Elliot
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This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! Criminy, what have I done?! Giselle!
Boog
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I'm a Grizzly. No biggie. We'll just walk right in. Look, just like that little guy. (Cuts to a Rabbit that got in Pet Paradiso) Man on * Speaker: Wild Animal Breach!!(Rabbit Gets shot by Tranquilizer darts.)
Giselle
McSquizzy
Fifi
Mr. Weenie
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Roger: [
Upon seeing Elliot, who is disguised as an elderly lady] That's Mrs. Schlapiano!
Fifi: Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!
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Elliot: As my single life ends, finishes, expires, PERISHES... goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!
Boog: Elliot, relax. Now, let's get a move on, man.
Mr. Weenie: Yeah. We go to the wedding.
Serge: Wedding?
[
Deni quacks]
Buddy: Nuptials.
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[
As he is trying to tell Giselle how he really feels, Elliot is continuously interrupted by birds and Deni]
Elliot: Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear every time you're near?! ...Unless, like me... they long to be...
[
Deni quacks again, but Elliot ignores him]
Elliot: ...Close to you.
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[
Boog is proud of Elliot since he finally managed to say, "I do" during he and Giselle's wedding]
Boog: That's my main man!
Elliot: [
Singing]
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Boog: We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!
Elliot: The Boogster's right! [
Points at Boog]
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[
Elliot has accidentally locked Mr. Weenie in the RV during their escape back to the forest so they wouldn't get caught]
Mr. Weenie: [
Banging on the door] Elliot! You fool!
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Fifi: Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?
Mr. Weenie: Vhat horrors?
Fifi: Don't worry. We will get through it together.
Mr. Weenie: Actually, it wasn't zat bad.
Fifi: I know. It-was-worse. I've been through it, too.
Roger: [
Stunned] Really?!
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[
Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]
Roberto: Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Fifi: Oh, shut up!
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Charlene: Oh, Rufus! [
Points] There you are! How's my shinin' star?
Rufus: Why, Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes! Mm-mm-mm!
Charlene: Oh, goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?
Rufus: Well, I'd be much obliged.
[
Charlene sniffs Rufus' butt]
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Mr. Weenie: [
Sees Elliot and the gang coming to rescue him from Bob and Bobbie's trailer] Oh, thank goodness! You've come for me!
Elliot: No need to worry.
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Boog: Look, man. We need Giselle. She's a great tracker.
McSquizzy: Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
Elliot: [
Scoffs] Beginner's luck!
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Roberto: Oh, man, is this good. Hey, Fifi, you want some?
Fifi: You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.
Roberto: And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?
Fifi: It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries. How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?
Roberto: I don't know. Hot and really happy.
Fifi: That was rhetorical, moron! Put down the treats! You've eaten enough!
[
Fifi licks himself; Roberto shakes himself, having water thrown all over Fifi, who stops licking himself]
Fifi: I'm... going to pretend I didn't see that.
Roberto: Hey, Fifi?
Fifi: Yes?
Roberto: How long do you think it is 'till we stop? 'Cause I gotta
poop.
[
Pause for a few seconds, then Roberto farts]
Roberto: Seriously, I gotta poop, real bad.
Fifi: I SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN!!JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE ENTIRE LEFTOVER BURRITO
GRANDE!!!!
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McSquizzy: [
Upon seeing Buddy disguised as Elliot's blue wig; to Giselle, who is disguised as a dalmatian, while McSquizzy is disguised as a chihuahua] Wow! I didn't see him up there, did you?
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[
At Pet Paradiso, there is a fight between the wilds and the pets; Fifi and Mr. Weenie run by Fifi's owner]
Fifi's Owner: [
Upon seeing Mr. Weenie; gasps] Mr. Weenie?!
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[
During the musical number for "Close to You"]
Stanley and Roger: [
Singing]
La la-la-la-la, close to you
[
Stanley backs away from Roger and makes a sick face]
Stanley: Not *too* close...
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Boog: Come on, Giselle. We gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
[
Elliot does a long gasp]
Elliot: [
Points at Boog] Boog! You traitor!
[Points at Giselle] And you... traitor.. ex!
