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Les Valeurs de la famille Addams est un film américain de genre Fantastique réalisé par Barry Sonnenfeld sorti en France le 22 décembre 1993 avec Anjelica Huston

Les Valeurs de la famille Addams (1993)

Addams Family Values

Les Valeurs de la famille Addams
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Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Morticia: Gomez, darling, I'm going to have a baby. [a beat] Right now.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Morticia lies on a gurney, enduring intense labour pains. Gomez hovers over her anxiously.]
Gomez: Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? Is it torture?
Morticia: [coquettishly] Oui.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Little girl in the Hospital Waiting Room: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned in to a baby.
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too
Wednesday: They had sex.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Gomez approaches the family after their baby is born.]
Wednesday: Father, what is it?
Gomez: ...It's an Addams!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Looking at their new baby)
Gomez: He has my father's eyes.
Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (the children meet the first nanny)
Heather: Children, as your new nanny, I know we're all concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires.
Wednesday: Prevent them? [lights a match]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Second nanny)
Mrs. Montgomery: All right, children, I've had it up to here. Now you just answer one simple question- where is that baby?
Wednesday: Which part?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Third nanny)
Polly: [holding up a puppet] Hello, kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet! What shall we do today? I know- let's all clean our rooms!
Wednesday: [holding up a devil puppet] Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room...in exchange for your immortal soul.[puppet rubs hands together]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Debbie: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady killer!
Gomez: Acquitted.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Pugsley: What's a Chippewa?
Gomez: It's an old Indian word.
Wednesday: It means orphan.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen Buckman: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Debbie and Fester stroll through a graveyard in the moonlight.]
Debbie: [seductively posing on a tombstone] Fester, before we go any further, I have a confession. I'm a virgin.
Fester: You are?
Debbie: Yes.
Fester: [pause] What's that?
Debbie: It's someone who's never...experienced...physical love.
Fester: Ohhhhh, you mean with another person!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gomez: And now - the pièce de la résistance! [Lurch drags in an enormous, grayish cake; wheels creak] Ta-dah! [louder, after a pause] TA-DAH!
[Nothing happens. As an embarrassed silence descends on the party, Gomez opens the top of the cake and looks inside; smoke billows out]
Gomez: That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked?
[Lurch hangs his head. The guests remain quiet, except for a few sympathetic coos from Cousin Itt. Gomez replaces the lid.]
Gomez: [brightening] C'est la vie!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fester is lying in bed, while Gomez sits next to him]
Gomez: [pulling an antiquated pornographic magazine from under Fester's comforter] And what's this...?
[Fester gives a naughty grin and the two brothers chuckle. Gomez opens the centerfold and they both look at it]
Gomez and Fester: [warmly] ...Mom!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Wednesday and Joel sit on a bench looking out at the lake.]
Wednesday: Are you really allergic?
Joel: Uh-huh, to almost everything.
Wednesday: No, you're not.
Joel: Am too. I can't have dairy products, or wear wool, or drink fluoridated water. Do you know what happens if my mother uses a fabric softener?
Wednesday: What?
Joel: I die!
[Wednesday scoots closer to him as sentimental music plays]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Joel: [to Wednesday and Pugsley] Look at this- I got 'em, "Schizos and Serial Killers". I have almost the whole series- I'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac guy. But look-The Black Widow!
Wednesday: It might be Debbie.
Joel: At least three rich husbands...all dead.
Pugsley: I'll trade you.
Joel: For what?
Pugsley: Amy Fisher.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Morticia: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive...but Debbie...
Debbie: What?
Morticia: [glancing at the decor] Pastels?
Debbie: [furious] Get out of my house!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Grandma: [waves a skull at Debbie] Luxor, nexor, burst and BURN!
Debbie: What is she doing?
Grandma: Just a curse. Have a nice day.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Gomez lies in bed, weeping in despair at Fester's departure; Fester bursts in and kneels by the bed]
Fester: Gomez!
Morticia, Grandmama: Fester!
Gomez: [distractedly] Fester? Where is Fester?
Morticia: He's right here, mon cher.
Fester: It's me, Gomez. I lived in shame, in the suburbs!
Gomez: [disgustedly] But you belong to Debbie! You are Debbie's love toy! You...are MISTER DEBBIE!!!
Fester: I am an Addams!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Wednesday and Joel sit talking outside the Addams mansion]
Joel: Wednesday, do you think someday you might want to get married and have kids?
Wednesday: No.
Joel: But what if you met just the right man, who worshiped and adored you, who'd do anything you say, who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
Wednesday: I'd pity him.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wednesday: Joel, I may never see you again. There are forces tearing us apart - Gary, Debbie, the 7th grade...
Joel: I'll never forget you.
Wednesday: You won't?
Joel: You're too weird.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Wednesday and Amanda do lifeguard saving at camp.]
Amanda: [horrified] Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
Amanda: I'm going to be an actress.
Gary: Brava! Now, Amanda- jump in the water and swim out a couple of yards and start drowning. [Amanda jumps in the water]
Amanda: [overacting] Help me! I'm drowning! Help me, I'm dying! [she takes a deep breath and sinks]
Wednesday: [deadpan] I can't swim. [as large air bubbles erupt from the spot where Amanda is running out of air]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wednesday: I'm not perky.
Amanda: [scoffs] That's for damn sure.
Wednesday: But I want to be.
Gary: You do?
Wednesday: I want to smile, and sing, and dance, and be Pocahontas in Gary's vision.
Becky: Oh, darling, do you really mean it?
[Wednesday struggles, but forces a very wide and sinister smile. The other campers back away in fright.]
Becky: Isn't she pretty?
Amanda: She's scaring me!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Debbie places a bomb inside a gift wrapped box and puts it on the table]
Debbie: Don't peek!
Fester: Oh, please, please! What is it? Is it...string?
Debbie: You never know!
Fester: Is it a...dog toy?
Debbie: Just you wait!
Fester: [picks up the present and shakes it] It's a bomb!
Debbie: [surprised] What?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Debbie has just blown up the house.]
Fester: Sweetie! Did you get the champagne?
Debbie: FREEZE!
Fester: Pookie.
Debbie: I tried to make it look like an accident. I tried to give you some dignity, but oh, no, not you.
Fester: What are you saying?
Debbie: I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money.
Fester: Don't you love me? [she laughs pityingly] Is that a no?
Debbie: Do I love you? Look at yourself! You're a nightmare, you're the Missing Link! You shouldn't be married, you should be studied! You're a big, dumb, weird...thing! No woman in her right mind could love you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [During the camp's Thanksgiving play, with Wednesday as Pocahontas and Amanda as Sarah Miller]
Wednesday: [going off the script] Wait!
Amanda: [confused] What?
Wednesday: We cannot break bread with you.
Amanda: Huh? Becky, what's going on?
Becky: [whispering] Wednesday!
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations; your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadside; you will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation; your people will have stick-shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
Amanda: Gary, she's changing the words!
Wednesday: And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Pugsley: Do you miss Debbie?
Fester: Sometimes, late at night...I remember how she used to turn to me and say, "Jesus, Fester, go back to your room!"

