Sailor et Lula (1990)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Man, I had a boner with a capital "O".

Partager la citation sur facebook I'd like to apologise to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.

Partager la citation sur facebook She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach."

Partager la citation sur facebook Stab it and steer.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Lula] Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We've got some dancing to do.

Partager la citation sur facebook I've just met the good witch.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really something!

Partager la citation sur facebook This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Sailor] Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You've got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's Night of the Living fucking Dead!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Lula] You know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if you do, I'll fuck you good. Like a big old jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

Partager la citation sur facebook Say it! I'll tear your fucking heart out, girl!

Partager la citation sur facebook Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!

Partager la citation sur facebook Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

Partager la citation sur facebook Marietta Fortune: Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo hunting? What the fuck does that mean? Buffalo hunting!

Partager la citation sur facebook Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lula: That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever?
Sailor: How clever?
Lula: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sailor: Did I ever tell you that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
Lula: About fifty thousand times.

Partager la citation sur facebook Guy at Nightclub: You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.
Sailor: This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.
Guy at Nightclub: Asshole.
Sailor: C'mere.

Partager la citation sur facebook Marietta Fortune: [stumbling into men's room with a martini] Oh Sailor boy, sailor boy-eee! How would you like to fuck Lula's momma? 'Cause Lula's momma would like to fuck you.
Sailor: Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bob Ray Lemon: Marietta tells me you've been trying to fuck her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, trying to fuck your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little cunt Lula think about that?
Sailor: Uh-oh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lula: One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray.
Sailor: I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be driving Buicks to the moon.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?
Lula: Uh... yeah, I guess.
Bobby Peru: I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound coming down from Bobby Peru.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lula: When'd you start smoking, Sail?
Sailor: I guess I started smoking when I was about... four. My momma was already dead then from lung cancer.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bobby Peru: Say cheese!
[Shoots bank employee]
Sailor: Cool it man!
Bobby Peru: You're next... fucker!
[Sailor's gun doesn't fire]
Bobby Peru: Those are... dummies... dummy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sailor: [about Lula's Cousin Dell] Too bad he couldn't visit that old Wizard of Oz, and get some good advice.
Lula: Too bad we all can't baby.