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Paul est un film américain de genre Science-fiction réalisé par Greg Mottola sorti en France le 2 mars 2011 avec Simon Pegg

Paul (2011)

Paul
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Paul

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s in case our species do meet, you don’t have a fucking spaz attack!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Clive, I can feel your boner.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Clive likes boning space bears!

Graeme Willy

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.

Clive Gollings

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Aliens aren’t called Paul.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice.

Agent Lorenzo Zoil

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mother fucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Three tits. That's awesome.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (sharing the same bed at the hotel)
Clive: What are you going to dream about?
Graeme: Wonder Woman.
Clive: Please don’t.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Graeme: (taking pictures of the Black Mailbox) Do you remember when we Googled it on your mum’s computer and the phone rang and you thought it was the FBI?
Clive: I didn’t really think it was the FBI.
Graeme: You started crying.
Clive: I had jet lag.
Graeme: We’d only been to Brussels.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Clive: They’re going to rape us and break our arms!
Graeme: I don’t want my arms broken!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Graeme: Are you an alien?
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: (annoyed) Why does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
Graeme: Uh – what?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Paul: I’m Paul.
Graeme: Paul?
Paul: Yeah. It’s a nickname that stuck. My ship crashed on a… dog. It doesn’t matter!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Haggard: (looking at the cover of Clive’s book) Ha! Three tits. That’s awesome.
O’Reilly: You guys should have given her four tits.
Graeme: ... That’s just sick.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (after Paul heals and eats a recently dead bird)
Graeme: Did you ever do that to a person?
Paul: Yes. I’ve eaten many people.
(Clive looks at him, scared)
Paul: I’m kidding, big guy. Relax.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Graeme: (after Ruth fainted) If we take her with us, we could get her on our side!
Clive: Yeah, you’d like getting her on your side, wouldn’t you?
Paul: … That doesn’t make any sense.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Graeme: There’s probably billions of intelligent civilizations out there.
Ruth: So where is everybody? Hmm?
Graeme: I - But one of them’s there! (points at Paul, who is in the RV showing them his butt)
Paul: (to Clive) Are they looking? Are they looking?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Graeme: Look, just because your truth isn’t the true truth, it doesn’t mean there’s no truth, Ruth.
Ruth: That’s easy for you to say.
Graeme: It’s really not.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ruth: Fuckeroo. That was the best titty-farting sleep I ever had.
Paul: I have the feeling you’re new to cursing, Ruth.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ruth: (talking to the agents about Paul) He showed me things.
O’Reilly: She’s talking about his spaceman balls! (Haggard slaps him)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Paul becomes invisible in order for them to go outside)
Ruth: Okay. I’m in.
Paul: Rocky?
Clive: Sure.
Paul: Bullwinkle?
Graeme: Well, I’m a little bit tired.
Paul: Don’t be a pussy.
Graeme: Don’t call me a – all right.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Graeme has just pushed Paul out of a rifle blast.]
Graeme: That was close! [Pauses, looks down at the gaping wound in his chest] Oh my... [Collapses]
Ruth: No!
Clive: Oh God, Graeme! [Rushes to his side] Graeme!
Mr Buggs: [Shocked] I never meant to...
Zoil: Put the gun down, Mr Buggs!
Ruth: Drop the fucking gun, Dad!
Graeme: Oh no... I really liked this t-shirt...
Clive: This is all my fault! We should never have come on holiday.
Graeme: No, no, no, it's- it's fine, it's fine Clive, you know we've, we've had a good time, haven't we?
Clive: Yeah? But you got shot.
Graeme: Aghagh-- Yeah I know but, I can honestly say, Clive, this is the most fun I have ever had... [Dies]

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This Spring, they're all for one and one for Paul.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Who's up for a close encounter?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fugitive, celebrity, slacker, joker, alien.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ever felt a little alien? (UK poster)