Les Razmoket, le film (1998)

Partager la citation sur facebook We're off the see the lizard.

Partager la citation sur facebook Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!

Partager la citation sur facebook Angelica: You know, not all dogs go to heaven.

Partager la citation sur facebook Phil: Thank Bob.
Lil: Thank you, Bob.

Partager la citation sur facebook Phil: I didn't know she could fly.
Lil: I think it's cause she's a witch.

Partager la citation sur facebook Grandpa Lou: In my day, we has plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest]
Drew: What is it, huh, an electric sponge?
Stu: Of course not! That was last year.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stu: Okay, so maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Reporter Rex Pester displays photos as he talks]
Rex Pester: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes]
Angelica: They've taken Cynthia, Spike. Come on, you're gonna be my Butthound.

Partager la citation sur facebook Igor: [gets off the circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys. I get us coffee.
Serge: No, Igor. You stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.
Igor: Nyet! Monkeys watch you, I GET COFFEE!
[cut to inside the diner, both men are drinking coffee and eating donuts; their train is in the view of the window, as the monkeys climb out and on top of the train]
Serge: I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: No. It is better in Kiev.
Serge: No. It's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!

Partager la citation sur facebook Minka: [after seeing the "Aquatic Emersion Room"] She having a baby! Not a gefilte fish!

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlotte: You know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a..."
[phone rings]
Charlotte: Hello?

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuckie: Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
[Pause]
Phil: So?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Dil begins to grunt and grimace; his face has turned dark pink]
Lil: Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again.
Tommy: Oh no! Dil, are you ok?
Phil: I think he's gonna explode.
Dil: Poopie.
Tommy: What?
Dil: [shouts] POOPIE!
[A pooping sound can be heard]
Everyone: EWW!
Tommy: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie!
Phil: What do you mean, "we?"

Partager la citation sur facebook Phil: Which way to the hopsicle?
Tommy: We're not going to the hopsicle!
Chuckie: Well, we're going somewheres!

Partager la citation sur facebook An adventure for anyone who's ever worn diapers.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kath Soucie as Betty DeVille

Partager la citation sur facebook Michael Bell as Grandpa Boris