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Les Rebelles de la forêt 2 est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Matthew O'Callaghan sorti en France le 27 janvier 2009 avec Joel McHale

Les Rebelles de la forêt 2 (2008)

Open Season 2

Les Rebelles de la forêt 2
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Elliot

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! Criminy, what have I done?! Giselle!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook As my single life ends, finishes, expires, perishes, goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!

Boog

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Come on, now. Simmer down, y'all.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto, my main man, I appreciate the help out there.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You guys need a little space? Okay.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you're safe!



Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot, relax. Now let's get a move on, man.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You think you so tough?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook That just ain't right.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This is not gonna work!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I'm a Grizzly. No biggie. We'll just walk right in. Look, just like that little guy. (Cuts to a Rabbit that got in Pet Paradiso) Man on * Speaker: Wild Animal Breach!!(Rabbit Gets shot by Tranquilizer darts.)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Now where's that Weenie?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook When did you start thinking McSquizzy was your BFF?

Giselle

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook That's it. I'm going home.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, Elliot. That's the most romantic thing you ever--

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?


McSquizzy

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook No she's not! You are!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, does anyone know where we are? Eh, didn't think so!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oye! Give it a rest ya freak of nature!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant tin canned thing!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook OYE! You're goin' the wrong way ya choob!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Aye! We could tunnel our way in!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh there's a great idea! A one-pound bag of crazy, liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!

Fifi

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook One pit stop, coming up. (Starts Retching then Throws up.)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Speak of the devil. Disgusting.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Don't worry, we will get through it together.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I'm gonna tear you apart!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook We'll have to see how much those insidious wilds have done to him!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, Roberto. I can't, I can't do this.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook That was rhetorical, moron!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I know. It was worse. I've been through it, too.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Put down those treats. You've eaten enough.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It's too painful for me to talk about. ...Gather round.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Sighs] Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?

Mr. Weenie

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Insidious vilds? Nein! Ze vild animals are my friends!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Never forget who you are! In here!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Let's go find ze fat bear!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Gasps] No! The food of oppression! I must be strong! ...Oh, maybe just a taste... Nein! Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook "Pieces," you strudelkopf!



Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Now, say it vith me: I'm vild!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, thank goodness! You've come for me!


