Les Gardiens de la Galaxie (2014)

Partager la citation sur facebook [Awkwardly] Hello. I’m Star-Lord. I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on... at all.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bereet! Okay, I'm gonna be totally honest with you ... I forgot you were here.

Partager la citation sur facebook They got my dick message!

Partager la citation sur facebook [From trailer] You're welcome.

Partager la citation sur facebook I know who you are, Peter Quill! And I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your...pelvic sorcery!

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Partager la citation sur facebook YES! Ha ha ha! [After the Milano blows a hole in Ronan's ship and crash-lands inside]

Partager la citation sur facebook I am Groot.
His only statement throughout most of the film, with various inflections.

Partager la citation sur facebook His only statement throughout most of the film, with various inflections.

Partager la citation sur facebook We... are... Groot.
His statement as he sacrifices himself to save the group.

Partager la citation sur facebook His statement as he sacrifices himself to save the group.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ain't no thing like me, 'cept me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Partager la citation sur facebook After Gamora tells him there will be no moons blown up.

Partager la citation sur facebook YOU'RE MAKIN'... ME... BEAT... UP... GRASS!!
After Drax and Groot tell him that they want to save Quill and Gamora.

Partager la citation sur facebook After Drax and Groot tell him that they want to save Quill and Gamora.

Partager la citation sur facebook Let's make something clear. This one here's our booty! You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately... We go through you!!
Speaking to the prisoners who want to pick on Quill.

Partager la citation sur facebook Speaking to the prisoners who want to pick on Quill.

Partager la citation sur facebook Speaking his motto.

Partager la citation sur facebook No. I will cure it!
Speaking before to hit a man with his hammer.

Partager la citation sur facebook Speaking before to hit a man with his hammer.

Partager la citation sur facebook Do not speak for me!
Interupting Nebula in her argument with Gamora

Partager la citation sur facebook Interupting Nebula in her argument with Gamora

Partager la citation sur facebook Cleanse him!

Partager la citation sur facebook You're the one who transmited the messeage?
Speaking with Drax about the messeage sended to him

Partager la citation sur facebook Speaking with Drax about the messeage sended to him

Partager la citation sur facebook Not anymore.

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Partager la citation sur facebook People of Xandar! The time has come to rejoice and renounce your paltry GODS! Your salvation... is at hand. [Begins shouting in Kree]
Speaking to the Xandanians before he meant to destroy Xandar. Whilst standing on it. Well, he is a fanatic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Speaking to the Xandanians before he meant to destroy Xandar. Whilst standing on it. Well, he is a fanatic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues. [Peter grabs the orb from her hand, attaches small rocket launcher on Gamora and sets it off throwing Gamora aside, thinking he's in the clear suddenly Groot places a sack over Peter's head] What the... [Groot starts carrying Peter in a sack muffling and squirming over his shoulder]
Rocket: Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional. [just then he sees Gamora coming towards them] You gotta be kidding me. [she pushes Rocket aside] Hey! [Gamora fights with Groot, cutting off his arms, as she opens the sack Peter suddenly uses his gun to electrocute her and runs off, Rocket gets out his gun and aims it at Peter] I live for the simple things. Like how much this is gonna hurt. [he shoots his gun which shoots a ball of electricity at Peter giving him an electric shock] Yeah. Writhe, little man. [he looks at Groot who is looking sadly as his severed arms] It'll grow back, you D'ast idiot. Quit whining. [just then they are captured by The Nova Corps]
Nova Arresting Pilot: Subject 89P13, drop your weapon.
Rocket: Oh, crap. [Rockets reluctantly drops his weapon]
Nova Arresting Pilot: By the authority of the Nova Corps, you are under arrest... [at the same time Peter is being arrested]
Rhomann Dey: Alright. Come on up.
Nova Arresting Pilot: ...for endangerment to life and the destruction of property. [as Dey arrests Peter he recognizes him]
Rhomann Dey: Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.
Quill: Star-Lord.
Rhomann Dey: Oh, sorry. Lord. [to his partner] I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name.
Quill: Come on, man. It's a...it's an outlaw name.
Rhomann Dey: Just relax, pal. It's cool to have a code name. It's not that weird. [referring to the Nova Corps]
Rocket: Fascists. [we see as Rocket, Groot and an unconscious Gamora are arrested]

