Les Pingouins de Madagascar (2014)

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave! Dave! Right! Oh yeah, long time. Uh, how's the wife?

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine… or your prices! [in battle stance] Release them!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Classified] You low down, dirty, mangy, filthy, flea-bitten, bum-sniffing, TOILET DRINKER! [slight pause] But... good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Just, uh, smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.

Partager la citation sur facebook I make my own options. [hits a button, the hatch opens and boxes come flying out with the penguins]

Partager la citation sur facebook You mess with the bull, you get the horns, Private. Now hit that machine and get your present.

Partager la citation sur facebook Absolutely. First thing Monday.

Partager la citation sur facebook Impressive bouncing, boys. Now, then, back to civilization. If we're gonna take Dexter down, we need to know where he's gonna strike next.

Partager la citation sur facebook [first words] Hello! Are you my family?

Partager la citation sur facebook [gasps] Cheezy Dibbles!

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] Crikey!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sorry. I get gassy when I fly.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to the Octopi] Come on, then. You want to go? You want some argy-bargy?

Partager la citation sur facebook Yes, well, I figured if we could reverse the ray, we can turn everyone back to normal!

Partager la citation sur facebook Adventuring and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.

Partager la citation sur facebook He thinks we can't save the penguins because we're just "penguins".

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Dave] Sorry, sir. No clue.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nope, I still can't read.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Private] You’re hideously disfigured and will probably be hunted for sport.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Eva kisses him] Well, that feels right!

Partager la citation sur facebook Uh-oh.

Partager la citation sur facebook [mumbles] I dunno.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bleh!

Partager la citation sur facebook The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-species task force, dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves… like penguins.

Partager la citation sur facebook Remain calm, penguins. You are now under the protection of the North Wind. [shows a badge] You're welcome.

Partager la citation sur facebook No, my name isn't "Classified", my name is classified because I am the leader of this strike team. The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives. The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle. And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.

Partager la citation sur facebook What you, of course could not know, is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum".

Partager la citation sur facebook I want to say... You 4 are the bravest agents I’ve ever known. The point is I was wrong about you, and I hope there's some way I can make it right.

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh my gosh. You guys are so cute! [grabs the penguins and hugs them tightly] And cuddly!

Partager la citation sur facebook He hacked into our system.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's like being licked by a basketful of doggy dogs.

Partager la citation sur facebook Where's the sound? I can't hear anything.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gentlemen. There's only one way to resolve this.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Kowalski] We should kiss.

Partager la citation sur facebook Every time a villain calls in, this happens.

Partager la citation sur facebook I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss, and-and I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!

Partager la citation sur facebook Pretty birds belong in their cages.

Partager la citation sur facebook The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine. Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives… but you know me by a different, much older name. A name perhaps you hope you'd never hear again. A phantom! A shadow of a former life! I... am... [a purple octopus emerges from the costume of Dr. Brine] DAVE!

Partager la citation sur facebook You seriously don't remember me?

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Rico] UGH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Private: It's not a death ray, Skipper! He's gonna turn us into monsters!] Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" Invasion! Ahhh! Horrible mutant penguins released on the streets of New York City! [Kowalski: You're the monster!] Yes, I'm the monster. Everyone made that clear to me every day in my entire life, but now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monsters!

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlize, they're on the ray! Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them! Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack! Man the battle stations! Kevin, bake on! We're still going to need that victory cake!

Partager la citation sur facebook WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You think this is over? I'm just getting started! Open this right now!

