Les Indians II (1994)

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: What do you call that garbage?
Rick: That's the eliminator.
Jack: The eliminator?
Rick: I've got a new one I'll show ya. You get a piece of it, I'll let you name it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack I'd, uh...call it the masturbator.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rube: Women: you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rube: Hey, Pedro, guess what man? I'm on the rooster!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jake: Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?
Rube: I don't just look at it. I read the articles.
Jake: Sure you do.
Rube: I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interest, like Betsy loves surfing.
Jake: You even memorize them?
Rube: Yeah, I guess I do.
Jake: Bingo.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: I'm the only winner on the team. The rest of them are losers. Either by choice, or by birth.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rube: Wow, Willie's really got some power.
Lou: Off a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple of weeks!

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: You know I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's It's funny how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. [Covers the Microphone so the audience can not hear]

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: Of course he could be pointing at the left fielder.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: Up comes Phillepe Aguilar, a dangerous righthanded batter. Oh shit. If that's not Shaquille Oneal in left, that baby's outta here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: And Taylor is sending up.....Roger Dorn?? Dorn is 0 for the century against this guy, with several foul tips.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: Obviously Taylor's thinking.... I don't what the hell he's thinking.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: And it looks like Hayes is trying to hit Vaughn, and why not everyone else in the league does.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: And Hayes steals second, I'm surprised he still remembered where it was.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: I wanted to see his movie, but it was only out for two and a half hours. I did hear however that it was in focus.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: Dynamite drop in Monty, that broadcast school has really paid off.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: I don't know how this guy keeps his mind on Baseball with the Paternity suits and all.
Monty: I think those are parking tickets.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Doyle: Somebody caught it, and the Indians win the division.

Partager la citation sur facebook White Lightning: Mine fell the hardest.
Black Thunder: Mine are the deadest.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rube Baker: Who are they?
Jake Taylor: They are our center fielder.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lou Brown: This team has completely lost its focus.
Roger Dorn: You think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?

Partager la citation sur facebook Lou Brown: We won a game yesterday, if we win one today that's two in a row. If we win one tomorrow that's called a winning streak. It has happened before. SO LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE! SO LET'S JACK IT UP A LITTLE!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lou Brown: Taylor it's not your job to make excuses. THAT'S ALL YOU GUYS DO GOOD. IT'S EITHER A LEG THING. OR A SPIRITUAL THING. OR A PHYSCHOLOGICAL THING. OR A HEART ATTACK.
Jake Taylor: Who used heart attack?
Lou: Me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lou Brown: I LOVE THIS SHIT. I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND. YEAH!

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Mayes Hayes: If the gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch, why should I have to run?"
Rick Vaughn: Who you calling a gutless wonder? Tin Man.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Parkman: I got you're timing now. But I'll bet you don't have enough hair on your ass to throw me another one.
Rick Vaughn: Well here it comes Parkman. Old number 1 - The Terminator. You get a piece of it, you can rename it.