Machete (2010)

Partager la citation sur facebook Padre: [from trailer]
[inside the church]
Padre: It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!

Partager la citation sur facebook Padre: [from trailer]
[Padre quickly blesses Machete]
Padre: I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!

Partager la citation sur facebook Machete: Machete don't text.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sartana: We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvise.

Partager la citation sur facebook Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
Machete: Mexican.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stillman: I'd rather see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.

Partager la citation sur facebook Booth: Machete sent me a text.
Osiris: What did it say?
Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."

Partager la citation sur facebook Sartana: Well, there's a law and there's what's right. I'm going to do what's right.

Partager la citation sur facebook McLaughlin: [after shooting a Mexican trying to cross a border] Welcome to America.

Partager la citation sur facebook Torrez: You're Machete's girl. I know, because you're his type.
Sartana: What type is that?
Torrez: Dead.

Partager la citation sur facebook Henchman: Please, father. Have mercy.
Padre: God has mercy, I don't!

Partager la citation sur facebook Stillman: Helter Skelter's here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Booth's Bodyguard #1: [seeing Machete walking towards Booth's doorsteps carrying a pickaxe and a motor scythe] Hey, hey-heh, boss. Who are you?
Machete: The new gardener.
Booth's Bodyguard #1: The gardener.
[speaks Hungarian to Machete]
Booth's Bodyguard #1: Just fucking with you, chief. It's Hungarian for I going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there's a big pile of shit in the back. You can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job.
[Machete walks past him silently]
Booth's Bodyguard #1: Make sure to wipe those boots off. Carrying shit in the house.
[to his colleague]
Booth's Bodyguard #1: You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he's got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw. You know, a machete...

Partager la citation sur facebook Senator McLaughlin: Well, I wanna thank y'all for coming out today, and I wanna thank my supporters from the bottom of my heart. Because we have been tested -- tested by fire. Our border has been put to the test, and let me tell you: we have failed that test. The aliens, the infiltrators, the outsiders, they come right across by light of day or dark of night. They'll bleed us, they're parasites. They'll bleed us until we as a city, a county, a state, a nation are all bled out. Make no mistake: we are at war. Every time an illegal dances across our border it is an act of aggression against this sovereign state, an overt act of terrorism. Everywhere I go in this state people are talking about change. I say "why change"? This is a great state founded on the princeples of liberty, I don't wanna change that. Our rightful citizens are hardworking Americans who earn their paychecks by the grit of their guts and the sweat of their brow! I don't wanna change that! "Change," that's what they want, change. Change the laws, open the doors. Red rover, red rover, let the terrorists come over! Let me tell you what change that'll bring: 68 cents. The jingle-jangle of pennies in your pocket because the scavengers, the leeches, the parasites are walking away with your money, while you're left with the change. So, I wanna say one more thing: who you gonna vote for?

Partager la citation sur facebook given an offer he couldn't refuse...

Partager la citation sur facebook They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!

Partager la citation sur facebook If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!

Partager la citation sur facebook He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!

Partager la citation sur facebook Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.

Partager la citation sur facebook A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score

Partager la citation sur facebook Lindsay Lohan as The Sister

Partager la citation sur facebook Robert De Niro as The Senator

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny Trejo as Machete

Partager la citation sur facebook Michelle Rodriguez as She

Partager la citation sur facebook Jessica Alba as Sartana

Partager la citation sur facebook Steven Seagal as Torrez

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy Blair - Billy, Von Jackson's henchman.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mayra J. Leal - Naked Girl

Partager la citation sur facebook Alicia Marek - June Booth