Partager la citation sur facebook [The penguins have just blown up an old ship]
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis?
Kowalski: We are really... awesome at this!
Skipper: Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished! Hey, we can do our thing! High 1! [they all high 1, until Skipper accidentally hits the egg they just saved] Ooh. My bad.
Rico: Uh-oh.
[The penguins all look in awe as the egg is about to hatch]
Skipper: Look, it's... it's the miracle of birth.
Kowalski: A moment... of extraordinary beauty.
[Suddenly, the egg explodes open, much to the disgust of the 3 penguins]
Skipper: Daaagh!! That is disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
[Much to the surprise of the 3 penguins, the newly hatched Private gets up, but look at him lovingly]
Private: Hello! Are you my family?
[the 3 penguins turn, knowing that they're far away from land, and nod to each other before turning back to face Private]
Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.
Private: [concerned] Wh-wha...?
[Skipper elbows Kowalski]
Kowalski: What? I-I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
Skipper: [hits Kowalski again] No one's gonna die! [to Private] You know what you've got, kid? You've got us. We've got each other, and if that ain't a family, I don't know what is. [salutes Private, who salutes back; Skipper tussles Private's head] So adorable. Kowalski, what's our trajectory?
Kowalski: 95% certain we're still doomed.
Skipper: And the, uh... other 5%?
Kowalski: Adventuring and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
Skipper: I'll take that action.
Private: Where are we going?
Skipper: The future, boys. The glorious future.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: 10 years ago, on this very day, a tiny egg hatched, and our world got a little cuter. So tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday by infiltrating the United States Gold Depository in Fort Knox, Kentucky.

Partager la citation sur facebook [At the gold depository of Fort Knox]
Skipper: Private, if you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world, what would it be?
Private: Well, gee, Skipper. I think to be a meaningful and valued member of this team.
Skipper: Oh, well, we got you something else.
[Camera pans to a vending machine in the break room]
Private: A vending machine?
Skipper: Well, not just any vending machine, Private. The last remaining home in America's nanny states for those succulent and chemically-hazerdous bits of puffed heaven called...
Private: [gasps] Cheezy Dibbles!
Skipper: [gives Private a coin] Happy ding-dong birthday, ya little scamp!
[In response, Private pecks Skipper on the cheek, followed by Kowalski, finally giving one to Rico, only for the latter to hold Private for 10 seconds]
Skipper: You mess with the bull, you get the horns, Private. Now hit that machine and get your present. [Private tosses the coin into the machine and tries to reach in the slot to get the bag] We just broke in the most secure facility in North America. Do you know what that means?
Kowalski: We're wanted criminals who will be on the lam for the rest of their lives, always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?
Skipper: No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitist of the elite. Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate... +1. [as Private struggles to get the packet out from the vending machine he ends up getting pulled into the machine] Where'd Private go?
[they walk over closer to the vending machine]
Kowalski: Oh, there he is. [the penguins see Private is stuck up in the machine] D3.
Skipper: Oh, Private. How much is he?
Kowalski: He's $3.50, sir.
Skipper: Well, that's outrageous... even for Private.
[Suddenly, an octopus tentacle comes out of the vending machine slot, grabs Rico and takes him into the machine]
Kowalski: Sir, the machine is alive!
[the octopus tentacle comes out of the vending machine again and takes Kowalski]
Skipper: [angrily] Well, I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine… or your prices! [in battle stance] Release them! [the tentacle comes back out and grabs Skipper in]

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: So you squiggies wanna do the gondola mambo? Then let's dance. [one of the henchmen squirts ink in Skipper's eyes, blinding him] Ah! Mother of pearl, that stings! I lost visuals! Kowalski, be my eyes!

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: [the penguins are cornered in an alley by Dave's henchmen] Alright, boys, battle stance.
Kowalski: [exhausted] We're in battle stance, sir. [Rico takes the sock off Skipper's head]
Skipper: Oh, good. Now, we spring our trap.
[One of Dave's henchmen grabs the mandolin of the gondolier and smashes it, who runs away]
Kowalski: I'm not sure they're the ones that are trapped, sir.
Skipper: Kowalski, remember our little talk about true but unhelpful comments?
Kowalski: Yes, sir.
Skipper: Sometimes we just have to wing it.
[An owl swoops down, grabs one of the octopi and throws him in a window; Kowalski stares amazed]
Kowalski: Wow...
[A seal pops out of a light bulb, throws a flash grenade at the other octopus, which explodes, pushes him backwards to the wall. The telephone booth changes shape, revealing a polar bear pulling out a taser, shocking the last octopus, who goes through the sewer grate]
Kowalski: Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.
Skipper: It's okay, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again. Now what the heck is going on?! [a plane flies over the rooftops and a wolf drops down and lands in front of them]
Classified: Remain calm, penguins. You are now under the protection of the North Wind. [shows a badge] You're welcome.

