Les Schtroumpfs (2011)

Partager la citation sur facebook Not this time, Gargamel.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm 546 years old.

Partager la citation sur facebook Is a smurf's butt blue?

Partager la citation sur facebook Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap!

Partager la citation sur facebook That's gonna leave a big blue bruise.

Partager la citation sur facebook [as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!

Partager la citation sur facebook Keep your smurfs to yourself!

Partager la citation sur facebook Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean that you always have to be grouchy.

Partager la citation sur facebook I can have more than one dress?

Partager la citation sur facebook [after caging Azrael] You smurf'd with the wrong girl.

Partager la citation sur facebook [referring to Clumsy] Why are we even listening to him? He's the one who just got us sucked into a giant hole.

Partager la citation sur facebook Just remember this one moment, and I wasn't grouchy! I wasn't!

Partager la citation sur facebook I think I just smurfed in my mouth.

Partager la citation sur facebook I still hate truffles! And I hate violence, too!

Partager la citation sur facebook SMURFABUNGA!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Patrick swears in Smurf language] There's no call for that kind of language, laddie!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll never forget this. Especially not with these! [Turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] Azrael? Are you dead?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Getting his net caught in a tree] Let go! Cursed nature!

Partager la citation sur facebook Come to papa, Papa!

Partager la citation sur facebook [recites an incantation in one of his spell books, which will turn Puppy into a cat in the instincts] Claw scratched and bitten! Chew, get down, scat! Puppy become kitten! Dog become cat!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty/]
Gargamel: [impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
[A gurgling sound can be heard]
Gargamel: What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
[Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused]
Gargamel: [choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]

Partager la citation sur facebook Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
Gargamel: You're selling them?
[A woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.]
Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer?
Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.
Gargamel: Who is this Lily?
[A man also talking on the phone walks by.]
Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Man: [to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away]
Gargamel: [confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
Peddlar: They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael: [unenthusiascally] I know.

Partager la citation sur facebook Grace: How can you be the girl in the village?
Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Grace: Wow! And then what happened?
Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.

Partager la citation sur facebook Our World is About to Get Smurf'd

Partager la citation sur facebook Adventure Doesn't Get Any Bigger

Partager la citation sur facebook Where the Smurf Are We?

Partager la citation sur facebook Smurf Happens