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Les Rebelles de la forêt est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Roger Allers sorti en France le 18 octobre 2006 avec Martin Lawrence

Les Rebelles de la forêt (2006)

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Les Rebelles de la forêt
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Elliot

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.


Boog

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. But that's messed up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not working with this guy.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!
Boog: What?
McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!
Boog: Yeah, you and what army?
[The Furry Tail Clan appear]
Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
Boog: Oh, that army.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--
Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.
Boog: All right, where's home?
Elliot: Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.
[Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
Elliot: Ow!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: Boogster, what's the delio?
Maria: Watch your mouth, or you gonna get yourself in a LOT of trouble, girlfriend.
Rosie: You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a MAN!
Boog: I don't know, some kind of chick fight. Elliot, wha' I do?
Elliot: Well, that's easy, you gonna mark your territory. Show them who's boss!
Boog: (nods) All right, ladies, I'm laying down the law! (Maria and Rosie stare)
Elliot: Well, unless, of course, they're skunks.
Boog: (They bellow gas at him and runs to the river and washs him with some water, then drys himself with some rabbits) The woods is no place for a bear!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: I'm a little light-headed.
[His remaining antler cracks off]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
Boog: You got me in enough trouble!
Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
Elliot: You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog: Thank you?!
Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!
Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Reilly: [About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
Beth: I'm not mothering him.I just want to make waffles!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Beth: Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shaw: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: Get off my trees, ya buck-toothed sporran!FREEDOOOOM!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the lady in the shorts? I want to try some of her famous waffles!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the cows come home." Where have the cows been?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Reilly: Yo, O'Toole!
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.
O'Toole: Huh?
Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Reilly: Rookie.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog: No, you're not a loser.
Elliot: Yes, I am!
Boog: No, you're not!
Elliot: Yes!
Boog: No!
Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot: That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot: I have a glass eye.
Boog: I can't snap.
Elliot: I thought log was a color.
Boog: I can't see my feet!
Elliot: I killed a man (with this thumb)!
[both laugh]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.
[He turns right]
Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey.
[He turns left]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shaw: If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Repeated line]
Buddy: Buddy!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ian: "Boog?" What's that short for? "Booger?"
[Ian and the herd laugh]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?
Beaver #1: Wood. You want to trade?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? 'Cause McSquizzy wants in!
[The Furry Tail Clan appear]
The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns too!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: [finding out that he is in the forest, he scream echoes throughout the woods]
Boog: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!
[Elliot comes out of the bag]
Elliot: Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes angrily]
Boog: You!
[Boog takes the bag off of him and walks over to a cliff]
Elliot: No I didn't do it!
Boog: [holding Elliot over the cliff] Take a good look here, Elliot. What is it, Elliot. Something's missing, Elliot. What is it, Elliot, What is it?
Elliot: Wait, don't tell me. I...
Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!!!
Elliot: Oh, I was just going to say that.
Boog: My garage is missing, breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's ALL. YOUR. FAULT!!!
Elliot: What are you gonna do? [Boog lets go of Elliot's antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs Elliot] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Boog holds Elliot up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling] Heheh! You're funny! I thought, "Maybe," but then I was like, "Uh-huh!", and then...
[Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You?!? It walks... like a MAN!!!!
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh! I get it! You're like a pet! [chuckles]
Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!
Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ian: Herd! Circle formation!
[The herd instead make an oval shape]
Ian: You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
[The herd make a circle shape]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gordy: FREEZE!
Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [fainted]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.
[both laugh]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
Buddy: It's a pet!
Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
Elliot: Wow.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his fridge] Somebody's been eatin' my candy! [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgot to flush!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: [when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
[Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Beth: You're in big trouble, mister!
Boog: [to Beth] Sheesh!
[Boog passes out]
Boog: OW!!!
[Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]
Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
[Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]
Beth: UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!"

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
Shaw: What? It ain't my fault! He ran right in front of my truck!
Gordy: Where? On interstate?
[the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
Shaw: [chuckles] Sorta.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
[Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook McSquizzy: That was just a warning, all right? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
Reilly: [to Boog] You! You did this!
[All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
Animals: Yeah, that's right!
Boog: What? What did I do?
Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
Serge: We're sitting ducks out here!
Buddy: And it's open season!
Elliot: Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
Elliot: My fault?
Boog: Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
Elliot: l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
Boog: You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
Buddy: What about us?
Animals: Yeah! What about us?
Boog: Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
Elliot: Wait, Boog, I...
Boog: DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)

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