Partager la citation sur facebook [The penguins have been rescued by the North Wind, they are on the plane and flies off]
Corporal: Oh my gosh. You guys are so cute! [grabs the penguins and hugs them tightly] And cuddly!
Skipper: Hey, get away! [slaps Corporal's lower jaw] No more hugs!
Corporal: It's like being licked by a basketful of doggy dogs.
Classified: [sighs] Corporal, Corporal! Chart a course back to North Wind Headquarters. [Corporal puts the penguins down, makes a heart sign with his paws before typing a computer] Eva, inform them we’re bringing in witnesses.
Skipper: Private, dibble me. [Private takes a dibble bag out of Rico's body, gives it to Skipper, then he jumps in front of the NW leader] We're not going anywhere with you. [munches] We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-species— [Skipper munches, the NW wolf looks at him] The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spec— [Skipper munches again] ...An elite undercover inter-species— [Skipper munches again] ...Task– [Skipper munches again] ...Force– [Skipper munches again] ...Dedicated to help– [Skipper munches again] ...Helping– [Skipper munches again] ...Dedicated to– [Skipper munches again; Classified growls annoyed] ...Dedicated– [Skipper munches again; Classified finishes his sentence while Skipper is munching] ...Dedicated to helping animals who can't– [Skipper munches again] ...Help– [Skipper munches again] ...Themselves… [Skipper munches again for the last time] ...Like penguins.
Skipper: Really, and you are...?
Classified: My name is classified.
Skipper: Classified, eh? What is that, uh, Dutch? Can't really hear the accent.
"Classified": Excuse me?
Skipper: There's the accent.
Agent "Classified": No, my (actual) name isn't "Classified", my name is classified (meaning I'm not telling you my real name) because I am the leader of this strike team. The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives. The bear is Corporal, he’s our muscle. And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.
Skipper: Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit too. [accidentally steps on a button which starts an alarm]
Voice: Self-destruct sequence activated.
Skipper: You know, you should really label these things. [Classified pushes the button again, turning the self-destruct off]
Voice: 3… 2… 1…
Skipper: The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. That there is Kowalski, he's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
Kowalski: [staring awestruck at Eva] Uhhh... [Eva looks back at Kowalski]
Skipper: See? He's working on a whole 'nother level.

