Les Noces funèbres (2005)

Partager la citation sur facebook Tomorrow, Victoria, we are to be...[struggles to say "married"] Mmmm... mmmm... mmmm...

Partager la citation sur facebook You should see him with fur.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sir, I beg you to help. It means so much to me... us.

Partager la citation sur facebook I've got a... I've got a dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!

Partager la citation sur facebook [trying to practice his vows] With this hand, I will cup your... [unconsciously holds hands before his chest in a suggestive manner, and is then horrified] Oh goodness, no!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to the corpse of Scraps] Play dead... Oh, sorry.

Partager la citation sur facebook With this candle... I will set your mother on fire.

Partager la citation sur facebook With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm already reeling, Mother. Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?

Partager la citation sur facebook I-I-I do apologize, Miss Everglot. How rude of me to... Well... Excuse me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ah, Mrs. Everglot. You look ravishing this evening. What's that, Mr. Everglot? Call you "dad"? If you insist, sir.

Partager la citation sur facebook Please, there's been a mistake. I'm not dead.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this. But then again, she never approved of anything.

Partager la citation sur facebook Victoria, wait. You don't understand. She's dead. Look!

Partager la citation sur facebook If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same. And I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead; yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real, and it seems that I still have a tear to shed.

Partager la citation sur facebook Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any

Partager la citation sur facebook We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living.

Partager la citation sur facebook I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after her hand escapes her arm and dances up Victor's arm] Pardon my enthusiasm.

Partager la citation sur facebook If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain. In the ice or in the sun it's all the same. And I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn't beat it's breaking. Yet the pain here that I feel...try and tell me it's not real. And I know that I am dead. It seems that I still have some tears to shed.

Partager la citation sur facebook Maybe he should be with her. Little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart.

Partager la citation sur facebook I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. Well now... now I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Victor. But you are not mine.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Victor] Out of the way, you ninny!

Partager la citation sur facebook There's an eye in me soup.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fetch me musket!

Partager la citation sur facebook Will the mortification never cease? It will be YEARS before we can show ourselves in public again!

Partager la citation sur facebook ENOUGH! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared! [to Victor] Young man, learn your vows.

Partager la citation sur facebook What are you doing here at this hour? You should be at home, prostrate with grief!

Partager la citation sur facebook What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul!

Partager la citation sur facebook Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?

Partager la citation sur facebook I have it. A Ukrainian Haunting Spell! Just the thing for these quick trips.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dearly beloved, and departed...

Partager la citation sur facebook Victor would have to give up the life he had forever. He would have to repeat his vows in the Land of the Living, and drink from the Wine of Ages. This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you.

Partager la citation sur facebook If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you've lost your mind!

Partager la citation sur facebook [pushing out the Corpse Bride's eye so he can look for Victor] Don't worry. I'll keep an eye out for him.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to a villager] You don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.

Partager la citation sur facebook HEAR YE, HEAR YE! WEDDING REHEARSAL IN RUINS AS VAN DORT BOY CAUSES CHAOS! [sees Victor, and makes it a point to let him know] FISHY FIANCÈ COULD BE CANNED! EVERGLOTS ALL "FIRED UP" AS VAN DORT DISASTER RUINS REHEARSAL!

Partager la citation sur facebook HEAR YE, HEAR YE! VICTOR VAN DORT SEEN THIS NIGHT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE ARMS OF A MYSTERY WOMAN! THE DARK-HAIRED TEMPTRESS AND MASTER VAN DORT SLIPPED AWAY INTO THE NIGHT! And now the weather: scattered showers...

Partager la citation sur facebook In other news... THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Town Crier: VICTOR VAN DORT ELOPES WITH CORPSE! HEARTBROKEN BRIDE TO WED WEALTHY NEWCOMER!
Nell Van Dort: Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be!
William Van Dort: Did he say "corpse"?
Nell Van Dort: Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor?

Partager la citation sur facebook Victoria: Oh, Hildegarde... what if Victor and I don't... like each other?
Maudeline: Humph! As if that has anything to do with marrige. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
Victoria: Surely you must, a little?
Maudeline and Finis: Of course not!

Partager la citation sur facebook Maudeline: [as the dead ran rampant] They must be from your side of the family!
Finis: Certainly not! If my Grandfather Everglot could see this he'd be turning in his grave!
Grandfather: (booming) Finis! (they turn to see a skeleton who looks just like the portrait of Finis's grandfather, who says politely) Where do you keep the spirits?

Partager la citation sur facebook Pastor Galswells: [yelling] Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back! Back!
Skeleton: Keep it down, we're in a church.

Partager la citation sur facebook Emily: [recognizes Barkis] You.
Lord Barkis: Emily?!
Emily: YOU!
Lord Barkis: But... I left you.
Emily: For dead.
[The crowd gasps]

Partager la citation sur facebook Elder Gutknecht: [to angry corpses] Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.
Lord Barkis: Well said. [drinks the Wine of Ages and dies]
Maggot: [amusing smile] Not anymore!
[Barkis is turned into a corpse as his face's color changes to blue]
Elder Gutknecht: Yup, you're right. He's all yours.
[the corpses laugh diabolically as they surround Barkis and drag him to the underworld]
Mrs. Plum: New arrival. [closes the door]

Partager la citation sur facebook Rising to the occasion.

Partager la citation sur facebook There's been a grave misunderstanding...

Partager la citation sur facebook Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?