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [at Debbie's grave]
Wednesday: She wasn't sick, she was sloppy. If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it- and I wouldn't get caught.
Joel: How?
Wednesday: I'd scare him to death.
Joel: No, you wouldn't. [to the headstone] We're all very sorry, Debbie, and wish you only the best.
[Thing's hand erupts from the soil and grabs his arm; he screams as Wednesday gives an evil smile]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Amanda: ...And then the ghost said, and I will haunt you foreverrr!
Female Campers: Ahhhh.
Amanda: Wednesday, you have to continue the ghost story.
Wednesday: This is dumb.
Amanda: Well, if you can't do it.
Wednesday: [Puts her book down and sets up on the side of her bed] And so the next night the ghost returned to the haunted cabin. And he said to the campers, ' "None of you really believe in me. So I'll have to prove my power".' Then the next morning, when the campers woke up, all their old noses had grown back.
Female Campers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday: [Smiles sadistically]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Gomez and the rest of the Addams family (except Wednesday and Pugsley) are in the police precinct attempting to get Debbie arrested for what she has done to Fester ]
Gomez: I have seen evil! (Grandmama holds up Pubert while smiling) I have seen horror! (Cuts to Lurch smiling) I have seen the unholy maggots which feasts in the dark recesses of the human soul!
Morticia: (referring to Wednesday and Pugsley) They're at camp.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gary: Wednesday, Pugsley, will a hug hurt us?
Wednesday: We don't hug.
Becky: Oh, they're just shy.
Pugsley: We're not shy.
Wednesday: We're contagious.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [At Debbie's bachelorette party, Morticia introduces her to Margaret Addams, wife of Cousin Itt. Margaret shows the two of them her new baby - a bundle of hair with a pacifier]
Margaret: What?
Debbie: [trying not to offend] Oh! I didn't say anything!
Margaret: No, that's the baby's nickname - What?. From the obstetrician.
Morticia: Isn't he precious?
Margaret: We've had offers. [smiles]