Partager la citation sur facebook Classified: All right, tiny penguins. The best way for the North Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves, is to bring Dr. Brine to justice. Now you were in his sub, so I need to know everything you know. [the penguins are relaxing and enjoying the chairs and they raised them up high, giving a cheer] [almost losing his patience] Just tell me everything you know.
Skipper: All right. [lowers chair, same with the other penguins] Numero uno - never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.
Classified: [takes notes] "Tulip fight..."
Skipper: Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch.
Classified: Sasquatch.
Skipper: Hot dogs are in fact only 17% actual dog.
Classified: 17%… Not everything everything! [shows Skipper a board of evidence of the victim with a picture of a sheep next to it] Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine!
Skipper: Ah! Why didn't you say so?
Classified: [confused] What?
Skipper: My team has uncovered that Dr. Octavius Brine is actually an individual known as Derek.
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: ...As Dave the octopus.
Short Fuse: An octopus? [laughs] No, no, Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He's...
Classified: [stands in front of the picture of the sheep] An octopus! [clears throat] Precisely! That's exactly what our intel indicated. [puts the picture in trash bin and whispers into his wrist watch] Release the sheep. [at a barn, the sheep is kicked out and eats grass. Back at North Wind headquarters] What you, of course could not know, is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum".
Skipper: Ah, but what you don't know is that Dirk...
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: ...Dave won't be using his Bazooka Serum...
Kowalski: Medusa Serum.
Skipper: ...Medusa Serum on anybody.
Kowalski: That part is accurate.
Skipper: Show him, Rico.
[Rico spits out the vial containing the Medusa Serum]
Classified: You... you stole the Medusa Serum( while you were capture)?
Skipper: Well, stole the serum, saved the day, did your job for you. Call it what you will.[Suddenly, the screen goes on, revealing Dave] Debbie!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave!
Corporal: He hacked into our system.
[There's no sound on-screen as Dave speaks]
Eva: Where's the sound? I can't hear anything.
Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on.
Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
Dave: Hello? [the screen goes off] Hello?
Kowalski: But now we can hear you.
Short Fuse: So annoying!
Kowalski: But we cannot see you.
Short Fuse: Every time!
Classified: It's like talking to my parents.
Dave: [comes back on the screen] How about now?
[everyone cheers in agreement]
Classified: Yes, that's fantastic.
Dave: Alright. Now, where was I? (Oh, yeah.) [starts doing an evil laugh]
Kowalski: Dave!
Dave: (Anyways, as I was saying...) Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo mates.
Skipper: We were never mates. There was no mating.
Classified: Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum.
Skipper: What, you? You didn't steal that!
Classified: It's over.
Dave: It's over? Then why did I call you? Weird. (No, wait. Why did I call you guys again? Uh... Ah, right. Got it.) Oh, maybe it was to show you this! [turns the camera to show them a giant vial containing the Serum; everyone gasps with shock]
Kowalski: That is a lot of serum for 4 penguins.
Dave: Oh, you thought this was just about you 4? No. No, no, no, no. We're just getting started. [takes a selfie with a camera] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... for revenge! [presses the button to turn off the screen but nothing happens, he presses it again but nothing happens] (For re–) Wait. How do you...? [turns to his octopus thugs for help] What do I push, is it the red or...? I thought it was... it's not this– [presses something and the screen goes blank; the picture of Dave in front of the serum comes out of the printer]

Partager la citation sur facebook [the Penguins are in a box on a plane to Madagascar]
Skipper: Ugh, where the heck are we?
Kowalski: Oxygen content is low. I suggest we limit our breathing.
[Then the sound of a fart broke the silence.]
Skipper: Aw, Private!
[The three Penguins rip holes on the box to breathe for air.]
Private: Sorry. I get gassy when I fly.
Skipper: Toot sweet! He does!
Kowalski: We must be on a plane! [The Penguins move the box to be free. They have darts on their necks and a dart on Private’s butt.] What did North Wind do to us?
Private: Look! They gave us badges!
[The Penguins take off the darts.]
Skipper: Not badges, tranquilizer darts! Classified! That low-down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission!
Kowalski: He thinks we can't save the penguins because we're just "penguins".
Skipper: Well, penguins are our flesh and feather! They're us, and if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.
Kowalski: But, Skipper, we've gotta be 5 miles up. That pretty much limits our options.
Skipper: I make my own options. [hits a button, the hatch opens and boxes come flying out with the penguins]

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: Follow me, boys! We're going in hot!
Private: [as his butt goes on fire] Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot…!
Skipper: No one likes a show off, Private.
Kowalski: Aim for first class!

Partager la citation sur facebook [the North Wind are investigating the Penguin Habitat at a zoo in Brazil]
Eva: Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave.
Classified: [knowing Dave had already been there] Blast it! (We're already too late.) He's gone.
Corporal: So many penguins! [starts panicking and stress-eating]
Short Fuse: Boss, he's stress-eating again!
Classified: Corporal?
Eva: [to Corporal] There, there.
Short Fuse: [rubbing Corporal] Rub the angry out of the tummy.
Classified: Coporal? Fo... Focus. We are going to save those helpless penguins because we are the North Wind! And no one, no one, breaks the wind!
Corporal: [salutes] No one breaks the wind!
Classified: There's a good Corporal. [to Eva] How come there's beeping?
Eva: [looking at the beeping screen] Sir, those penguins... They never made it to Madagascar.
Classified: [shocked] What? Well, where the dickens are they?

