Nymphomaniac - Volume 1 (2013)

Partager la citation sur facebook Perhaps the only difference between me and other people is that I've always demanded more from the sunset. More spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's actually the souls of the trees we're seeing in the winter. In summer everything is green and idyllic but in the winter, the branches and the trunks all stand out. Just look at how crooked they all are. The branches have to carry all the leaves to the sunlight. That's one long struggle for survival.

Partager la citation sur facebook For me, love was just lust with jealousy added; everything else was total nonsense. For every hundred crimes committed in the name of love, only one is committed in the name of lust.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dear everyone, don't think it's been easy, but I understand now that we're not and never will be alike. I'm not like you, who fucks to be validated and might just as well give up putting cocks inside of you. And I'm not like you. All you want is to be filled up and whether it's by a man or by tons of disgusting slop makes no difference. And I'm definitely not like you. That empathy you claim is a lie because all you are is society's morality police whose duty is to erase my obscenity from the surface of the earth so that the Bourgeoisie won't feel sick. I'm not like you. I am a nymphomaniac and I love myself for being one, but above all, I love my cunt and my filthy, dirty lust.

Partager la citation sur facebook But you... you've fucked thousands of men.

Partager la citation sur facebook Would it be alright if I show the children the whoring bed? After all, they also have a stake in this event.

Partager la citation sur facebook Let's go see daddy's favorite place! C'mon boys! Ooh, so this is were it all happened!

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, if three is a crowd, then seven must be a bit of a challenge for the pretty miss. I must say I have a hard time picturing her enjoying loneliness.

Partager la citation sur facebook The secret ingredient to sex is love.

Partager la citation sur facebook That's not how this goes. Most people don't scream until I hit them.

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Joe: If I asked you to take my virginity, would that be a problem?
Jerôme: No, I don't see a problem.

Partager la citation sur facebook Seligman: Love is blind.
Joe: No, no, no, it's worse. Love distort things. Or even worse, love is something you've never asked for.

Partager la citation sur facebook Seligman: I'm Seligman.
Joe: What a fucking ridiculous name.

Partager la citation sur facebook B: Smile, make eye contact.
Young Joe: But what if it doesn't work?
B: Then you have to talk to them. Remember to ask lots of 'what?' questions if you want more than a 'yes' or 'no' answer. Then it'll just happen on its own. You just take them to the lavatory and you have sex with them.
Young Joe: What if it's nasty?
B: Then you just think about the bag of chocolate sweeties.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mea Vulva, Mea Maxima Vulva!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fill all my holes.