Planète 51 (2009)

Partager la citation sur facebook [During a show at the Planetarium] Space... a universe of mystery. Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled. Thanks to science, we know the universe is nearly 500 miles long, and it contains—you're not going to believe this—over 1,000 stars.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To a panicked crowd] Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. We're not getting eaten, or harvested, or having our brains barbecued. The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. [Crowd stares] And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos! [picks out a yo-yo and does a trick] We've got one for each of you. [crowd cheers]

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Skiff and Eckle after the show] You are looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! High four! [Lem and Skiff does a "high four"]

Partager la citation sur facebook [After getting his job] Hey, I can see my whole life! A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. They'll come home to visit on holidays.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Watching Neera and Glar walk in the park with a protestant group; Mimicking Glar] "Oooh, the cause, man!" [Normal voice] I'd like to cause him some PAIN! [Hits the telescope, which hits his face; To his three fish] I don't want to hear a single bubble. [The fish hold it in and one of them farts] Especially you, Bubbles.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Chuck's landing] Mom, Dad!! There is a ship in the-- [looks at his parents direction and surprisingly sees Chuck]

Partager la citation sur facebook Neera, you have to choose. It's either me or Glar. [Mimicking Neera] Oh, Lem, There is no question. It's you, of course.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Chuck as they hide in his bedroom] Look, I said I will take you to your flying saucer, okay? Well, there it is! Now leave! [looks out the window; sighs] I'll get you a blanket and a pillow for the night.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After several knocks on his door] Oh, great. let's just have a party!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Neera rejects him] Oh, great. This day just keeps getting better and better.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Sees Chuck on TV, quoting Darth Vader] SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook We got to get out of here, now!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After getting fired] Oh, great! Just great! Fired! Say, why don't you harvest my organs, and GET IT OVER WITH!! [Slams door]

Partager la citation sur facebook No! You're making a mistake he's friendly

Partager la citation sur facebook [Sighs] No.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To the crowd] Space isn't 500 miles. It's not. It's so much bigger than we could imagine. There is billions of galaxies, and each galaxy has billions of stars! Next to that, our planet is just -- [Pause] Excuse me. [Leaves the Planetarium]

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Grawl] I know what you are afraid of... and it is not Chuck. It's not monsters or, or aliens. it's the unknown. I spent my whole life running from it. And I think, maybe, you have, too. But, I'm telling you. The unknown isn't something to be afraid of. It can be your best friend. And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, it's really... just the beginning.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To soldiers & Kipple as Base 9 is about to blow] Wh-Wh-What are you looking at?! RUUUUUUN!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Steps on a rubber duck] What the...? Duck? [sees Neera and Lem's parents staring at him, and gulps]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Taking off his helmet] I can breathe, I can breathe!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Thinking of a lie to convince Lem to help] But I suppose you could leave me stranded. My wife will have to support the kids. 11. We have eleven kids, always hungry. Yeah, yeah, but hey, they'll get by without a father. The important thing here is for you to avoid a little trouble.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Rover] Hey! A planet full of aliens, and you sent back pictures of rocks?! Bad boy! Bad boy!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Giving advice on love] Why do chicks dig me? Because I'm handsome? Because I'm an astronaut? Yes and yes. But, it's also because of Chuck Baker's three steps to romance: Spot your prey. Make your move. Show no mercy. [suavely] Hey, baby. I saw you across the bar. Are sparks flying or is this place on fire.

Partager la citation sur facebook [A tank pointing at him and Lem] We better RUN!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [About the universe] There's billions of galaxies, and in each galaxy there's billions of stars. Next to that, kid, our planets are just... dust in the wind.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Lem, while after pretending to release him from his control] Kid, I'm going down, anyway. There's no need for you to come with me. Thanks... for everything.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Grawl after the chain reaction] You're not thinking all of this is my fault, right?