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: Alright, you! Where's Dave? [repeatedly slaps a baby squid] Give us the goods.
Kowalski: Sir, that's, uh, that's a baby squid.
[The baby squid starts crying, then Skipper puts it down]
Skipper: Sorry, laddie. Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: You're up, Private. [Private comes out behind a "Wet Floor" sign, dressed as a mermaid] You just mermaid my day.

Partager la citation sur facebook Short Fuse: [The Penguins and the North Wind are arguing as to who should turned in Dr. Octavius Brine after having dropped a whale skeleton on him] We flattened him.
[They push Dr. Octavius Brine aside only to reveal an Open Sewer hatch leading to the pipes of the tanks, knowing that Dave is loose]
Kowalski: Drat, Dave is his.
[Having made it to the tank of Mermaid Penguins which Private had been placed into, Dave drains the tank sending all the Penguins in it including Private into his tentacles]
Skipper: Private! No!
Private: [As he gets pulled into the drain with the other penguins in the tank] Skipper, help!
[The Penguins and North Wind sulk in despair, as not only has Private been captured, but now Dave has captured all the Penguins from every zoo around the world]

Partager la citation sur facebook Kowalski: Sir, Dave’s pulling ahead. We are too heavy.
Skipper: [groans] Curse our heavily Cheese dibbled diet!

Partager la citation sur facebook [when Rico is throwing away every loose item out of the North Wind’s plane]
Kowalski: That's everything, sir.
Skipper: Have you purged the chemical toilet?
Kowalski: But Rico was in there for 15 minutes!
Skipper: JUST DO IT!

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: [after finding out that Classified put homing devices on them] You low down, filthy, mangy, bum-sniffing, TOILET DRINKER! [slight pause] But... good.
Classified: You see? I told you. You should've left this to the professionals.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: [inside his lair after he's captured the last of the penguins from zoos around the world] Ahoy there, penguins! I bet you're dying to know why I brought you all here!
Random Penguin: He's gonna kill us all!
Dave: What? No. My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone. Where's the fun in that?
Private: So, what does it do?
Dave: Something much, much worse.
Private: Right! But like what especially?
Dave: [to himself] Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you. All I need is a test subject.[pulls out a random cricket] Hello little buggy-boo!
Cricket: Is this about the chirping? Cause I could... Whoa! Whoa! [Dave throws the group and hands it over to one of his henchman]
Dave: Behold! as I unleash the full power of the Medusa Serum! [to his other henchman] Fire! [fires the ray containing the Medusa Serum at the cricket, mutating it into a larger state that even replaces his once cute looking face into one monstrous. All the penguins gasp] Yes! It works! I made a monster! I made a monster! And all you adorable penguins are next!
Private: Crikey!
Dave: Who said that? No. No. No. [rushes over to the cage he caught Private in] Yes! Gentleman, you remember Private.
Private: You'll never get away with this Dave! My brothers are coming, and they're gonna get you, and together we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.
Dave: Call off the hunt everyone. Turns out the elite unit will be coming to us. Boop.

Partager la citation sur facebook Classified: [to Short Fuse] Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
Skipper: Don't you hologram me! [turns off the hologram]
Short Fuse: I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss, and-and I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!
Skipper: All right, pooch. If you won't work with us, you better work for us. Our plan requires a diversion.
Classified: I give the orders around here and as much as it pains me to say this, I need you to act as the die-version for our operation, understood?
Skipper: No. This is our plan and it requires you to cause a diversion!
Classified: Die-version.
Skipper: Deh-version.
Classified: Die!
Skipper: Deh!
[Skipper and Classified continue arguing pronouncing diversion; Eva lands in front of them]
Eva: Gentlemen, there's only one way to resolve this.
Kowalski: We should kiss.
Eva: Plan-off.
Kowalski: Yep. Plan-off. That's what I was gonna say. Plan-off...

