Spot/Scott
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[upon receiving an attendance medal] Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.
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I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment?
Ivan Krank
Mr. Jolly
Pretty Boy
Dialogue
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Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?
Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?
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Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!
Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
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Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!
Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.