Partager la citation sur facebook [The teens come to rescue him] Guys! This is so Luke Skywalker! [Noticing Neera standing next to Lem] Uh, by the way. You're not brother and sister, right?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Last line] You're a great planet and you're 50s are fine, but gimme a call when you get to the 60s… 'cause that's gonna be fun!

Partager la citation sur facebook I love fake-alien poop day.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Enters Lem's room] I saw the alien last night. I am so in. I got this guy wrapped around my little finger. Let me tell you, this alien's not so scary. [Sees Chuck] AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Rover curls up on him] Awww. It's kind of cute, the way he does that.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Chuck] If you have to do a number one... [places newspapers down on the floor] use these papers. If it's a number two, go outside... and if it's number three... I can't help you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Rover, after he ran away] Don't you ever run off like that! What if they took you to the pound? Where can I find you?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Rover gets caught] Rover? NOOOOOOOO!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Rover's taken into the Comic Book Store; sobbing] Why did he do it? I was going to teach him to beg and everything!

Partager la citation sur facebook My little Rovie! [Sobs] I can still hear his wagging little antenna! [Rover wags his antenna and makes a sound] Rover? [Turns around] Rover?! ROVER, ROVER!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Discovering Base 9] This is amazing! I was right again! Woo-hoo!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Sees a naked Chuck] That is a funny place for his antenna.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Repeated line] Diabolical!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Interrogating Rover] Where's your MASTER?! TALK!! [Rover leaks oil out]

Partager la citation sur facebook All right, lets get these aliens to Base 9. [Crowd gasps] Not that it exists. [Clears throat]

Partager la citation sur facebook HOLD YOUR FIRREEEEE!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sick is helping the enemy of your world! Sick is befriending a creature that's so completely... different! Sick is... WELL LOOK! IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!! I'm sorry Professor, but it is too dangerous to let the alien live another minute.

Partager la citation sur facebook Aliens are quite like us, except they have two sets of teeth, hyperdermic fingertips, and hypnotic eyes to control our brains and turn us into zombies and destroy our world.

Partager la citation sur facebook Remember, anyone caught helping the aliens will go to jail!

Partager la citation sur facebook He's here to take over our minds!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Investigating Chuck's head] What a remarkable brain you must have. An incision here and here, it should pop right out!

Partager la citation sur facebook This boy is free!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Grawl] You clown! He's here to take over our minds, even yours.

Partager la citation sur facebook [First lines]
Girl: I've never gone parking before. I'm not really that kind of girl.
Boy: Well, I'm not the kind of guy who would go out with "that" kind of girl.
Girl: Why, that is so sweet... I think.
Boy: There is nothing to be afraid of.
[Alien craft rears up in front of them]

Partager la citation sur facebook Eckle's Mother: What did I tell you about these kind of movies?
Eckle: It was almost over! Besides they're all the same.
Eckle's Mother: That's not true.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skiff: [Looking at a movie poster] There it is. Just two more days.
Eckle: Wow. Humaniacs III: The Final Battle for Our World.
Skiff and Eckle: Victory or extinction!
Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we've never met. [walks away]
Skiff: Did you just say what I think you just said?
Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids movies, anymore.
Skiff: [Gasps] Kids movies? I suppose next you'll say "aliens don't exist."
Lem: Duh!
Skiff: Ha! Just as I thought. You're not Lem. You're an alien zombie from Humaniacs II.
Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
Skiff: [Pulls Eckle away from Lem] That's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell us something the REAL Lem would know.
Lem: Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase, who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. And, you give candy to your puupy so he'll poop jelly beans.
Eckle: Bleggh!
Skiff: It was just an experiment.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: So um... Eckle, do you think your sister's home?
Eckle: Why?
Lem: I thought, maybe... I thought I might tell her I got the job.
Eckle: Why?
Lem: Forget it. You tell her for me. Okay?
Eckle: Okay, but every time you tell me to tell her something, she asks why don't you tell her yourself?
Lem: What?
Eckle: And then my mom says because you like her, and she says that "oh, that is so cute!" Why don't you ask her out already? She's been waiting for you to ask her out ever since we moved next door to you.
Lem: She-- She has? The girl of my dreams likes me? This is the best day of my life.
Eckle: Yeah, we've got to see that kid throw up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: Hey, Neera.
Neera: Hey, Lem.
Lem: I came to tell you... I've got the job.
Neera: Oh, Lem! That's great!
Lem: [Nervously] Umm... maybe it's time for you and me--
Neera: Yes?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Skiff gives Lem a cork]
Lem: A cork?
Skiff: It's your best defense against the aliens favorite form of research: the probe. You put it in your... [points at his butt]
Lem: [Nervously] Yeah, yeah, yeah! I think I get it.
Skiff: [Holds out another cork] Oh, wait This one's yours. [Points at the cork Lem's holding] I already used that one.
[Lem exclaims in disgust]

