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Pour un garçon est un film de genre Drame réalisé par Chris Weitz sorti en France le 13 novembre 2002 avec Hugh Grant

Pour un garçon (2002)

Pour un garçon
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Marcus

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I think I killed a duck.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Suddenly I realized – two people isn't enough. You need backup. If there are only two people, and someone drops off the edge, then you're on your own. Two isn't a large enough number. You need three at least.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I wanna be with her more, I wanna be with her all the time, and I wanna tell her things I don't even tell you or mum. And I don't want her to have another boyfriend. I suppose if I could have all those things, I wouldn't really mind if I touched her or not.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook He fancies you. He told me.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You're right. You can't help me. How could you? You're a stupid person who watches TV all day and buys things. You don't give a shit about anybody, and nobody gives a shit about you!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Thinking] I used to think two wasn't enough. Now there were loads of people... I don't know what Will was so upset about. All I meant was I don't think couples are the future. You need more than that. You need backup. The way I saw it, Will and I both had backup now. It's like that thing he told me Jon Bon Jovi said: "No man is an island."

Will

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook In my opinion, all men are islands. And what's more, now's the time to be one. This is an island age.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [voiceover] She couldn't stay at my place, and she didn't have a DVD, or satellite or cable. So we were always stuck watching some crap made-for-TV movie about a kid with leukemia. I was going to have to end it. But having been Will the Good Guy I didn't relish going back to my role of Will the Unreliable, Emotionally-stunted Arsehole.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Regarding the first SPAT meeting] I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It was horrible. Horrible. But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me, and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single-mum plot line was a bit complicated for me.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully dishevelled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [In the supermarket, his father's song begins to play] Shit! It can't be. November-the-sodding-19. Six weeks before Christmas and already they were playing the bloody thing.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I'm a bloody island! I'm bloody Ibiza!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook No, Marcus, I do not want to come over for Christmas. I do not want to spend Christmas with Ms. Granola Suicide and her spawn.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook My life is made up of units of time. Buying CDs – two units. Eating lunch – three units. Exercising – two units. All in all, I had a very full life. It's just that it didn't mean anything.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The crying in the morning thing, the depression. Let's get that fixed.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook So there I was, killing them softly with my song. Or rather, being killed. And not that softly, either. I was singing with my eyes closed. Was I frightened? I was petrified.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Thinking] Every man is an island. And I stand by that. But clearly, some men are part of island chains. Below the surface of the ocean they're actually connected.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After being asked to be Imogene's godfather] I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me, I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and shag her.

Others

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fiona: [to Will] You're a selfish bastard.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fiona: [to Marcus] When you sing, it brings sunshine and happiness into my heart.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Lindsey's Mum: 'Sheikh Yur Az' [Shake your ass]... is he Moroccan?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Lindsey's Mum: Are we having duck? Delicious!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ellie: [to Marcus] What did you just say to me? You heard me, squitty little shitty snot-nosed bastard!

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Will: You must be joking. I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me. I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and shag her. I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice.
Christine: We know, I just thought you had hidden depths.
Will: No. No. You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Suzie: May I ask, does your ex see Ned at all?
Will: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
Suzie: Suzie.
Will: Suzie. She doesn't see much of him, no.
Suzie: How does he cope with that?
Will: He's a very good little boy. Very, very brave. They've got amazing resources, don't they? Just the other day I was thinking about my ex. He came crawling up, put his little pudgy arms around my neck, and he said: "You hang in there, Dad."
Suzie: God, that's amazing for a 2-year-old!
Will: Is it? Yeah, he's very special. Very, very special. Sometimes I think, you know, he's the one taking care of me. Teaching me the ways of the world.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Suzie: You miss him, don't you?
Will: Who? Oh, Ned! Yeah. Yeah, very much.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Marcus: I got the letter. Thanks.
Fiona: Oh my God. I'd forgotten.
Marcus: You forgot? You forgot a suicide letter?
Fiona: Well I didn't think I'd have to remember it, did I? Did you read the part where I said I'd always love you?
Marcus: It's a bit hard for you to love me when you're dead, isn't it?
Fiona: I can understand why you're angry, Marcus. But I don't feel the same as I did yesterday, if it's any help.
Marcus: What? It's all gone away? All that?
Fiona: No, but, for the moment, I feel better.
Marcus: The moment's no good for me. I can see you feel better at the moment. You just put the kettle on. What happens when you finish your tea? What happens when I go back to school? I can't be here to watch you all the time!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Marcus: I'll come if you take my mom, too. She hasn't got any money, so either we'll have to go somewhere cheap, or you'll have to treat us.
Will: Well, listen, don't beat about the bush, Marcus.
Marcus: Why should I? We're poor, you're rich, you pay. You can bring your little boy if you like. I don't mind.
Will: That's really big of you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Marcus: [voiceover] If Mum was going to get Will to marry her, she'd have to quit making jokes. At least she looked good. I had her put on that nice hairy jumper and the earrings she got from her friend that went to Zimbabwe.
Will: [voiceover] The kid seemed to think this was a date. As for his mum, she was clearly insane and appeared to be wearing some kind of Yeti costume.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Christine: You will end up childless and alone.
Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ellie: You like rap?
Marcus: A little. It's by black people mostly. And they're pretty angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Will: I want to go out with her, OK. I'd like her to be my girlfriend, here I said it.
Marcus: How brilliant!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ali: If your dad goes out with my mum, you're gonna be dead, really dead.
Marcus: I don't think it's really up to me, now is it?
Ali: Well it better be... or you're gonna die.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Marcus: Oh, don't worry, I think your mum is keen on him.
Ali: [Shouting] She's not keen on him! She's only keen on me!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Rachel: Ali didn't get along with the last bloke I went out with.
Ali: [Loudly] He was a liar!
Rachel: All right, Ali.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fiona: You cannot stop someone from expressing themselves.
Will: He's not expressing himself! He's expressing you, okay?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fiona is crying]
Fiona: Will, am I a bad mother?
Will: No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fiona is crying]
Fiona: I mean, he's a special – very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it.
Will: Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Marcus: I used to want Will to marry my mom.
Ali: You serious?
Marcus: Yeah, but that was when she was depressed and I was desperate.
Will: Thanks, mate.