Les Blancs ne savent pas sauter (1992)

Partager la citation sur facebook You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

Partager la citation sur facebook You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

Partager la citation sur facebook Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's hard work makin' you look so bad.

Partager la citation sur facebook You still putting up bricks? What is this a masons convention? Clang!! Clang!! I need welding torch to play in this leauge. Lets stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless so that your mother will have a place to live. I want your Mother and Sister out of my house immediately !!

Partager la citation sur facebook A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Keep singin' guys... My old man was a preacher... I love this shit!

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Partager la citation sur facebook It is hard God damn work, making something this pretty look like a chump!

Partager la citation sur facebook Gloria: See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Zeke: No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.

Partager la citation sur facebook Junior: Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!

Partager la citation sur facebook Raymond: who rattled your cage dickhead?

Partager la citation sur facebook Sidney: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the fucking air.
Billy: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy: Yeah.
Sidney: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy: I don't know.
Sidney: Then you're a chump!
Billy: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gloria: Teammates can't hustle each other.
Rhonda: Why not?
Gloria: It's not artistic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy: You calling me ugly?
Sidney: Your mother did!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sidney: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
Billy: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
Sidney: Wait a minute. I didn't have to talk to you very long. I presented you with an option and you took it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gloria: The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
Billy: Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to fuckin' wake up.
Gloria: Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you fucked up again! I'm going to get on that motherfucking show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this fucking planet! Who's James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!

Partager la citation sur facebook Referee: Black ball.
Dwight: What the fuck do you mean, black ball?
Willie: Are you racist?
Referee: Your jersey, not your skin.
Willie: I knew you were a racist
Dominic Wilson: Parkie you are number 1!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Kevin Benton - Zeke.