[
Giselle looks offended]
Elliot: Enjoy your new-found partnership!
Boog: Oh, come on, Elliot--
Elliot: I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! [
Points at himself] So long!
[
Elliot then turns to leave]
McSquizzy: Hey! You're going the wrong way, ya choob!
Elliot: [
Sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcu--
[
Elliot falls off of a cliff and screams]
Elliot: I'm okay guys! You don't care.
McSquizzy: Not really! Was that too harsh?
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Elliot: Isn't this great, Boog?
Boog: What's great?
Elliot: Well, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're livin' life on the edge! It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!
Giselle: Hey, guys. Room for one more?
Boog: For sure!
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[
At the end of the musical number of "Close to You," Elliot antler cracks off for the second time]
Boog: Ooh. [
A scared Elliot stares wide-eyed at the screen] That just ain't right.
Elliot: [
Frustrated; off-screen] Oh, come ON!
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Fifi: We'll have to see how much damage those insidious wilds have done to him!
Mr. Weenie: Insidious vilds?!
Nein! Ze vild animals are my friends!
[
The pets gasp in shock]
All: Friends?!
Fifi: Your friends?! Your friends?! It is worse than I chould have ever imagined! Your friends?! It's worse than I could have ever imagined! He's gone... FERAL!
[
Roberto, Rufus, and Charlene gasp, wide-eyed]
All: Feral?!
Roberto: What's that mean?
Charlene: Oh, Fifi! What shall we do?!
Rufus: You heard the lassie! What do we do?
Stanely: Can he be cured?
Fifi: Yes, but it won't be pretty. Prepare... the
tent.
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[
While trying to find a way to sneak into Pet Paradiso]
Giselle: Okay. Who has an idea?
Boog: I'm a Grizzly. No Biggie! We'll just walk right in! Look, just like that little guy. (
points to a rabbit who was near Pet Paradiso)
Alarm: Wild animal breach! (
guards shot tranquilizer darts at the rabbit, knocking him out)
Giselle: Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?
McSquizzy: Aye, it's easy! We could tunnel our way in!
Serge: Or we could fly you all in!
McSquizzy: Oh, there's a great idea. A 1-pound bag of crazy! Liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!
Boog: What?! I'm 900 pounds!
McSquizzy: That's crap!
Boog: Oh, you think you so tough?
[
Boog and McSquizzy begin to fight; Boog smacks McSquizzy, and everyone starts overlapping]
McSquizzy: Come on, is that your best shot?!
Giselle: Stop it! [
Hits Boog's belly] STOP IT!
[
Boog and McSquizzy stop fighting]
McSquizzy: Shove off!
Giselle: Grow up, you two!
[
They groan in disapproval]
Giselle: Now come on. Let's stay on track.
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Boog: [
Disguised as a sheepdog] Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe!
[
Elliot and Weenie both scream; Boog slams them into his chest]
Boog: Shh! What are you doin'?!
Elliot: Who are you?!
Boog: What do you mean?! I'm your best friend!
Elliot: McSquizzy?
Boog:
McSQUIZZY?! He doesn't even like you!
Elliot: Look, I'm not talkin' to some random overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships! [
Turns away from Boog and crosses his arms]
Boog: It's me! Boog!
Elliot: Boog's fat. [
slaps Boog's tummy] No way.
Boog: [
Annoyed] Elliot!
Elliot: Huh? [
Turns around] Wow! It is you! Did you lose weight?
Boog: When did you start thinkin' McSquizzy was yo BFF?
Elliot: Ooh! Ha ha. Well, you were hibernating. And we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common. We both like nuts.
Boog:
YOU ARE NUTS!!
Mr. Weenie: [
Running up to Boog and grabbing his belly] Stop this insanity! Vere are ze others?!
Boog: What?! They inside lookin' for you!
Serge: And they're captured!(
Serge and Deni scream at Boog)
Boog: Oh, come on!
Boog!
Serge: No, Boog's a big fat guy. He's not you.
Elliot: I know! I thought he was McSquizzy, too!
Boog: OK, STOP! WOULD YOU ALL STOP?!!