Partager la citation sur facebook Alien Hotline: Hello, this is the Alien Hotline.
Lem: Yes, hi. I've found the alien!
Alien Hotline: They're here, and no weapon can stop them.
Lem: [Annoyed] You've gotta be kidding.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: Jail? [Chuckling] This is great! Yesterday, my life was perfect. And now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the world.
Chuck: At least you have a world. I'll probably never see mine again.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: [Eyes Rover] Rover? Boy, am i glad to see you! Rover!!
Lem: Rover?
Chuck: He's a probe we sent to take pictures of your world.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skiff: [To Chuck] Your personal chef, reporting for duty, sir. May I give you some tasty suggestions for tonight? I've got a list of the fattest teachers in my school, in case your looking for a light snack.
Lem: Skiff, stop! He's not here to eat us or anything. He's harmless, to everyone but me.
Skiff: Better let me do the talking. I think he's eyeing you for dessert.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: Hey, maybe, they can get me on my ship.
Lem: I'm leaning towards "probably not." [Rover turns on the TV, showing a reporter] But I think I know who can.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: Hey, kid, what's bugging you?
Lem: Neera.
Chuck: What is that, an alien hernia?
Lem: Well, sort of. She's the girl of my dreams, and now, she hates me.
Chuck: Whoa, hate's a strong word. You mean to say, she just... dislikes you.
Lem: Plus, there's another guy - Glar!
Chuck: Okay, you know your problem? It's not Glar, or Neera. It's Lem. Look at you. You're so "left-brain", or is it "right-brain"? Whatever. You're the chief of control. You gotta loosen up. [checks his timer] We got a little time. You, my friend, are in luck. [cracking his knuckles] The doctor is in.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: Before we begin, I have a technical question. Are you considered very... ugly on this planet?
Lem: What?
Chuck: Because I can't tell.
Lem: No. I mean... I'm... okay.
Chuck: Oh, g-- Good, good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: [While giving advice on love] Are you sure you're not ugly?
Lem: I think so.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skiff: [Catches Chuck trying to kiss Lem; Chuck drops Lem] LEM, THE CORK!! REMEMBER THE PLAN!!
Lem: [Gets up and goes to the door] The only plan here is to get Chuck on TV. I'll be right back with the reporter. I'm leaving you in charge. [exits]
Skiff: In charge? [He smiles; then walks to the others] You heard him! Things are going to be different around here. [To Chuck] My wish is your command! [Chuck slams the door on him]

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: So... nothing I knew was right?
Chuck: Come on! You knew about Neera. [Holds out Lem's picture of her] I mean look at her! Lose the antenna, get some plastic surgery, she's a hottie.
Lem: I don't have the "right stuff", like you.
[Short pause]
Chuck: Kid… I never had the "right stuff". I'm a buttom-pusher; a spam-in-a-can. I don't even fly the ship; it's all automatic. I only got this far on my charm and rugged good looks. You risked everything to help a stranger from another world. You're the one with the "right stuff." [Rubs Lem's head]

