Rush Hour 3 (2007)

Partager la citation sur facebook And you're not my brother

Partager la citation sur facebook If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?

Partager la citation sur facebook The ambassador is my responsibility!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sorry. I don't know him.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not constipated anymore!

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, shit.

Partager la citation sur facebook You're lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.

Partager la citation sur facebook Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95.

Partager la citation sur facebook My butt still hurts.

Partager la citation sur facebook [a dog pisses on Carter] Good girl!

Partager la citation sur facebook For your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong Garden Massage Parlor in Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby.

Partager la citation sur facebook In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whupped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fine. I'm not your brother.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lee, I'm in trouble. I need some assistance!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sister, you tell this piece of S-word that I will personally F-word him up.

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Partager la citation sur facebook I wouldn't say nothing. He has me. His brother from another mother.

Partager la citation sur facebook [mouths] I'm dead?

Partager la citation sur facebook You Asian! Stop humiliating yourself!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Lee. I got a big problem, man. This guy's on steroids. He got a head like Barry Bonds.

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, LAPD. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm coming, Soo-Yung! [looks down from the Eiffel Tower] Oh, my God! What the hell am I doing up here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Whoa, damn! I don't know what the hell you feeding him, but he is too damn big!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm about slice you up like a giant California roll! (Grabs a spear nearby).

Partager la citation sur facebook Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It's the Crying Games! I'm Broke Back Carter!! Oh God...

Partager la citation sur facebook [after beating Kenji's men] Everybody was kung-fu fighting! That man was fast as Li– [notices Soo-Young still tied on a ledge] Soo-Yung!

Partager la citation sur facebook [holding a gun to a goon's ass] Don't move or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Jasmine after thinking that she and Lee were having sex instead of fighting each other to the death] You are a super freak!

Partager la citation sur facebook [catches a woman who falls while they escape from the triad club] You got a boyfriend?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Lee sword-fights Kenji to the death] Lee, he might be your brother but turn him into your sister!

Partager la citation sur facebook Woman 1: This is bullshit! do you know who I am? My family owns half of Rodeo Drive!
Carter: Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter L.A.P.D. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard.
Woman #2: I want a lawyer.
Carter: You need a personal trainer. This license says 180 pounds, you weigh more than that damn car girl.
Woman #2: I have a thyroid condition.
Carter: Well stop eating thyroids!
Woman #1: Look, can't you just like give us a warning or something?
Carter: That depends, you girls like chinese?

Partager la citation sur facebook Carter: For your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong Garden Massage Parlor in Pico and Bundy. I am half-Chinese, baby.
Lee: If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?
Carter: Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

Partager la citation sur facebook Yu: May I help you?
Carter: We'll be asking the questions, old man. Who are you?
Yu: Yu.
Carter: No, not me, you.
Yu: Yes, I am Yu.
Carter: Just answer the damn questions, who are you?
Yu: I have told you.
Carter: Are you deaf?
Yu: No, Yu is blind.
Carter: I'm not blind, you blind.
Yu: That is what I just said.
Carter: You just said what?
Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu!
Carter: That's what I'm askin' you!
Yu: And Yu is answering!
Carter: Shut up! (turns to personnel) You!
Yu: Yes?
Carter: Not you, him! (to personnel) What's your name?
Mi: Mi.
Carter: Yes, you!
Mi: I am Mi!
Yu: He is Mi, and I am Yu.
Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, 'cause I'm sick of playing games! (points to everyone in the room) You, me, everybody's ass around here! (points to tall student) Him-I'm-a kick his ass, man I'm sick of this!

Partager la citation sur facebook Carter: Oh?
Lee & Carter: Shit!
Carter: I'm going to kill you Lee!

Partager la citation sur facebook Detective James Carter: (to Lee, as they ride the elevator to their rooms) It's all your fault. How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?
Chief Inspector Lee: (clearly upset) It was none of your business.
Detective James Carter: In cased you missed it, man; people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whooped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business.
Chief Inspector Lee: You lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.
Detective James Carter: Why didn't you tell me you had a brother, man?

Partager la citation sur facebook Carter: You're messed up in some weird shit, lady. I mean man, Whatever the hell you are.
Genevieve: I am a woman!

Partager la citation sur facebook Detective James Carter: (after Det. Revi kisses him cheek to cheek) Hey man! You touch me again, you going to owe me dinner and a movie.
Detective Revi: Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down the triads.
Chief Inspector Lee: (total disbelief) We?
Detective James Carter: You didn't do shit!
Chief Inspector Lee: My butt still hurts!
Detective Revi: (winking at Lee) The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything!
Detective James Carter: He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. You go this way...
Chief Inspector Lee: And I'll go that way.