Les Tortues Ninja 2 : Les héros sont de retour (1991)

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Partager la citation sur facebook [Trying to understand elaborate toxic waste disposal machinery] I'll say special! Hey, look at this! Where do you put the quarter? --

Partager la citation sur facebook [After using sausage links as nunchucks] Combat Coldcuts!

Partager la citation sur facebook [When asked if he is sure his plan will work] Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?

Partager la citation sur facebook [When the Turtles first encountered Tokka and Rahzar] Didn't you see these guys on WrestleMania?

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Tatsu] You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I'd try and make up for it with some sort of personality.

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Partager la citation sur facebook There is only one thing next – revenge!

Partager la citation sur facebook Babies!! They're babies!! [strange angry gargling noise in his throat]

Partager la citation sur facebook Michelangelo: Aah, ninja pizza!
Donatello: Ninja pizza?
Mikey: [Japanese accent] Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!

Partager la citation sur facebook Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
Mikey: Uh.... not even pizza?
[pause; all 4 looking very concerned]
Splinter: Pizza's OK.
[The Turtles sigh with relief.]
Mikey: Man, give a guy a heart attack.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shredder: Yes, come forward! Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me "Master!"
Tokka: [he and Rahzar look in confusion, until.... ] Mama?

Partager la citation sur facebook Leonardo: Hey, guys, huddle. Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys get the sides. Get it?
Donny: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Mikey: Uhh, I don't get it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Leo: Shredder, you got to listen for a reason. You are gonna destroy us all!
Super Shredder: [roars, then lifts up Leonardo] THEN, SO BE IT!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [The 3 Turtles infiltrate the Shredder's junkyard.]
Donnie: The perimeter's quiet.
Leo: Yeah, a little too quiet.
Mikey: Come on.
[The Turtles sneak forward; Donatello takes out two sentries solo]
Donnie: Well, that was easy.
Leo: Yeah, a little too easy.
[They see Raphael tied to a post]
Donnie: Look, it's Raph!
Mikey: Yeah, a little too Raph.

Partager la citation sur facebook Leo: [on Tokka or Rahzar] You take the ugly one!
Raph: [on Tokka or Rahzar] No, YOU take the ugly one!
Donnie: [on Tokka or Rahzar] I'll take the ugly one!
Mikey: [on Tokka or Rahzar] But which one's the ugly one?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Keno: So, basically, what you're saying is that you guys were all slimed.
Raph: It wasn't slime, it was ooze. And there's more of it out there.
Keno: Where?
Donnie: Well, we're not sure. There's this clan of ninja thieves. A really secret group that call themselves--
Keno: The Foot?!
Donnie: Huh? You've heard of them?
Keno: Yeah. Well the word is out on the street that these guys are looking for anybody they can find with martial arts talent, especially teenagers.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mikey: Primo workout, dudes!
Leo: Yeah!
Raph: We showed those guys, huh?
Leo: Muy primo, bros!
Donnie: Turtle-riffic!
Raph: Max-amundo!
Donnie: A cappella!
Others: Huh?
Donnie: Perestroika?
[Others moan]
Donnie: OK, I got it. "Frere Jacques". [starts singing "Frere Jacques" by himself]
Mikey: Donny, give it up.

Partager la citation sur facebook April O'Neil: Where's Splinter?
Leo: He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
April: Really? Doing what?
Splinter: Coming.... [gasps; all turn and see Splinter has appeared in the window] .... to a decision near you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shredder: [about Tokka and Rahzar] They are stupid!
Dr. Jordan Perry: They're not stupid, they're infants!
[Rahzar hits Tokka on the head with a bar]
Jordan Perry: OK, so they're stupid infants.

Partager la citation sur facebook [looking in construction site for the Foot]
Donnie: Pretty quiet.
Raph: [screams bloody murder] SHREDDER!!!!
Donnie: Gee, thanks, Raph! I may never have the hiccups again!

Partager la citation sur facebook April: [picks up phone] Donnie?
Donnie: April.
April: Where are you guys? Did you find yourselves a new place to live yet?
Donnie: Uh, yeah. It's not much right now, but we'll bring you down. We've only had time to get Splinter and pick up a few essentials.
Leo: [holds up bags of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
Donnie: The reason while we're calling is that.... have you seen Raph by any chance?
April: Raph?
Donnie: Yeah, did he stop by or anything?
April: No. Why, is he missing?
Leo: You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
Mikey: Hey! I'm helping Donnie! [he tries to pry the phone from him] Gimme the phone!
Donnie: NO!! [kicks Mikey to the ground] So, you haven't seen him at all, then, huh?
Leo: Well, if she does.... [loudly audible over the phone; April winces] tell him thanks for wasting our time because, instead of going out looking for the Spectors and the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead! [angrily slams a box down.... onto Donnie's foot]
Donnie: Owww!
April: What was that?
Donnie: [still in pain] Leo says hi!
Mikey: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone, will ya?
Donnie: Oh, all right, all right, already, here, take it, will ya?! Sheesh!
Mikey: April, it's Mikey, I'd just like to say HELLO-OO-OO-OO! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah--
Donnie: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT?! [April laughs as they start arguing again]

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Partager la citation sur facebook GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO, GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO . . . . GO GO GO GO

Partager la citation sur facebook Mark Caso - Leonardo/News Room Staff