Partager la citation sur facebook [the penguins are dressed as German folk musicians]
Skipper: We take this shame to our graves.
Kowalski: Agreed.
[They start slap dancing]

Partager la citation sur facebook [the North Wind have entered Dave’s sub ready to capture him while the Penguins distract his henchmen]
Classified: Alright, Dave, put your tentacles up. [Dave raises 2 tentacles] All 8 of them.
Dave: [Turns around in his chair to face the North Wind smiling] I was hoping you'd say that.
[The North Wind drop their weapons with no clue on how to capture Dave]

Partager la citation sur facebook [as Dave prepares to use his ray on Private]
Dave: Who's ready to move into live penguin testing?
Skipper: You point that death ray away from Private right now!
Private: It's not a death ray, Skipper! He's gonna turn us into monsters!
Dave: Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" Invasion! Ahhh! Horrible mutant penguins released on the streets of New York City!
Kowalski: You're the monster!
Dave: [angrily] Yes! I'm the monster. Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life. But now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you’re the monster!
Private: Skipper!
Skipper: You can't take away Private's cuteness!
Kowalski: He's the cute one! [Rico grunts in agreement] That's-that's his thing!
Private: What?
Skipper: It's all the little guy's got! [Private rolls his eyes]
Dave: Hmm, you are super cute. We'd better crank this up. Drew, Barry! More power! Ready.
Kowalski: Negotiation have broken down.
Skipper: Rico, the paper clip! But us out of here! We need that paperclip.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Private has saved the North Wind from Dave’s henchmen sending them to their doom]
Classified: Oh, no. We’re dead. DEAD! DEAD!
Private: Hello, I pushed a button.
Corporal: Supper. Well, done, Private!
Eva: Good work, malinka.
Classified: Yes. Yes. Excellent button-pushing. Good job.

Partager la citation sur facebook New York Reporter: [in the harbors of New York City along with a crowd] BREAKING NEWS! The penguins have been found. Okay, according to my notes, genetic researcher Dr. Octavius Brine has found the penguins and is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park. The penguins are coming back. Oh my gosh, look!
Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine: [rising from his sub out of the water] Penguin lovers of the world! Guess who I found. It wasn't easy, but seeing these penguins get what they derserve will make it worthwhile.
New York Reporter: What a weird thing to say. I'm so excited.
Dr. Octavius Brine: Yay! Your newly improved penguins!

Partager la citation sur facebook Private: Come on, then. You wanna go? You want some argy-bargy? [charges at the octopuses while emitting a battle cry]

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: You stole Dave's ray?
Private: Yes, well I figured if we could reverse the ray, we can turn everyone back to normal!
Skipper: Reverse the ray?
Kowalski: That’s brilliant, but... it's impossible! In order to reverse the ray, we would need to replace the Medusa Serum with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness!
Skipper: Immeasurable cuteness? Where the heck are we supposed to get that? Wait, Private, no. We don’t know what I’ll do to you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After the ray Private stole accidentally turned a random penguin back to normal]
Kowalski: The ray! It works! It WORKS!
Skipper: Private, are you okay?
Private: Yes!
[Skipper, Rico and Kowalski gasp in surprise and notice that Private has sprouted a hand out of his buttocks.]
Kowalski: Whoa-oh! Butt-hand! There’s a hand attached to his butt. That was not... that was not there before.
Skipper: Get out of there. That’s an order!
Private: [salutes] Permission to defy order.
Skipper: Permission denied!
Private: Then I deny your denial.
Skipper: It’s too risky, Private. It already made you sprout a butt-hand!
Private: I know it has to be me this time. [places his butt-hand on the glass] And I think you know it, too. [Concerned about Private’s sacrifice, Skipper places his flipper on the same place where Private placed his butt-hand. They exchange smiles before Private reattaches himself to the ray using his butt-hand.] I'm the secret weapon!

