Lucas, fourmi malgré lui (2006)

Partager la citation sur facebook [Trying to get his potion to work] I Zoc, call upon the ancient elements. The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. Clacktiel. [Bangs the fire crystals against each other and sees that nothing has happened]

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] A wizard knows no such word.

Partager la citation sur facebook [First words to Lucas] Human! Come with us!

Partager la citation sur facebook This is our enemy. They do not save ants, they kill ants. He very nearly killed me [sighs] or does that not matter to you?

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Lucas] Calling a human "friend". I thought that impossible, until you came. [Lucas says to him "A wizard knows no such word."] Very true. Here. [He gives to Lucas the potion that will make him big again]. But just wait until you're outside, before you drink it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Yay, he saved us! Oh, it's so obvious, I was so dumb! Praise the Destroyer! Wake up! He saved himself. The rest of us just... just got in the way.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after entering Lucas' house] And to think that all of this is made with your own poop! Nice.

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] For queen and colony.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Lucas] Ya know? Now that you mention it you do look soft and chewy, but I promised the queen I wouldn't.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Trying to communicate to Lucas] Hello... we mean you... no harm.

Partager la citation sur facebook What you gonna do about it, ants? Nothing. 'Cause I'm big, and you're small.

Partager la citation sur facebook [the teaser trailer begins as the bell rings for the interview]
Interviewer: Okay, auditioning for The Ant Bully, the role of terrified ant number 1,697.
[takes a cut, lying the quarter on the ground]
Female Ant: Run! Run for your lives! Destroyer is coming! I am terrified! [wailing, throwing the paper]
Interviewer: Thank you.
Male Ant 1: It is destroya. Come with me if you want to leave.
Male Ant 2: Inspecto Petronum!
Interviewer: [chuckling] Wrong movie.
Beetle: Run! Run, I say!
Interviewer: Uh, pardon me.
Bettle: Uh, what?
Interviewer: You're not an ant, are you?
Bettle: I can do ant.
Interviewer: I'm sorry. We need a red ant.
Beetle: I can do ant!
[cut to the beatboxer ants]
Beatboxer Ant 1: You want me at number 1697! I'm gonna send this destroya straight to heaven!
Beatboxer Ant 2: You better believe that! Eenie-weenie, weenie-uh.
Beetle: Oh, no! The destroya was come to destroy me, because I'm ant, now!
Interviewer: It is me. Did you just paint yourself red?
Beetle: No! [the red paint falls on the quarter] Yes.
Interviewer: Yeah, listen. The movie is called The Ant Bully.
Beetle: What about the bully role? I can do real me. Watch this. Yo!
Interviewer: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The bully role has been cast already.
Beetle: Oh. To who?
[the interviewer clears throat, pointing the hand, then looking up at Lucas from toe to head]
Beetle: Hey, you're just a little kid! Aren't you the cutest thing?
[he begins to step on the red Beetle on the quarter]
Beetle: Oh my goodness.
[the title card appears]
Beetle: I'm okay!
[he steps on the red bettle and the quarter]
Beetle: Cut.

Partager la citation sur facebook 1st Ant: Hey! Hey, what are you doing?
2nd Ant: Yeah, this is sleeping chamber. Go to sleep.
1st Ant: Don't make me come up there!
Zoc: I'm so sorry. But I must have the final ingredient for my potion. Now what's more impotent? Me completing my life's work for the salvation of the colony- which includes you guys- or your sleep?
1st Ant: Sleep I'm going with sleep.
2nd Ant: Yeah, the second one.
Zoc: Well then I will try to be very quiet.
[With his staff, Zoc explodes the rock that he's on which makes some debris fall onto the sleeping ants.]
1st Ant: That's it. I'm coming up there. [A large rock suddenly lands on his head, making him unconscious]

Partager la citation sur facebook Zoc: [trying to get his potion to work] I Zoc, call upon the elements. The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. Clackteil. [bangs fire crystals together but nothing happens, except they just smoke]
Hova: [clapping for Zoc] Yay. That was great, sweetie. I loved the smoke effect. [To Spindle] Didn't you Spindle
Zoc: Craznocks!. [To fire crystal] Yooouuu... rock. Curse upon your children.
Hova: I don't think rocks have children, honey.
Zoc: [Throws fire crystal to the ground] They won't now.
Hova: Okay, what's the matter?
Zoc: Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. It's not changing color! IT’S NOT CHANGING COLOR! [Grabs two more fire crystals] I call upon the wind, rain et cetera, transform my potion and Clacktiel! [once again nothing happens, just smoke.] URRRRGH!!! [he angrily bangs them against each other a few more time] CLACKTIEL! CLACKTIEL! TICK-CLACKITY-CLACK!
Hova: Oh, maybe you're pronouncing it wrong.
Zoc: How could I pronounce it wrong? I made it up!