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[
Elliot and Boog are trying to sneak into Pet Paradiso to save Mr. Weenie; Boog is disguised as an Old English Sheepdog and Elliot is disguised as an old lady, with Buddy serving as his blue wig]
Boog: This is not gonna work!
Elliot: Don't doubt me, #2 friend. Trust the plan!
Buddy: Trust the plan!
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[
As Mr. Weenie is being taken away by his owners Bob and Bobbie]
Mr. Weenie: NOOO!
Elliot: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[
The RV drives off; trying to calm down, Elliot starts panting hardly]
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Ian: Oh, and Giselle, there's still some time if you'd rather be served some beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
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Roger: Stanley, old buddy!
Stanley: [
Sighs] Here we go.
Roger: Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley: Actually, it's been exactly
one year, Roger.
Roger: Really?! It seems like such a long time.
Stanley: Look, do I have to explain this again, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time, and painfully, we have the same conversation.
Roger: We do?
Stanley: Yes! Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell? [
Pause for a few seconds]
Roger: Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley: It's gonna be a long week.
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[
During the musical number of "Close to You," Roberto is singing to Fifi, who is completely bald and looks humiliated and mad]
Roberto: [
Singing]
Da da-da-da-da, close to you
Fifi: Oh Roberto, that's beautiful!
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Elliot: This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! [
Gasps] So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! CRIMINY, WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?
[
Elliot falls down]
Elliot:
GISEEEEEEELLE!!!!!! Partager la citation sur facebook
Mr. Weenie: No! Ze food of oppression! I must be strong!
[
Pause]
Mr. Weenie: Oh, maybe just a taste...
[
Weenie goes to take a bite, but immediately refuses]
Mr. Weenie:
Nein!
[
Weenie goes to take a bite, but refuses]
Mr. Weenie:
Ja?
Nein!
[
He continues this]
Mr. Weenie:
Ja?
Nein!
Ja?
Nein!
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Fifi: You know I hate doing this.
Roberto: But you do it so well. Can you hurry along?
[
Fifi walks to his owner and sits on her lap]
Fifi's Owner: Oh, come here, baby Fifi.
Fifi: One pit stop, coming up.
[
Fifi wretches and barfs on the floor]
Fifi's Owner: Ohh! Gross! No, Fifi! No!
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[
Fifi sniffs something and sees a rabbit near a dumpster]
Fifi: Speak of the Devil. Disgusting.
Roberto: Oh, no. Not the fuzzy little bunny.
Fifi: Don't you understand? We must remain vigilant! Even one wild animal among us can send us back to those dark days of anarchy.
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[
Fifi is telling the story of him being scared by wild animals in bushes]
Fifi: I've lost 2 things that day: My innocence... and my squeaky toy.
Charlene: [
Gasps] Oh, you poor, sweet thing!
Rufus: That is one sad tale.
Roger: I want a girlfriend!
Stanley: Don't interrupt now, please!
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[
During the musical number of "Close to You"]
Rufus and Charlene: [
Singing] La la-la-la-la, close to you
[
They put their faces together and stay like that]
Rufus: I love this song.
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[
Boog looks at a trailer and then screams]
Giselle: What is it? [
Boog groans in disgust] Use your words. [
Boog points to a trailer where a women is grooming her dog] Okay, I see a woman and her dog.
Boog: Uh-huh. Look again. [
Giselle and McSquizzy look again to see that woman has heavy make up, they scream and Boog grabs them to keep them quiet]
McSquizzy: Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares!
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Roberto: It's not bad. No one will even notice.
[
Dog walk by and laugh at Fifi's bald spot]
Fifi: No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice?
Roberto: Okay.
Fifi: No one will notice?
Roberto: Okay.
Fifi: He noticed. He noticed.
Roberto: Okay.
Fifi: I noticed.
Roberto: Take it--
Fifi: You noticed.
Roberto: I heard you.
Fifi: We all noticed.
Roberto: I got it.
Fifi: I noticed!
Roberto: Forget it. Me and my big mouth.
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Roger: (Weenie is trying to escape from the other dogs.) Weenie you're so fast.
Stanley: Careful Roger- (Roger gets ran over by Weenie) Too late.
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