Partager la citation sur facebook Rocket: If we're gonna get outta here, we gonna need to get into that watch tower, and to do that, I'm gonna need a few things. The guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs. I need one.
Gamora: Leave it to me.
Rocket: That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg.
Quill: His leg?
Rocket: Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless.
Quill: ... All right.
Rocket: And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light. You see it?
Quill: Yeah.
Rocket: There's a quarnex battery behind it. Purplish box. Green wires. To get into that watch tower, I definitely need it.
Gamora: How are we supposed to do that?
Rocket: Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade.
Gamora: [Groot starts walking toward the panel] You must be joking.
Rocket: No, I really heard they find you attractive.
Quill: Look. It's 20 feet up in the air and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It's impossible to get up there without being seen.
Rocket: I got one plan, and that plan requires this frickin' quarnex battery, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! [Groot removes the panel, which hits a passing inmate on the head and knocks him out] Can I get back to it? Thanks. [Drax spots Groot trying to remove the battery] Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last. [Groot removes the battery, setting off the alarms] ... Or we could just get it first and improvise.
Gamora: I'll get the armband.
Quill: Leg.

Partager la citation sur facebook Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.
Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude.
Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.
Drax: Nothing goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Drax: [To Quill] You! Man who has lain with an A'askvarian!
Quill: [Miffed] It was just one time, man.

Partager la citation sur facebook Drax: [Points at Rocket] I recognize this animal! We'd roast them over a flame pit as children. Their flesh was quite delicious!
Rocket: NOT! HELPING!