Partager la citation sur facebook Queen Ant: Greetings, my children... and to our unusual guest. A human that threatens the very existence of our colony.
Lucas: Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. How was I supposed to know ants have feelings or families or trials? You're just a bunch of stupid ants.
Ant #1: Destroy the destroyer!
Ant #2: Throw him in the pit!
Little Ant: Let's eat him!
Zoc: No, wait. We are not mindless savages. This human should be studied. And then we'll eat him.
Ants: [Chanting] Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!
Head of Council: ORDER! ORDER! [Banging Drums]
Queen Ant: Be still, be still. Tonight we have a choice. We could destroy this human and make safe this day. Or we could change the nature of his human and perhaps create a brighter future for all ants. I therefore the human to live and work in the colony to learn our ways. He must become an ant.
Lucas/Zoc: What?!
Zoc: No. No, my queen. What if he does not become an ant? Okay, I mean, come on.
Queen Ant: That would be regrettable.
Zoc: But - But who will teach him our ways?
Hova: I will.
Zoc: Hova?
Queen Ant: It is done. Let us continue our work.
Lucas: That's it? How long am I gonna be like this? I want to go home! Wait! It's inhuman!
Head of Council: Yes. It is.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hova: Cross my heart. I will not eat you.
Lucas: I said cross your heart, not your butt.
Hova: I just did. See? Did it again. [to herself] Strange custom.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kreela: What are you doing? Why aren't you grabbing the red ones?
Fugax: Well, it's actually quite simple sugar-lips. I hate the red ones.
Kreela: Well I love the red ones.
Fugax: Hate them.
Kreela: I love them.
Fugax: Hate them.
Kreela: Love them.
Fugax: Hate them.
Kreela: Love them.
Fugax: Believe me, you find me attractive.
Kreela: What?!
Fugax: Oh, how you tease me with that sweet talk. [barks at her slovenly]
Kreela: Oh. You want some sweet talk? [grabs Fugax by the antennas] Cause I'll give you some sweet talk. Now grab a red one before I pull these off.
Fugax: Whoa, I need those.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zoc: [stops Lucas from going in the ant hill] Hi there. How are you?
Lucas: Okay.
Zoc: Okay? That's good. It's good to be okay. Listen, I just want to show you something if that's okay with you. [brings a potion out and shows it to Lucas] You know what this is? This is the potion that will make you big again. I just wanted you to take a good long look at it, because this is the last time you will ever see it.
Lucas: [stammers] Wha- What do you mean?
Zoc: I mean, there is no way I'm ever making you big again. Ever. [serious] You are a threat to every ant in this colony. Especially to Hova.
Lucas: But I would never do anything to hurt her. I just-I-I just want to go home.
Zoc: Well, if I were you, I'd go find help someplace else, because there is nothing for you. [The crystal on Zoc's staff starts to glow] Nothing. [Lucas stumbles backwards while Zoc stares at him sternly].

Partager la citation sur facebook Hova: [sees Zoc coming in humming happily to himself but doesn't see Lucas] Where's Lucas?
Zoc: Isn't he with you?
Hova: [confused] No.
Zoc: Lucas? Lucas? Huh, that's weird. Well, he's probably off destroying some other poor, unfortunate colony. You know how they are, destroyers.
Hova: Zoc, what did you do?
Zoc: Wha-what did I do?
Hova: Where is he?
Zoc: He's gone. [Hova runs out to look for him but Zoc stops her] He lead you into a trap, Hova.
Hova: There was no trap. He lead us to food, he was trying to protect us from-from...
Zoc: From what, Hova? What?
Hova: From something.
Zoc: [sarcastically] Oh, something. And I was worried it was from nothing. [angrily] He's blinded you, Hova.
Hova: [angrily] No, you are the one that's blind. You are so consumed from your hatred for the humans, you only see what you want to see.
Zoc: Oh, come on.
Hova: [calmly] Zoc, I see a young pupa, a human learning our ways, becoming part of this colony, becoming an ant.
Zoc: Impossible.
Hova: Listen to yourself, Zoc! A wizard knows no such word! So what are you now? [on the verge of tears] Certainly not the ant I love. [walks away from Zoc]
Zoc: Hova, I did it for you. For the colony.
Hova: You did it for yourself.
Zoc: Hova, I... [hesitates not knowing to say]
Fugax: He won't make it through the night alone.
Kreela: Fugax, your leg's still broken.
Fugax: Yeah, well, I still got five good ones. Very good ones.
Kreela: You know, I think he really was trying to protect us from something. See ya, Zoc. [leaves the room with a heartbroken Zoc]

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