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: Dead batteries?!
Kowalski: [gasps] Game over, Skipper!
Private: No! [notices a nearby grocery store] Rico, batteries! Skipper, Kowalski, hold off those octopi! We’re doing this NOW!
Skipper: You heard Private! Deploy!
[they runs and ready to face the army of octopis]

Partager la citation sur facebook Skipper: Rico, dibble me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Private: [after the sides effects from the ray, he's tinted pink and grown antlers] So, how do I look?
Kowalski: You’re hideously disfigured and will probably be hunted for sport.
Private: [concerned] Wh-Wha...?
[Skipper elbows Kowalski]
Kowalski: What?
Skipper: If there's anything we've learned from this delightful adventure, Kowalski, it's that looks don’t matter. It’s what you do that counts. And look at what you did. [the penguins from different countries look at the penguins, baby penguins pop out from behind parent penguins] Yes, sir. You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team. [salutes Private, Private salutes back. Kowalski and Rico salute as well. Skipper does Private's salute by crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue. Private did the same and laughs. All the penguins and the North Wind cheer for Private]

Partager la citation sur facebook [The victory celebration was cut when everyone heard a thump. Classified turns around and looks at the city. Corporal and Short Fuse gasp. Eva looks. The cricket gasps. The penguin couple trembled. They see a tentacle appear and Dave appears with his face in a cute way.]
Skipper: Ramirez!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave! [Dave laughs evilly and lures over to them, until he bumps into something invisible. The camera zooms out to reveal that Dave is made cute by the ray, shrunk, and trapped in a snow globe.]
Dave: WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! [the snow globe holding Dave falls out from the tape and Skipper catches him]
Skipper: Dave. Ohhoho, look at you.
Dave: You think this is over? I'm just getting started!
Kowalski: What do we do with him now? [Rico attempts to swallow the snow globe trapping Dave, but Skipper pulls it away]
Girl: Awww...
Dave: [to the penguins] Open this right now!
Skipper: [tosses the snow globe to the girl] Here you go, kid. [Dave looks at the girl]
Girl: Cool. [puts her finger on the snow globe. Touched, Dave puts his tentacle on the snow globe where the girl's finger is.]
Skipper: I hope you find happiness, Dave.
Girl: [shakes the snow globe hard] It's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing! [the girl runs off shaking the snow globe with Dave moaning, much to the surprise of the penguins and the North Wind. After Dave's defeat]
Classified: [clear his throat] Right now, this is difficult for me to say, but...
Skipper: Is it "osteoporosis"? You just gotta lean into the vowels. Ahhh-stee-ohhhh-pahhh...
Classified: No, no, I want to say... You 4 are the bravest agents I’ve ever known. The point is... I was wrong about you, and I hope there’s some way I can make it right.
Kowalski: [to Classified] Give us jetpacks.
Eva: [at the same time; to Kowalski] We could kiss.
Kowalski: [notices Eva] Whoa! Uh... [clears his throat] Did you just say...? [Eva dips Kowalski, kissing him, while using her other wing to block the camera, much to the disgust of his comrades. As soon as Eva lowers her wings, Kowalski has lipstick marks all over his face] Well, that feels right!
Private: I think I'd actually prefer a jetpack, please.
Skipper: I think we should go with Private's idea.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After the Penguins turned Private back to normal with the help of King Julien and Mort]
King Julien: You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more... pizzazz! [as a side effect from using the ray, Mort ends up eating King Julien] Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!
[Mort giggles]

Partager la citation sur facebook The movie event that will blow their cover

Partager la citation sur facebook All bark, no flight (Skipper and Classified tagline)

Partager la citation sur facebook Hot wings (Kowalski and Eva tagline)

Partager la citation sur facebook Loose cannons (Rico and Short Fuse tagline)

Partager la citation sur facebook Dangerously cute (Private and Corporal tagline)