Partager la citation sur facebook Peter Quill: Ow! What the hell?
Gamora: I know who you are, Peter Quill! And I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your...your pelvic sorcery!
Peter Quill: That is not what is happening here.
[Star-Lord notices Groot, Rocket and Drax fighting in the bar]
Quill: Oh, no.
[He and Gamora step into the bar as the brawling continues; Gamora pulls Drax off of Groot]
Gamora: Stop it!
[Rocket aims his rifle at Drax, but before he can fire, Star-Lord steps in to break it up]
Quill: Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?!
Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket: That is true!
Drax: He has no respect!
Rocket: That is also true!
Quill: HOLD ON! HOLD ON!
Rocket: [Groot rubs his sore jaw, breathing fire] Keep callin' me "vermin", tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me, like everyone else!
Quill: Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [Crying] Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, and turned into some... some little monster!
Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.
Rocket: [Points at Drax] He called me "vermin"! She [Gamora] called me "rodent"! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots through your FRICKIN' FACE! [Draws his rifle at Drax]
Quill: No, no, no, no! FOUR BILLION UNITS!!! Rocket! Come on, man! Hey, suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich!
[After an uneasy silence]
Rocket: [He finally lowers his rifle] Fine. But I can't promise when all this is over, I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.
Quill: See?! [turning to Drax and Gamora] That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!
Drax: We have traveled halfway across the quadrant...And Ronan is no closer to being dead.
Star-Lord: [Drax turns around and storms off] Drax!
Gamora: Let him go. We don't need him.
[just then the Collector's assistant, Carina, enters the bar]
Carina: Milady Gamora, I'm here to fetch you for my master. [Carina escorts them to the Collector's home]
Rocket: Okay, this isn't creepy at all.
Carina: We house the galaxy's largest collection of fauna, relics, and species of all manner. [she takes them to the Collectors massive room of collections where he's waiting for them] I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector. [Gamora and the Collector walk towards each other]
The Collector: Oh, my dear Gamora. How wonderful to meet in the flesh. [he kisses her hand]
Gamora: Let's bypass the formalities, Tivan. We have what we discussed. [as the Collector notices Groot]
The Collector: What is that thing there?
Groot: I am Groot. [the Collector goes over to Groot]
The Collector: I never thought I'd meet a Groot. Sir, you must allow me to pay you now so that I may own your carcass. At the moment of your death, of course.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Why, so he could turn you into a frickin' chair?
The Collector: [to Groot] That's your pet?
Rocket: His what?! [Rocket goes to grab his weapon and the Collector chuckles, Gamora intervenes]
Gamora: Tivan, we have been halfway around the galaxy, retrieving this orb.
The Collector: Very well, then. Let us see what you brought.[Gamora looks at Peter, he retrieves the orb from his bag but accidentally drops it, he quickly picks it up to show the Collector] [meanwhile a drunken Drax notices a man making a call in a booth]
Knowhere Civilian: Three quarnyx batteries, seven cases of cotati seeds. No, cases. Last time, you sent me... [suddenly Drax comes up from behind and holds a knife against his throat]
Drax: You shall send a message for me. [back with the Collector and the group]
The Collector: Oh, my new friends. Before creation itself, there were six singularities. [he uses a device to unlock and open the orb] Then the universe exploded into existence, and the remnants of these systems were forged into concentrated ingots. Infinity Stones. These stones, it seems, can only be brandished by beings of extraordinary strength. Observe. [he shows them the giant beings that use the Infinity Stones as weapons] These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilizations like wheat in a field.
Quill: There's a little pee coming out of me right now.
The Collector: Once, for a moment, a group was able to share the energy amongst themselves, but even they were quickly destroyed by it. [the orb is opened to reveal an Infinity Stone] Beautiful. Beyond compare.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After the Infinity Stone contained in the Orb destroys Tivan's museum]
Gamora: How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb?
Rocket: [Altogether shocked and shaken] WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!
Quill: Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?!
Rocket: [Ignoring Quill] I can't believe you had that in your purse!
Quill: [Defensive] It's not a purse; it's a knapsack!
Gamora: We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it.
Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan!
Quill: What, so he can destroy the galaxy?!
Rocket: What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna to save it?!
Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nebula: You are a disappointment, sister. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.
Gamora: Nebula, please. If Ronan gets this stone, he'll kill us all.
Nebula: [Smiles cruelly] Not all of us. You will already be dead.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gamora: Quill? What happened?
Quill: I saw you out there. I don't know what came over me, but I couldn't let you die. I found something inside of myself. Something incredibly heroic. I mean, not to brag, but objectively... [Gamora sighs with frustration]
Gamora: Where's the orb?
Peter Quill: It's...well, they got the orb.
Gamora: What? [just then a door opens and Yondu's men enter]
Kraglin: Welcome home, Peter.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Quill and Gamora are captured by Yondu]
Rocket: [Lands his pod right in front of Groot, who is seen helping Drax after his fight against Ronan, and gets out] Blasted idiot. They're all idiots. Quill just got himself captured! [Yelling at Drax] None of this ever would've happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN' ARMY!
Drax: [Ashamed] You're right. I was a fool. All the anger, all the rage... it was just to cover my loss.
[Groot lays a comforting hand on Drax's shoulder]
Rocket: [After watching them for a moment, Rocket starts mocking Drax] "Aww, boo-hoo-hoo. My wife and child are dead." [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery] Oh, I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way! Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whackjob ever gets there.
Groot: [Groot rises to his feet in defiance] I am Groot!
Rocket: Save them? How?!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: I know they're the only friends that we ever had! But there's an army of Ravagers around them, and there's only two of us!
Drax: [Rises and stands next to Groot] ... Three.
[Rocket grunts to himself in frustration, and turns to soon kick the ground with his feet]
Rocket: YOU'RE MAKIN'. ME. BEAT. UP. GRASS!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [back on board the Dark Astor Ronan contacts Thanos]
Ronan: The orb is in my possession, as I promised. [Korath holds up the orb in his hand]
Thanos: Bring it to me.
Ronan: Yes, that was our agreement. [Ronan takes the orb from Korath] Bring you the orb, and you will destroy Xandar for me: However, now that I know it contains an Infinity Stone, I wonder what use I have for you.
Thanos: BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
[Ronan opens up the orb and looks at the Power Stone inside]
Korath: Master, you cannot!! Thanos is the most powerful being in the universe!
Ronan: Not anymore. [He embeds the Infinity Stone in his warhammer and wields its power into his body] YOU CALL ME "BOY"?! I will unfurl one thousand years of Kree justice on Xandar AND BURN IT TO ITS CORE!!! Then, Thanos... I'm coming for you! [He ends his call to Thanos]
Nebula: After Xandar, you're going to kill my father?
Ronan: You dare to oppose me?
Nebula: You see what he has turned me into. You kill him, and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.
[on Yondu's ship, Yondu is beating Peter who's being held by Yondu's men]
Yondu Udonta: You betrayed me! Steal my money!
Gamora: Stop it! Leave him alone!
Yondu: When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you! They ain't never tasted Terran before! I saved your life!
Quill: Oh, will you shut up about that?! God! Twenty years you've been throwing that in my face! Like it's some great thing, "not eating me"! Normal people don't even THINK about eating someone else! Much less, that person having to be grateful for it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Quill: If you kill me, you're saying goodbye to the biggest score you've ever seen.
Yondu: The Stone? I hope you got a better idea, 'cause ain't no one stealin' from Ronan.
Quill: We got a ringer. [Glances at Gamora] She knows everything there is about Ronan. His ships, his army…
Gamora: He's vulnerable.
Quill: So what do you think, Yondu, huh? Me and you, taking down scores, side by side, like the old days?
[Yondu glares at Quill...then calls off his dart and hugs Quill]
Yondu: [Laughs] Ya always had scrote, son! That's why we kept ya up as a kid!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Drax, Groot and Rocket track down the Ravagers who took Quill and Gamora]
Rocket: Attention, idiots! The lunatic on the top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer. It's a weapon of my own design.
Yondu: What the hell?
Rocket: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very big new one.
Yondu: I ain't buyin' it.
Rocket: I am giving you to the count of five. [Quill and Gamora start to panic] Five, four, three--
Quill: No, wait! Hold on! Rocket, it's me! For God's sake! We figured it out! We're fine!
[Pause]
Rocket: [Nonchalantly] Oh, hey, Quill. What's going on?

