a long time.
Ann Black: I'll knit you a jumpsuit.