Dialogue from movie

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: [Seeing Fifi's zit on his tail from being zapped by a bug lighter in his tragic story] It's so pink!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roger: [Upon seeing Elliot, who is disguised as an elderly lady] That's Mrs. Schlapiano!
Fifi: Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: As my single life ends, finishes, expires, PERISHES... goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!
Boog: Elliot, relax. Now, let's get a move on, man.
Mr. Weenie: Yeah. We go to the wedding.
Serge: Wedding?
[Deni quacks]
Buddy: Nuptials.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fifi: [After being stopped by his owner just as he was about to kill a rabbit near a dumpster] I'm coming, mother.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Charlene: Oh, Fifi! Will he ever be the old Mr. Weenie we knew and loved?!
Fifi: We can only hope.
Mr. Weenie: But I am ze same!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [As he is trying to tell Giselle how he really feels, Elliot is continuously interrupted by birds and Deni]
Elliot: Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear every time you're near?! ...Unless, like me... they long to be...
[Deni quacks again, but Elliot ignores him]
Elliot: ...Close to you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Boog is proud of Elliot since he finally managed to say, "I do" during he and Giselle's wedding]
Boog: That's my main man!
Elliot: [Singing] Close to you!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!
Elliot: The Boogster's right! [Points at Boog]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Repeated line]
Elliot: GISEEEEEEEEELLE!!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Elliot has accidentally locked Mr. Weenie in the RV during their escape back to the forest so they wouldn't get caught]
Mr. Weenie: [Banging on the door] Elliot! You fool!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fifi: Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?
Mr. Weenie: Vhat horrors?
Fifi: Don't worry. We will get through it together.
Mr. Weenie: Actually, it wasn't zat bad.
Fifi: I know. It-was-worse. I've been through it, too.
Roger: [Stunned] Really?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]
Roberto: Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Fifi: Oh, shut up!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Charlene: Oh, Rufus! [Points] There you are! How's my shinin' star?
Rufus: Why, Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes! Mm-mm-mm!
Charlene: Oh, goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?
Rufus: Well, I'd be much obliged.
[Charlene sniffs Rufus' butt]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: Forever and ever?
Ian: [To Giselle] Still time to change your mind.
Giselle: Ew! What?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Weenie: [Sees Elliot and the gang coming to rescue him from Bob and Bobbie's trailer] Oh, thank goodness! You've come for me!
Elliot: No need to worry.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Repeated line]
Mr. Weenie: Nein!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: Look, man. We need Giselle. She's a great tracker.
McSquizzy: Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
Elliot: [Scoffs] Beginner's luck!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: Oh, man, is this good. Hey, Fifi, you want some?
Fifi: You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.
Roberto: And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?
Fifi: It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries. How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?
Roberto: I don't know. Hot and really happy.
Fifi: That was rhetorical, moron! Put down the treats! You've eaten enough!
[Fifi licks himself; Roberto shakes himself, having water thrown all over Fifi, who stops licking himself]
Fifi: I'm... going to pretend I didn't see that.
Roberto: Hey, Fifi?
Fifi: Yes?
Roberto: How long do you think it is 'till we stop? 'Cause I gotta poop.
[Pause for a few seconds, then Roberto farts]
Roberto: Seriously, I gotta poop, real bad.
Fifi: I SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN!!JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE ENTIRE LEFTOVER BURRITO GRANDE!!!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: [Upon seeing Buddy disguised as Elliot's blue wig; to Giselle, who is disguised as a dalmatian, while McSquizzy is disguised as a chihuahua] Wow! I didn't see him up there, did you?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [At Pet Paradiso, there is a fight between the wilds and the pets; Fifi and Mr. Weenie run by Fifi's owner]
Fifi's Owner: [Upon seeing Mr. Weenie; gasps] Mr. Weenie?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [During the musical number for "Close to You"]
Stanley and Roger: [Singing] La la-la-la-la, close to you
[Stanley backs away from Roger and makes a sick face]
Stanley: Not *too* close...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: Come on, Giselle. We gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
[Elliot does a long gasp]
Elliot: [Points at Boog] Boog! You traitor! [Points at Giselle] And you... traitor.. ex!
[Giselle looks offended]
Elliot: Enjoy your new-found partnership!
Boog: Oh, come on, Elliot--
Elliot: I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! [Points at himself] So long!
[Elliot then turns to leave]
McSquizzy: Hey! You're going the wrong way, ya choob!
Elliot: [Sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcu--
[Elliot falls off of a cliff and screams]
Elliot: I'm okay guys! You don't care.
McSquizzy: Not really! Was that too harsh?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: Isn't this great, Boog?
Boog: What's great?
Elliot: Well, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're livin' life on the edge! It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!
Giselle: Hey, guys. Room for one more?
Boog: For sure!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [At the end of the musical number of "Close to You," Elliot antler cracks off for the second time]
Boog: Ooh. [A scared Elliot stares wide-eyed at the screen] That just ain't right.
Elliot: [Frustrated; off-screen] Oh, come ON!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fifi: We'll have to see how much damage those insidious wilds have done to him!
Mr. Weenie: Insidious vilds?! Nein! Ze vild animals are my friends!
[The pets gasp in shock]
All: Friends?!
Fifi: Your friends?! Your friends?! It is worse than I chould have ever imagined! Your friends?! It's worse than I could have ever imagined! He's gone... FERAL!
[Roberto, Rufus, and Charlene gasp, wide-eyed]
All: Feral?!
Roberto: What's that mean?
Charlene: Oh, Fifi! What shall we do?!
Rufus: You heard the lassie! What do we do?
Stanely: Can he be cured?
Fifi: Yes, but it won't be pretty. Prepare... the tent.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook All: The tent?!
Roberto: Not the tent!
Fifi: Oh yes... the tent.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [While trying to find a way to sneak into Pet Paradiso]
Giselle: Okay. Who has an idea?
Boog: I'm a Grizzly. No Biggie! We'll just walk right in! Look, just like that little guy. (points to a rabbit who was near Pet Paradiso)
Alarm: Wild animal breach! (guards shot tranquilizer darts at the rabbit, knocking him out)
Giselle: Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?
McSquizzy: Aye, it's easy! We could tunnel our way in!
Serge: Or we could fly you all in!
McSquizzy: Oh, there's a great idea. A 1-pound bag of crazy! Liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!
Boog: What?! I'm 900 pounds!
McSquizzy: That's crap!
Boog: Oh, you think you so tough?
[Boog and McSquizzy begin to fight; Boog smacks McSquizzy, and everyone starts overlapping]
McSquizzy: Come on, is that your best shot?!
Giselle: Stop it! [Hits Boog's belly] STOP IT!
[Boog and McSquizzy stop fighting]
McSquizzy: Shove off!
Giselle: Grow up, you two!
[They groan in disapproval]
Giselle: Now come on. Let's stay on track.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: [Disguised as a sheepdog] Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe!
[Elliot and Weenie both scream; Boog slams them into his chest]
Boog: Shh! What are you doin'?!
Elliot: Who are you?!
Boog: What do you mean?! I'm your best friend!
Elliot: McSquizzy?
Boog: McSQUIZZY?! He doesn't even like you!
Elliot: Look, I'm not talkin' to some random overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships! [Turns away from Boog and crosses his arms]
Boog: It's me! Boog!
Elliot: Boog's fat. [slaps Boog's tummy] No way.
Boog: [Annoyed] Elliot!
Elliot: Huh? [Turns around] Wow! It is you! Did you lose weight?
Boog: When did you start thinkin' McSquizzy was yo BFF?
Elliot: Ooh! Ha ha. Well, you were hibernating. And we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common. We both like nuts.
Boog: YOU ARE NUTS!!
Mr. Weenie: [Running up to Boog and grabbing his belly] Stop this insanity! Vere are ze others?!
Boog: What?! They inside lookin' for you!
Serge: And they're captured!(Serge and Deni scream at Boog)
Boog: Oh, come on! Boog!
Serge: No, Boog's a big fat guy. He's not you.
Elliot: I know! I thought he was McSquizzy, too!
Boog: OK, STOP! WOULD YOU ALL STOP?!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: RABBIT FIIIIGHT!!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Elliot and Boog are trying to sneak into Pet Paradiso to save Mr. Weenie; Boog is disguised as an Old English Sheepdog and Elliot is disguised as an old lady, with Buddy serving as his blue wig]
Boog: This is not gonna work!
Elliot: Don't doubt me, #2 friend. Trust the plan!
Buddy: Trust the plan!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [As Mr. Weenie is being taken away by his owners Bob and Bobbie]
Mr. Weenie: NOOO!
Elliot: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[The RV drives off; trying to calm down, Elliot starts panting hardly]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: [Upon seeing Buddy in the pets' tent] He's so blue.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ian: Oh, and Giselle, there's still some time if you'd rather be served some beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [During the rabbit fight]
Mr. Weenie: [Referring to Boog] Let's go find ze fat bär!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roger: Stanley, old buddy!
Stanley: [Sighs] Here we go.
Roger: Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley: Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger.
Roger: Really?! It seems like such a long time.
Stanley: Look, do I have to explain this again, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time, and painfully, we have the same conversation.
Roger: We do?
Stanley: Yes! Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell? [Pause for a few seconds]
Roger: Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley: It's gonna be a long week.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [During the musical number of "Close to You," Roberto is singing to Fifi, who is completely bald and looks humiliated and mad]
Roberto: [Singing] Da da-da-da-da, close to you
Fifi: Oh Roberto, that's beautiful!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together... as one!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: Hey! Does anybody know where we are?!
[Nobody answers]
McSquizzy: Eh! Didn't think so!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! [Gasps] So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! CRIMINY, WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?
[Elliot falls down]
Elliot: GISEEEEEEELLE!!!!!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Weenie: No! Ze food of oppression! I must be strong!
[Pause]
Mr. Weenie: Oh, maybe just a taste...
[Weenie goes to take a bite, but immediately refuses]
Mr. Weenie: Nein!
[Weenie goes to take a bite, but refuses]
Mr. Weenie: Ja? Nein!
[He continues this]
Mr. Weenie: Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Repeated line]
Charlene: Goodness me!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Fifi: You know I hate doing this.
Roberto: But you do it so well. Can you hurry along?
[Fifi walks to his owner and sits on her lap]
Fifi's Owner: Oh, come here, baby Fifi.
Fifi: One pit stop, coming up.
[Fifi wretches and barfs on the floor]
Fifi's Owner: Ohh! Gross! No, Fifi! No!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fifi sniffs something and sees a rabbit near a dumpster]
Fifi: Speak of the Devil. Disgusting.
Roberto: Oh, no. Not the fuzzy little bunny.
Fifi: Don't you understand? We must remain vigilant! Even one wild animal among us can send us back to those dark days of anarchy.



Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Stanley: Hey Fifi! Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?
Roger: Really?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fifi is telling the story of him being scared by wild animals in bushes]
Fifi: I've lost 2 things that day: My innocence... and my squeaky toy.
Charlene: [Gasps] Oh, you poor, sweet thing!
Rufus: That is one sad tale.
Roger: I want a girlfriend!
Stanley: Don't interrupt now, please!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [During the musical number of "Close to You"]
Rufus and Charlene: [Singing] La la-la-la-la, close to you
[They put their faces together and stay like that]
Rufus: I love this song.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Stanley: Something's not right here. Do you smell something fishy, Roger?
Roger: Barracuda!
[Stanley sighs]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roger: Stanley, it's the fishies!
Stanley: [Steps on Roger] Not now, Roger!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Boog looks at a trailer and then screams]
Giselle: What is it? [Boog groans in disgust] Use your words. [Boog points to a trailer where a women is grooming her dog] Okay, I see a woman and her dog.
Boog: Uh-huh. Look again. [Giselle and McSquizzy look again to see that woman has heavy make up, they scream and Boog grabs them to keep them quiet]
McSquizzy: Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: It's not bad. No one will even notice.
[Dog walk by and laugh at Fifi's bald spot]
Fifi: No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice?
Roberto: Okay.
Fifi: No one will notice?
Roberto: Okay.
Fifi: He noticed. He noticed.
Roberto: Okay.
Fifi: I noticed.
Roberto: Take it--
Fifi: You noticed.
Roberto: I heard you.
Fifi: We all noticed.
Roberto: I got it.
Fifi: I noticed!
Roberto: Forget it. Me and my big mouth.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Roger: (Weenie is trying to escape from the other dogs.) Weenie you're so fast.
Stanley: Careful Roger- (Roger gets ran over by Weenie) Too late.

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This Time It's Pets Vs. Wilds.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This Time Wiener Takes All!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What Does A Bear Do In The Woods?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This Time It's Pets Vs. Wilds. Wiener Takes All!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog And Elliot Are Back For More Crazy Adventures!