Partager la citation sur facebook Rocket: You call that 'figured it out'?! We're gonna rob the guys who just beat us senseless?!
Quill: Oh, you wanna talk about 'senseless'? How about trying to save us by blowing us up?
Rocket: We were only gonna blow you up if they didn't turn you over.
Quill: And how on Earth were they gonna turn us over when you only gave 'em a count of five?!
Rocket: Well, we didn't have time to work out the minutiae of the plan. [At Groot] This is what we get for acting altruistically!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: They are ungrateful!

Partager la citation sur facebook Quill: I look around at us... and you know what I see? Losers. [The others give him an off look] I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Our homes. Our families. Normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
Drax: To do what?
Quill: ...To give a shit, for once, and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.
Rocket: Quill... Stopping Ronan... It's impossible. You're asking us to die.
Quill: ... Yeah. I guess I am.
[A pause]
Gamora: Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. [Stands up] I will be grateful to die among my friends.
Drax : [Stands up] You are an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, see my wife and daughter again.
Groot: [Stands up] I am Groot.
[They look expectantly at Rocket]
Rocket: [Resigned sigh] Aww, what the hell? I don't got that long a lifespan anyway. [Stands up] Well, now I'm standing. You all happy? We're all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

Partager la citation sur facebook Denarian Saal: Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal of the Nova Corps. For the record, I advised them against trusting you here.
Quill: [To Gamora] They got my dick message.
Saal: Prove me wrong!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Inside Ronan's ship, the Dark Aster]
Drax: I can barely see.
[Groot releases a cloud of firefly-like spores, illuminating the hallway]
Drax: [Awed] When did you learn to do that?
Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot." [Groot smiles and nods]

Partager la citation sur facebook Drax: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is pleasing to once again have friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
Quill: Thanks.
Drax: This dumb tree, he is my friend.
[Groot grunts]
Drax: And this green whore, she too is my--
Gamora: OH, YOU MUST STOP!
[Nebula ambushes the team, bent on killing Gamora]
Nebula: GAMORA! You've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous--
[Drax hits her point-blank with a shot from a bazooka]
Drax: Nobody talks to my friends like that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Korath: Star-Lord!
Quill: Finally!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Groot intends to sacrifice himself to protect the others]
Rocket: No, Groot! You can't. You'll die. [Starts crying] Why are you doing this?! Why?
[Groot wipes away Rocket's tears]
Groot: We....are....Groot.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Quill, Gamora, Drax and Rocket all touch each other after Quill holds the Stone, and with all sharing its burden]
Ronan: [Horrified] You're mortal! How?!
Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
[Ronan attempts to attack them with his warhammer, but Quill opens his hand with the Stone, releasing its energy into Ronan and destroying him. Then Quill and Gamora seal the Stone in the container]

Partager la citation sur facebook Gamora: Your wife and child shall rest well, knowing that you have avenged them.
Drax: Yes. Of course Ronan was only a puppet. It's really Thanos that I need to kill.

Partager la citation sur facebook Quill: What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?
Gamora: We'll follow your lead...Star-Lord.
Quill: Bit of both!
[The Guardians leave to their next mission in their ship as the song "I Want You Back" from the Jackson 5 plays]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Post-credits scene: In the destroyed museum, a battered, beaten-up Collector in seen drinking in a green cup as Cosmo the Space Dog licks him.]
Howard the Duck: What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. [Takes a drink] Yeah! But it burns going down.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chris Powers, in "Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack Tops Billboard Charts" in Paste magazine (14 August 2014)

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Partager la citation sur facebook All heroes start somewhere.

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