Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear about Price World, and I don't want to hear another word about a hockey game. We talked about that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Forgive me, your honor. I'm fat.

Partager la citation sur facebook Big doings we got here in Mystery. Price World wants to come here, and now the New York Rangers want to come.

Partager la citation sur facebook Matt: I play hockey and I fornicate, because those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.

Partager la citation sur facebook Donnie: This is hockey, okay? It's not rocket surgery.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sarah: Mother walrus going "Thwap, thwap, thwap"?
Matt: What?
Sarah: You want to hear a "Thwap"?
[Heinz hits Skank with a shovel]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Mr. Walsh is shot]
John: You okay?
Mr. Walsh: No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The fucker shot me! What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass fucker shoots my foot off! Cock-fucking shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook Janice: It's a Rockwellian Christmas up here. Skating. Barbecues. Snow. We're here with defenseman Matt Marden, and... cut!
Charles: What?
Janice: I can't feel my fingers.
Matt: You need to rub them on a nice, warm Yuletide log.
Janice: I beg your pardon?
Matt: Look, Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be choking his own chicken. And as women reporters go, I find you supple.
Janice: Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame we weren't rolling for that.
Charles: I'm sure he'd be happy to repeat it.
Matt: [laughing] You need to relax!
Janice: Charles!
Matt: Do you like massages?
[Skank leans over, bursting into laughter again]

Partager la citation sur facebook Donnie: Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?

Partager la citation sur facebook John Bebe: Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals, Skank.
Matt Marden: I never would've said that to her face!

Partager la citation sur facebook Reporter: Did you see your daddy out there?
Joey: I have a toy pony, he takes big shits.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bailey: [questioning a witness in court] You don't like our little town very much. Do you, Mr. Walsh?
Mr. Walsh: I have nothing against your town, Mr. Pruitt.
Bailey: Did you say, "What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"

Partager la citation sur facebook [John is jealous after seeing his wife and Charles Danner laughing together in the stands, while John was busy trying to coach the team. Donna doesn't understand why he's upset]
Donna: John?
John: You've been smiling a lot lately.
Donna: [smiling, still puzzled] Excuse me?
John: Ever since he came back, Charlie. You been smiling a little more.
Donna: [finally understanding] John, that was high school.
[he walks a few steps, kicking the snow to reveal the frozen pond below. Then he kicks at the ice again and speaks metaphorically]
John: This is not a pond!

Partager la citation sur facebook Scott: And we're getting a Zamboni, Donna.
Donna: A Zamboni? Wow, I'm getting wet just thinking about it.
Scott: Jesus Christ!
[walks away]

Partager la citation sur facebook Donna: Every ex-player turned coach says that they prefer coaching over playing. Why would they all say that?
John: Because they can't play.

Partager la citation sur facebook Walter: Hi, what's wrong.
Joanne: Uh, Walter, get out. This is private.
Walter: I'm entitled to know what's going on under this roof. After all, I am the father of this child...
Joanne: Walter, if you don't leave, I *swear* I'll tell you.
Walter: [pause] Right.
[leaves]

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