Partager la citation sur facebook Skiff: Great hiding spot. I call the closet!
Eckle: No way! Let's go fight the Army!
Skiff: [To Chuck] How's your species in hiding? Can your skin change to this color?
Eckle: Your call, Captain Baker. What's it gonna be? Fight or hide?
Lem: Neither. [Everybody looks at him]
Skiff: I think Lem's saying he wants the closet.
Lem: I'll tell you what this is gonna be. We're going to get Chuck back to his ship. Skiff, you were right about Base 9. That's where they have his ship.
Eckle: But... we don't know where it is.
Chuck: Yes, we do. Rover found me, he's also programmed to find my ship. Wait, where is Rover?
Skiff: [Moaning] It's too painful to talk about.
Eckle: [To Skiff] It's okay. [To Chuck] They've got him at the comic book shop.
Lem: Well, then, we're going to go get him.
Skiff: [Calms down] Hold on. The whole Army's looking for you two. You can't just stroll through town.
Lem: Wait, wait. That new movie… Doesn't that open tonight?
Skiff: Yeah! Why?
[Lem picks up a helmet like part of technology and looks at the group with a grin on his face]

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: What are we supposed to do?
Chuck: [Pulls out his cellphone] Give them their daily minimum dose of "Chuck." [Walks forward to the crowd] HELLO, HUMANIACS!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Captain: All these costumes, Sir. How do we find the alien?
Grawl Simple Captain. Like us, the alien is in uniform. [Sees Chuck's United States Flag insignia]

Partager la citation sur facebook Grawl: Look at it, Professor. He's hideous! And that smell.
Chuck: Hey! You try wearing the same suit for 3 weeks!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: No! You're making a mistake! He's friendly!
Kipple: Ohhh! This poor boy's obviously a zombie. I'll remove his brain, too.
Lem: [Guard pushes him forward; terrified] Huh? WHAT?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Grawl: How about it, Professor?
Kipple: Hmmm. Difficult to tell. [To Lem] Do you still believe the alien is friendly?
Lem: [looks at Chuck, who shakes his head, lightly; sighs] No.
Kipple: This boy is free!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Lem leaves his dedication and tries to hot-wire a car to go rescue Chuck]
Neera: [follows him] Lem? [Lem doesn't respond; sighs] I know I was kind of harsh. I'm really sorry.
Lem: [Gets his finger shocked] OUCH! [Sees Neera] Oh, hi, Neera.
Neera: What are you doing?
Lem: It's called hot-wiring. It's how they start cars on Earth.
Neera: Lem... um, I was thinking. Well, you know, now that this is all over--
Lem: Yeah, Neera?
Neera: Maybe... we could--
[Car ignites ruining the moment]

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: You're going with me?
Neera: Uh-huh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: All right!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lem: Hey, Neera? Umm... Now that this is all over... would you... want to–?
Neera: [Eagerly] Yes!
Lem: [Shockingly confused] But... you didn't hear what I was going to--
[Neera cuts him off by kissing him on the lips]

Partager la citation sur facebook Grawl: Thought you could take over our world? your kind knows no decency.
Chuck: You mean chick magnets?
Grawl: No, aliens. Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski?
Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski.
Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy.
Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski?
Soldier #3: I can shoot myself.
Grawl: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk.
Soldier #4: Yes, sir!
Soldier #3: Ow!
Grawl: Not yet!
Soldier #1: Drop your weapon!
Soldier #2: You.
Soldier #5: No! you first.
Soldier #6: You're mine, Hecknavar!
Soldier #7: I'm not taking my eyes off Kinso.
Captain Kinso: Drop it, dirtbag!
Grawl: Hold your fire! HOLD YOUR FIRREEEEE!!! Captain Kisno, get, everyone out of here.
Chuck: You're not thinking all this is my fault, right?
Grawl: All right, if you won't tell us, there's another way to unlock the secrets of your brain. Professor Kipple! He's all yours.

Partager la citation sur facebook Something strange is coming to their planet... US!

Partager la citation sur facebook Right stuff. Wrong planet.

Partager la citation sur facebook There's no Space like home.