Maudite Aphrodite (1995)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Chorus: [referring to Oedipus] Look, here's a man who killed his father and slept with his mother.
Jocasta: I hate to tell you what they call my son in Harlem.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chorus Leader: Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!
Lenny: I can't forget it; the thought's been put in my head.
Chorus: Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk.

Partager la citation sur facebook Linda: My father's brother was supposed to be a genius. I never met him, but everybody said he was brilliant.
Lenny: Really? What did he do?
Linda: He was a serial rapist. He spent his whole life in jail, but if he had gone straight, he might have been very good in math.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cassandra: Now I see big trouble!
Lenny: Oh for God's sakes, you're such a Cassandra!
Cassandra: I'm not 'such a Cassandra'; I am Cassandra!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lenny: Who's Rickey?
Linda: He's, he's... he takes a percentage of my work.
Lenny: He's a pimp right?
Linda: No, he's like a business representative.
Lenny: Wha? ...what do you need a business representative...? All you need is a mattress and a couple of garter belts...you're not a conglomerate!

Partager la citation sur facebook Linda: But seriously, you wanna know why I liked you right from the start?
Lenny: Why?
Linda: 'Cause I'm always attracted to losers.
Lenny: Losers. You think I'm a loser?
Linda: Yeah, you've got no confidence, it's sweet, I like that in a man. I can't stand those johns who come in and throw down a couple of hundred and whip out a big dick and wave it all over the joint.
Lenny: I wouldn't do that, even if I wanted to...

Partager la citation sur facebook Linda: You're married, aren't you?
Lenny: How can you tell that?
Linda: 'Cause you got that look.
Lenny: "That look?" What... what look is that?
Linda: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chorus: Oh my God! It's more serious than we thought!
Chorus Leader: It's very serious! Her marriage to Lenny is in crisis!
Chorus: With the passage of time, even the strongest bonds become fragile!
Chorus Leader: Great, fellas, it sounds like a fortune cookie!
Chorus: Oh, Zeus! Most potent of gods! We implore thee! We need your help! Zeus! Great Zeus! Hear us! Hear us! We call out to thee!
Zeus: Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone. [beep]
Chorus: Call us when you get in. We need help!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lenny: I told you from day one the girl was not a virgin!
Kevin: You didn't tell me how many times though!

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